Revenge plots?

alright so some of you sickminded mother fuckers need to put your skills to good use.

i found out this week that my ex-boyfriend had been cheating on my for the last 5 months of our relationship. and no he didn't confess he thought he could get away with it, i was in his email account to get a mutual friends email address and there in black in white were emails for the past 6 months or so.... not only this but the girl is underage. 6 years younger than him... and still 2 years short of the legal age of consent to sex in our state. so i find out this and i say you know what you need lauren, you need a day of skiing to clear your mind. so i go up to the mountain. and there he is, using the pass i bought him, on the setup i gave him, teaching his underaged mistress to snowboard... on my mountain god dammit!


so logically as the horrible angst filled bitch that most of newschoolers.com knows me as, i want revenge... evil evil revenge

so let's hear your best ideas. so far i've of course had the rebound to a friend of his idea, but that's not my style at all. my best friend suggested that i tell him i'm pregnant with his child and that i'm keeping it.... is that TOO evil? anyway help a sista out.