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The Alphabet Of Manliness

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Ghst
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Yeah, Maddox (The Best Page In The Universe) wrote a book that's dropping June 6th, it looks hilarious...

“So manly that even its sentences don't have periods.”
-Dan Berman

http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/
Apr 10 2006 12:39PM
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Redstar
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haha yeah, I've been waiting on this book for sooooo long. Maddoxx = god.
Apr 10 2006 5:08PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i dont know how to read :(
Apr 10 2006 5:09PM
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Elijah.
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me too
i just guess when i type
Apr 10 2006 5:15PM
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SnowRiders.
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you have amazing luck...you should try it at a casino
Apr 10 2006 5:19PM
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Petecanski
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He's got to be the funniest/smartest dude ever.
Apr 10 2006 5:20PM
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~Cork_1080~
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explain.... what is it?
Apr 10 2006 5:24PM
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Poormansvault
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Go to maddox.xmission.com and read every article ever written. Especially good are the Elizabeth Smart writing and the "Looking for a Safe Stance on Abortion? Me Neither" ones. All of them are hilarious.
Apr 10 2006 5:33PM
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tBenz
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looks funny enough
Apr 10 2006 5:36PM
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Redstar
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I love the one about beating your children. Fuckin hilarious. My teacher introduced me to this site.
Apr 10 2006 7:33PM
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hurrisun
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the cover is so awosme lol
Apr 10 2006 8:22PM
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Poormansvault
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That is a classic, and among the best.
Apr 10 2006 8:27PM
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C-Burg
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or christopher reeves was an asshole, but the quote "The sentences dont ever have periods"=gold
Apr 10 2006 9:50PM
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whattheshit
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for every animal you don't eat im going to eat three.
Apr 10 2006 9:57PM
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rossiscratch04
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how do you read it?
Apr 11 2006 9:33PM
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spinverted
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
I just bought it. So fucking funny.

-Pirates ejaculate full grown lepreachauns
-Stabbing the wait staff is looked down upon
-It is not polite to rape.
-Sometimes pirates kick cats just because
May 30 2006 12:01AM
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cubber
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i just finished this book and laughed my ass off at every sentence, maddox is insanely funny

you kids read books anymore?

Apr 9 2010 2:05PM
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Luc.
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shits old. my buddy had it a few years ago and it was pretty epic though lol.
Apr 9 2010 2:22PM
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