Dumbes Picture Comments Ever (From expn.com)

HuckerGently · 2006-01-29 21:22:04

http://expn.go.com/expn/index# tell me that shit isn't stupid. go to the expn website in the link above, click on the mens ski slopestyle (best trick) link in the visuals section and read the comments. i mean holy crap...

HuckerGently

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Ridiculous

by the way, sorry for mispelling the title of the thread. *dumbest*

Jan 29 2006 9:22PM

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KeegLove

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omg i know thats exactly what i was thinking as i was reading them earlier but really what did u expect haha.

Jan 29 2006 9:23PM

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hickjibber

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What an idiot writer. IT sounds like an 8 year old wrote that crap. The fifth one is wrong too as snollerblading was in the Xgames for like the first three years as a precursor to skiing.

Jan 29 2006 9:42PM

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Paul-o-Rama

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"There's a hot Chalupa, a couple packets of fire sauce, and a can of shaving cream waiting for Gagnier at the bottom of these three 360's."
hahah

Jan 29 2006 9:58PM

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redpointist

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"Hello, T.J. Schiller. Don't you realize that ski poles are only used as dowsing rods now? "

WTF?

Jan 29 2006 10:22PM

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johnnypsunami

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wow x games is complete shit.

Jan 30 2006 12:28AM

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Lebbo

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Haha I was thinking the same when I read them, I was like, what the fuck?

Jan 30 2006 12:37AM

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Tapes

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Oh shit... The writer of the comments is a total tool.

Jan 30 2006 1:00AM

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almostaskier

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i want to kill someone/thing....

Jan 30 2006 1:10AM

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radskier

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haha, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read the comments too. I was like WTF??

Jan 30 2006 1:39AM

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4frntSkier

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wow
horrible

Jan 30 2006 1:54AM

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IrideArmada

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wow xgames is killing us

Jan 30 2006 2:50AM

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skiierman

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Hmmm... Yeah, I say we kill things now.

Jan 30 2006 2:55AM

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KRASHED

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could somebody please explain that comment, it may be too early in the morning for me to understand that....

Jan 30 2006 2:56AM

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almostaskier

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let's go.

Jan 30 2006 3:07AM

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skogenjake

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This cameraman gets weak in the knees performing the rumba while Andreas Hatveit pulls a disappearing act in the sky.

Jan 30 2006 3:15AM

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skogenjake

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holy crap that was so lame i cant even fathom who wrote that

Jan 30 2006 3:16AM

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eastAR5

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fucking gay fuck espn

Jan 30 2006 3:23AM

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Ender

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haha "The hills had a blanket of cotton caressing their contours." sounds like porn

Jan 30 2006 3:25AM

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DuckFool

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I bet Mike D wrote those.

Boycot the fuckin x-games

Jan 30 2006 3:40AM

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SSBS

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That would not surprise me, what a tool

Im gonna boycott the x games, but riiiight after the pipe comp..

Jan 30 2006 3:43AM

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CORKED

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pretty much the worst skiing related captions ever

Jan 30 2006 3:50AM

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KRASHED

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now im getting it...wow that shit is stupid, was mike D hosting X-Games again?

Jan 30 2006 4:01AM

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Mr.Bishop

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I'm offended.

Jan 30 2006 4:09AM

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KillerMonkey

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whats with the schiller and jesustickers.com comment. i dont get that

Jan 30 2006 4:14AM

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FUUUCK

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i dont get it at all, whats a dowsing rod?

Jan 30 2006 4:37AM

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chemicalski

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^haha who is this kid?

Jan 30 2006 4:41AM

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poncho

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same.violated is another good word that could be used. a complete mockery.

Jan 30 2006 5:20AM

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user098123

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"A switch double backflip only impresses people if the reason it's landed is becasue your DINs are blow-out-both-knees-cranked. Rory Bushfield, double ejecter." Now is it just me, or are they dissing rory bushfield? Cause that was by far my most favorite trick of the entire day.

Jan 30 2006 5:33AM

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they remind me of the phrases on the taco bell sauce packets.

Jan 30 2006 5:34AM

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LostCarKeys

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So that is what it has come too...

Jan 30 2006 5:44AM

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tBenz

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half of them seem like they arent even talking about skiing...

Jan 30 2006 6:05AM

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Matty.

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That's fucking gay...fuck espn...basically making a joke of skiing.

Jan 30 2006 6:11AM

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tahoeskier170

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reading all of those made me want to find whoever wrote them and kill them. my personal favorite is, "Its a good thing snowlerblading was never added to the xgames. Charles Gagnier's glad we missed that boat. His switch 10 is, too." wat fucking retards wrote this shit

Jan 30 2006 6:27AM

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weenox

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HAHAHAHAHAHA i thought they were funny as shiiittt....

Jan 30 2006 6:48AM

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DynastarriderGP

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"better call a wambulance"

Jan 30 2006 6:56AM

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Liam.

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expn=posers

the judges sucked for everything this year

Jan 30 2006 8:28AM

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bwilmot

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EXPN sucks. They don't update the invited rider list until the X-Games have started and then post this unintelligible shit.

Jan 30 2006 8:53AM

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he is crying because espn destroyed skiing for everyone

Jan 30 2006 8:56AM

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timmi

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thats what you get when you take someone who knows nothing about a sport, and make them do stuff like that.
its the same reason if you get a normal everyday photographer on the hill, they wont be able to get good pictures of you, because they dont know what they are looking for

Jan 30 2006 9:03AM

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yellav

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haha word

Jan 30 2006 10:26AM

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"A switch double backflip only impresses people if the reason it's landed is becasue your DINs are blow-out-both-knees-cranked. Rory Bushfield, double ejecter."

They were bagging on rory for not landing the best trick in the comp

Jan 30 2006 10:40AM

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hucker22

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the caption on the kid was so bullshit. like why are you crying over no slopestyle? like hes the only kid who cares and espn thinks it funny that they fuckin jacked the sport of skiing. i want to start a petition or write a letter or something cuz this is some mad hoe shit

Jan 30 2006 10:42AM

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STAUSS

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A switch double backflip only impresses people if the reason it's landed is becasue your DINs are blow-out-both-knees-cranked. Rory Bushfield, double ejecter

what the fuck is wrong with these people?? they are killing skiing!!!

Jan 30 2006 10:47AM

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