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Ever gotten this done?

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Liam.
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well awhile ago i fell on some skis, pissed blood, went to the hospital and found out information that i never knew. Apparently my ureturs connecting the kidney and bladder was dialated and at the bottom where the uretur puts the pee into the bladder, there was a seal meaning it was narrow almost fully closed. So after i got a tube up my penis the doctors said i needed a miner operation. This operation consisted of puncturing a hole where the uretur meets the bladder so pee can pass threw easily. To make a long story short..,i got anesthesia and got this done in a hour and half surgery. If the doctoers never found this i could have died in futre years or had renile failure (death). So now that its done i pee small amounts of blood and have stinging everytime i pee whic hurts like a bitch. O yeah the first time i peed there mus have been a airpocket or sumthin cuz i sorta farted threw my penis...anyone ever had to grow threw this or ever heard of it...sorta ruined my season and mad me wicked hardcore scared.
thanks for your time
Mar 28 2006 12:40PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
That sounds so shitty dude...
Mar 28 2006 12:42PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
ive heard of it. but its definately never happened. and that really sucks hardcore, i'd be mad scared.
Mar 28 2006 12:43PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
yeah if u ever have stinging when u pee or ur lower back hurts often...id deff recomend seeing a doctor uz u might have reflux(pee goes back ino ur kidney .. very bad) and this saved my life ... id much rather , which i am deal with the pain of peeing now then havin ur kidneys fail and needin to have them removed...its sorta embarissing but i had my mom hold my hand when i peed the second time, thats how much it hurt...
Mar 28 2006 12:47PM
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lowtech
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wow that sounds like fun
Mar 28 2006 12:48PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
noone else has heard of this...mang
Mar 28 2006 1:33PM
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joshbryant
Posts: 2133 - Karma: 228
Yes, you should recover fully though man.
Mar 28 2006 1:52PM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
wow that really sucks...i hope you get better
Mar 28 2006 2:06PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
that sounds super intense, i've never heard of it tho
Mar 28 2006 2:06PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
"sorta farted out my penis"

Bwahahahahahahaha
Mar 28 2006 2:44PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
hahahahah what do you call that?
Mar 28 2006 2:46PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
i donno what its called but they puncture ur urinary seal so i guess its just like what its called...but damn peeing blood is scarey...thats happend many times before 2 me but having this much pain while peein blood is even worse...thanks 2 everyone
Mar 28 2006 3:20PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
penile farts... priceless.

get well soon dude.
Mar 28 2006 3:32PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i laughed at that too
Mar 28 2006 3:36PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
id laugh 2 but when it hurts like crazy...u think differently
im sure if this didnt happen to me and some kid said that ifd laugh 2
Mar 28 2006 3:38PM
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Aseets
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 17
urethra, right? you're pee hole? That's rough man.
Mar 28 2006 4:51PM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
dude that sucks
Mar 28 2006 6:08PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
how is that for your sex life?
Mar 28 2006 6:12PM
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lineskier106
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
had it done to me its called a cathriter up your dick it kills but it helps hope you get bettter
Mar 28 2006 6:13PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
you farted through your penis...thats funny
Mar 28 2006 6:13PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
have you jerked it yet?
Mar 28 2006 6:17PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
thanks for the information bro!
Mar 28 2006 6:18PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
blood in the seamen too?
Mar 28 2006 6:34PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
yeah what about the other use of your penis?
oh and will it hurt like that everytime you pee like, forever?
Mar 28 2006 6:37PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
i've peed blood 2wice in my life, but it nnever hurts, i kinda just looked down and it was red
Mar 28 2006 7:00PM
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andrewg
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gross
Mar 28 2006 7:05PM
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denver11
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your dick farted that has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. hahahahaha...sorry man I feel for ya
Mar 28 2006 7:05PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I thought he meant uterus at first and was a bit perplexed, then realized that it was supposed to be urethra......or so I think.
Mar 28 2006 7:14PM
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scratchskier170
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ive heard of it cuz my dads a doctor and thats the kinda shit he deals with (urologist) if u pee blood it can also mean a kidney infection. the worst tho is kidney stones. u gotta piss out rocks that are square shaped and about 1 inch wide, tall, and deep.
Mar 28 2006 7:19PM
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TylerS
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wow bwahahahah not tryin to be mean and it prolly hurt like a bitch but thts funny
Mar 28 2006 7:20PM
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Ruski
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thats what i thought too...
Mar 28 2006 7:37PM
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KillerMonkey
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lols farted with the penis, so is it the same jerking off
Mar 28 2006 7:41PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
true...but i dont have an infection...and yeah the doctors are called urologists
Mar 29 2006 4:17PM
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rossiscratch04
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that sucks, luckily you caught it
Mar 29 2006 4:33PM
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Jay_L
Posts: 170 - Karma: 33
ive pissed blood once but it was after i bruised and lacerated my kidney, only pissed blood the one time, scared me to death but dint hurt.
Mar 29 2006 4:57PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
yeah i peed a lot of blood when i fell but it went away now i piss blood because of my operation and o yeah when i said "fart" pee suds come out...which means all the shit that was backed up is coming out
Mar 29 2006 5:22PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
that sux guy
Mar 29 2006 5:31PM
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TheWorst
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man the way you explained that seemed so funny, i kinda farted outta my penis.. haha but man thats sucks
Mar 29 2006 5:33PM
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hucker22
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sry but im really interested in your ejaculation status at this point, is it a no-go? painful? or is that like a completly diffrent tube or something so there is no problem what so ever?
Mar 29 2006 5:43PM
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shagalabagala
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next time i pee red, im going straight to the doc
Mar 29 2006 7:27PM
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kabozo101
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hahaha same here
Mar 29 2006 7:29PM
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skiierman
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Haha oh man that suuucks!
Mar 29 2006 7:30PM
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garrett.
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have u had the chance to jerk, or are u scared? id be scared
Mar 29 2006 7:31PM
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hylandrox
Posts: 558 - Karma: 15
that would suck to piss blood
Mar 29 2006 7:35PM
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Erie
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hahaha
Mar 29 2006 7:38PM
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jambone
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on sunday my friend was snowboarding and biffed it hard. He ruptured his spleen seperated his shoulder (could need surgery) and bruised his lung. After this fall he drove himself home and passed out. He has been in ICU since Sunday night cuz of the internal bleeding.
Mar 29 2006 8:14PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
sounds bad, but id rather have it sting when i pee than have my kidneys fail
Mar 29 2006 8:33PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
you should answer about the semen part... that shit is funny. you PARTED
Mar 29 2006 8:37PM
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d-loc
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sick your makign me very woozy
Mar 30 2006 9:14AM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
man queef. duh.


but dude, i have so much respect for you for describing everything. im really sorry. and i have heard of that. it happened to my moms friends son.
Mar 30 2006 9:29AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
only time I pissed blood was when i bruised my kidney in the crash that fractured 4 vertebrae in my lower back.
Mar 30 2006 9:51AM
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