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ever have sex with your skis?

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scottkovtun
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kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...



















prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
Sep 26 2001 11:42PM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
I kiss my skis. End of story
Dec 29 2011 12:58PM
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votson
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Dec 29 2011 1:05PM
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roddy116
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bump lol
May 1 2012 9:52PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
knew my screen shot from tinychat could come in handy. just gotta find it...
May 1 2012 9:56PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
bump
Nov 18 2012 9:14PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
bump for the oldest thread on ns
Jan 20 2014 9:35PM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
Oh yeah! I also do fall in love with my first ever goggles before, that I don't want anyone to borrow or use it though.
Jan 20 2014 9:56PM
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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
what the hell is happening here? Dual personalities?
Jan 20 2014 11:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,471
okay
Jan 21 2014 11:57AM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
Well this is interesting
Jan 21 2014 3:23PM
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snowbabeee
Posts: 44 - Karma: 136
Gold
Jan 21 2014 6:05PM
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isaacwrong
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May 4 2015 11:42PM
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dingus
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isaacwright33

God Bless
May 5 2015 12:31AM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
isaacwright33

Huurr haa naaah so disgusting gnuuuh. I'm gonna go fuck my fulltilts now.
May 6 2015 2:41PM
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schommi97
Posts: 128 - Karma: 270
my armada jj kinda turn me on. i suffer every time i hit a rock, deep pain in my heart.
May 7 2015 4:27PM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
Why has this thread been resurrected?
May 8 2015 9:18AM
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hot_ham
Posts: 19 - Karma: 76
Whenever I have sex with one pair I like to pretend the others are cuckold and jerking off in the corner
May 9 2015 2:28AM
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GAS_SACK
Posts: 35 - Karma: 148
I didn't know newschoolers was this old?
May 9 2015 1:50PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
UPDATE:

Dec 22 2015 9:47PM
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yungcraigslist
Posts: 56 - Karma: 176
I did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know
Dec 23 2015 12:30AM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,819
DisbudTaxiedI did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know


If you havent had relations with skis or googled that you shouldnt be on ns
Dec 24 2015 1:12AM
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roddy116
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Dec 4 2017 4:22PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9104 - Karma: 65,247
According to the url, this is the second thread ever made on NS, what was the first?
Aug 16 2018 11:19PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
BigPurpleSkiSuitAccording to the url, this is the second thread ever made on NS, what was the first?


"test"
Aug 17 2018 12:24AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9104 - Karma: 65,247
Was it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.
TRVP_ANGEL"test"
Aug 17 2018 12:28AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
BigPurpleSkiSuitWas it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.


the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close
Aug 17 2018 12:31AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9104 - Karma: 65,247
We have to find it, if it is indeed there to find. Ive been liking at old members threads and looking at each member who posted in there's threads. It was probably just Harvey testing the site though
TRVP_ANGELthe earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close
Aug 17 2018 12:40AM
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JoeF2661
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TRVP_ANGELthe earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close

Holy shit. You almost sound serious and not the usual condescending asshole I've always pegged you for you.
Aug 17 2018 1:59AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/1/

Although you cant access the thread. Its title is "Rob Holmes". Please Doug, enlighten us
Aug 17 2018 10:25AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3228 - Karma: 1,082
I convinced a girlfriend that I slept with every new pair of skis I got, to the point where she was like "if youre sleeping with those skis tonight Im going to go home".
Aug 19 2018 11:24PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
I been rappin for about 17 years.
Aug 22 2018 2:13PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7605 - Karma: 20,105
It's so easy to spot these bumps just from the titles.
Aug 22 2018 2:57PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,953
yeah thats how i detune my edges underfoot!
Aug 23 2018 12:39PM
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skiguy04
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isaacwrong


Been thinking about this all week
Nov 21 2018 8:27PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
I love it when I see this thread in my notification bar
Nov 22 2018 12:25AM
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hutch13
Posts: 40 - Karma: 431
nah, but I fvck3d your b1tch in my gucci flip flops
Nov 22 2018 12:33AM
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Rum_Ham
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 4,481
I think if someone tried to have sex with moment governors or on3p cease and desists the Antichrist would be born
Nov 22 2018 12:56PM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 8,302
Whenever I get new skis I sleep with them that night.

But having sex with your skis is weird. While skiing is better than sex, I don’t think fucking your skis is a good compromise
Nov 22 2018 6:51PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 1,028
CharlzHubWhenever I get new skis I sleep with them that night.


Consemate
Nov 23 2018 4:03PM
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skiguy04
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Try
Feb 20 2023 1:17PM
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