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ever have sex with your skis?

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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...



















prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
Sep 26 2001 11:42PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
umm well i am not desperate enough to have sex with inanimate 0bjects...






yet.
Jun 20 2007 12:29AM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
y?
Jun 20 2007 12:30AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
ya dood the edges cut my 15 inch short weiner. they look like emo cuts.
Jun 20 2007 12:45AM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
random old threads but u slept with my skis before it was sickkk!!!!
Jun 20 2007 1:09AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
i dunno about having sex with my skis but i've jerked off to em (i have the 03/04 line mothership flites)
Jun 20 2007 2:01AM
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liquidsword
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
i would if i had the old motherships or jon's new ones with the pic of the chick on them oooooooooooo
Jun 20 2007 2:29AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ever had sex with your skis...



.....on weeeeeeeeed?
Jun 20 2007 2:37AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
This one time i spray white stuff all over this chick when i was riding my skis
Jun 20 2007 10:02PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
Most of the time while I'm skiing I get distracted by thoughts of me and my skis making oh such sweet love. I've been too scared to make a move what if they don't feel that way for me? That could ruin our relationship that we have now, then what would I use to ski on?
Jun 20 2007 10:04PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
ITS FUCKING SCARY
Jun 22 2007 10:56PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
i would love to know how you do that in the first place
Jun 23 2007 12:24AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
i think it would hurt
Jun 23 2007 12:57AM
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KSdesign
Posts: 687 - Karma: 175
sounds like it'll hurt, especially with newly sharpened edges... i'd advise against any sexual activity with ur skis... or goggles
Jun 23 2007 1:01AM
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[nick]
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 423
it hurts so good
Jun 23 2007 8:48AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
there is a funny picture somewhere on ns that is a guy having sex with his skis.
Jun 23 2007 10:19AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Only had to read the topic and remember how golden and old this thread is.
Jun 23 2007 11:28AM
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steve.o
Posts: 628 - Karma: 9
hmmmmm............
Jun 23 2007 12:06PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Couldn't be bothered reading all the posts, but sex with cross country skis would have to be so goddam painful!
hahaha :D
Jul 14 2007 7:42PM
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KatieMcCork
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
If only I could extract the guy from my topsheet graphic...
Jul 14 2007 8:38PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
no, but i love to stroke them gently. they like it, too
Jul 14 2007 10:08PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
i know it's summer but do you really need to ride your skis that bad?
Jul 14 2007 10:13PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
i have never had sex with my own skis, but i did hump the hell out of my friends karma's while he was out of town and another time i dry-humped my other friends nothin' but trouble's. good times...
Aug 2 2007 5:32PM
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c+ald
Posts: 830 - Karma: 46
worst idea ever
Aug 2 2007 6:05PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
who brought this back?
Aug 2 2007 6:12PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
me
Aug 2 2007 6:16PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Nope... don't plan on doing it either. might get cut
Aug 21 2007 6:21PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
like everyday
Aug 21 2007 6:25PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
i hope u dull the edges first
Sep 5 2007 11:49PM
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BSI
Posts: 646 - Karma: 38
I'm a home-wrecker, I've only had sex with other people's skis.
Sep 5 2007 11:56PM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
i slept with my rossis the first few nights i got them. so long agoo.
Sep 5 2007 11:59PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
hahaha kovtun
Sep 6 2007 3:41AM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
iv never had sex with my skis but if i could i would i love those babies
Sep 6 2007 8:57AM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
O RLY
Sep 14 2007 12:23AM
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Love.The.Moment
Posts: 72 - Karma: 8
its nice
Jan 1 2008 3:32AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
i did it once but the edges broke my condom and i got a bad case of STD. Never buy used skis...
Jan 1 2008 11:51AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Me and my skis are going steady
5000!
Jan 16 2008 9:13PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
dude let me tell you, fischers seriously know how to put out. they are not sluts though which is nice.
Jan 16 2008 9:24PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
balancing between those two is really hard, they must be center mounted! ahaha..aha...ha......damn that was horrible.
Jan 16 2008 9:26PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
wut happens on the ski hill stays on the ski hill
Jan 16 2008 9:30PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
I'd do a pair of J.O. Pro's
Jan 16 2008 9:30PM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
I jizzed inside my new Tecnica Agent Ski Boots... just incase they get stolen, they have dna of me raping them good.

Jan 16 2008 10:31PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
9 months later...
Jan 16 2008 11:00PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Tyrone(my atomic thugs, yes I do name my skis)....that guy is a menace

I hate sleeping with bamboo though
the prophet 90s aren't the best
Jan 16 2008 11:04PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
the only ski things u could fuck are like socks and gloves
Jan 16 2008 11:42PM
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harry82989
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
well, considering i have the jon olsson pros i would gladly have sex with my skis
Feb 3 2008 5:19PM
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noggin_buster
Posts: 32 - Karma: 9
The farthest I've gotten with my skis is taking them to the bedroom, much to the chagrin of my husband. He feels a little jealous of them. I do stroke them fondly. Although one pair are Salomon Mynx's which are cool-looking but they are chick skis, so if I had sex with them, would I be a lesbian? I love them dearly but not quite like THAT. My old 1080's may be more my type....they're more a men's ski, nice sexy silver, much STIFFER......when I ride up the lift with them they look up at me and say, "Hey babe, take me for a ride."...........


Feb 3 2008 9:10PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
ouch
Feb 3 2008 11:06PM
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Machete23
Posts: 444 - Karma: 9
Someday I will get a girl to do the heel piece on my looks. I will post pics when it happens.
Feb 4 2008 1:22AM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Feb 4 2008 8:43AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
ahaha..
Feb 5 2008 12:47AM
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