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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
if anyone has seen donnie darko than "sometimes i doubt your comitment to SPARKLE MOTION" or basically anything from waiting or jesus is magic
Jun 11 2006 5:40PM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
"Oh,It's that time of the month"
Jun 12 2006 10:08AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
"dont be a menace in south central while your drinking your juice in the hood"
- dont be a menace in south central while your drinking your juice in the hood"
Jun 12 2006 10:11AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
The Dude: What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
Jun 12 2006 10:13AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
"The Brain"
Jun 12 2006 10:15AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
bahaha that was funny
Jun 12 2006 11:54AM
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PLJaCks
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
MOM....THE MEATLOAF....FUCK!!!
Jun 12 2006 11:59AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
fuck yes it was
Jun 12 2006 6:54PM
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
it's 106 miles to chicago got a full tank of gas 1/2 pack of cigarettes it's dark and were wearing sunglasses.

hit it


bluse brothers gotta love it
Jun 12 2006 7:07PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
Jun 12 2006 8:03PM
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Jamesl48
Posts: 547 - Karma: 10
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

All I got in life is my balls and my word and I don't break em for nobody.
Jun 12 2006 8:11PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Jun 12 2006 8:22PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
the first 30 min of Full Metal Jacket

"do you suck dick?" "Bullshit you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose"

"your heart my belong to jesus, but your ass belongs to the corp"

"your so ugly you could be a modern art master piece"
Jun 13 2006 10:58AM
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SalomonSkier1330
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
"I killed a guy with a trident" -Brick
Jun 13 2006 11:28AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
"FREE!!"

Half-Baked


I can relate to that shit.
Jun 13 2006 11:36AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
nawww B
Jun 13 2006 3:02PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
Jun 13 2006 3:38PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
'And I killed a man with a trident!'

'I've been meaning to talk to you about that brick, you may want to lay low for awhile'



"I'm in a glass box of emotions!"


"mkay punpkin"
Jun 13 2006 3:41PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
grandma: can i get a warm glass of water, it helps me go to sleep.
ben stiller: how about a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! Now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep.

gotta love happy gilmore
Jun 13 2006 3:47PM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
the girl next door: Does the juice worth the sqeeze

For elisha cutbert, I think Yeah!
Jun 13 2006 3:48PM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
shit
Jun 13 2006 3:54PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
dumb+dumber--my day was ok, I fell off the jetway again.
Jun 13 2006 3:57PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
soooooo good, "brick where did you get a grenade"
Jun 14 2006 10:16AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Ok. Go watch Half Baked.
Jun 14 2006 10:46AM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
this movie is awesome!
Jun 14 2006 11:26AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
"Harry, i took care of it"

-dumb and dumber
Jun 14 2006 12:30PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
classic: ezekiel 25-17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enequity of the sellfish and the tiranny of evil man. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who intend to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Jun 14 2006 12:51PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
i got worms

what?

i got worms, taht's what we're gonna call it. we're gonna specialize in selling worm farms.
Jun 14 2006 12:57PM
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Al_Smith
Posts: 643 - Karma: 11
"Never rat on your friends. Always keep your mouth shut." - Goodfellas
Jun 14 2006 1:06PM
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brit.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
"you are a smelly pirate hooker."

"would you like to come to the..pants..party? the pants party? party..pants..?"
"brick, are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and i'm invited?"
"that's it!"
"did ron tell you to do this?"
"no...yes."

"its quite the pungent smell..it stings the nostrils...in a good way."
"yep."
"brian, i'm going to be honest with you. that smells like pure gasoline."
"they've done studies, yoiu know. 60% of the time, it works every time."

"why dont you go back to your home on whore island?"

jesusss, i could quote that entire script, actually
Jun 14 2006 1:19PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yes!
Jun 14 2006 1:26PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
will you blow me where the pampers is
Jun 14 2006 2:01PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters...
Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?
The BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!
Jun 14 2006 2:09PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
"drinkin, smokin, and all types of ill shit"
Jun 14 2006 3:24PM
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brizz
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 74
I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Jun 14 2006 4:55PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
"May the force with be with you"- Ben Kenobi

"Do or Do not. There is no try." -Yoda
Jun 14 2006 5:16PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yeah...no
Jun 14 2006 8:30PM
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D^evils
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
best one ever
Jun 14 2006 8:34PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
FMJ:

"you climb like old people fuck"
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you aint a steer so i guess that kinda narrows it down."
"Are you a peter puffer"
Jun 14 2006 9:09PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
"what makes you think I wont cut ya" -Waiting
Jun 14 2006 9:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
dirka dirka
Jun 14 2006 9:21PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
YES!!


i also like (i dunno if its really a quote, but the movie is badass)

"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
~boondock saints
Jun 14 2006 9:25PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
"my name is T-Dog"
Jun 14 2006 10:38PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
"We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep."

-The Tempest, William Shakespeare
Jun 14 2006 10:54PM
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stayclassy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
no....
YES!
man!! works every time

- a night at the roxbury
Jun 14 2006 11:31PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
nice, i like that one.
Jun 15 2006 12:12AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
"i'm talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, and beautiful women instinctivly flock like the salmon of Capistrano"
Jun 15 2006 12:45AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
Jun 15 2006 1:05PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
is that from a warren miller film?
Jun 15 2006 1:05PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
dumb and dumber....
Jun 15 2006 2:35PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
hahaha owned
Jun 15 2006 4:01PM
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