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Revenge plots?

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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
alright so some of you sickminded mother fuckers need to put your skills to good use.

i found out this week that my ex-boyfriend had been cheating on my for the last 5 months of our relationship. and no he didn't confess he thought he could get away with it, i was in his email account to get a mutual friends email address and there in black in white were emails for the past 6 months or so.... not only this but the girl is underage. 6 years younger than him... and still 2 years short of the legal age of consent to sex in our state. so i find out this and i say you know what you need lauren, you need a day of skiing to clear your mind. so i go up to the mountain. and there he is, using the pass i bought him, on the setup i gave him, teaching his underaged mistress to snowboard... on my mountain god dammit!


so logically as the horrible angst filled bitch that most of newschoolers.com knows me as, i want revenge... evil evil revenge

so let's hear your best ideas. so far i've of course had the rebound to a friend of his idea, but that's not my style at all. my best friend suggested that i tell him i'm pregnant with his child and that i'm keeping it.... is that TOO evil? anyway help a sista out.
Jan 12 2006 2:33PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
take out an ad in the men seeking men part of the newspaper and make it sound like he just wants sex, put his real #
Jan 12 2006 7:05PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
hmmm, improved idea... buy a couple thousand crickets from a science supply company, and let them out in his car. thatll get the fucker
Jan 12 2006 7:30PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
all right well this one may require a bit of a sacrifice of dignity at first but is well worth it.

call him up to meet up some time, get him realy drunk and pretend not to be over him procide to throw your self at him, continue dcrowning him with booze then once he is totaly out of it, and i mean TOTALY out of it eg. incapable of sustaining an erection. now lure him to the bedroom, couch, kitchen table, garage floor, where ever is the most convinient. about now is when he should be passing out .. make sure he is asleep and super glue his balls to his thighs. make sure you firmly glue left testicle to left leg so he cant walk... unless you want to be a real bitch then you can do a cross over.

and it if for some strange reason you would win if he tried to sue you... just say it just got realy kinky
Jan 12 2006 10:24PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ooooh the crossover is key.
Jan 13 2006 12:32AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
you just made my day. there's a party tomorrow we'll both be at, and he'll be drinking before i even get there. oh man this will be epic.
Jan 13 2006 1:24AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
i feel sorry for you! you must have loved him to buy him all that shit. my solution to it would be get realllll fucked up and pass out. but that might not work for you, i dunno.
Jan 13 2006 1:37AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
yeah it's been working for the past month. but the anger is building. and you're right i loved him very much.
Jan 13 2006 1:40AM
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CBROOKS
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thats so perfect. good luck to you
Jan 13 2006 8:05AM
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Collgan
Posts: 470 - Karma: 11
yeah do that cept put the ad everywher on the net. phone messeage thing in the paper. And when you place the ad make sure you mention he likes leather and to be brutalised and all he wants is a master to dominate him. make totally gross so when they call him they leave nasty ass explicit dominatrix messages on his phone.



or option number two. take fish and hide it all over his house/apartment car what ever you have easy access to and leave it to rot. stinks like a mother fucker. ( yes i saw that on TV)



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go to the local pet sote and buy a bucnh of feeder mice for like a $1 a piece or whatevre and let them loose in his house so he will have a mouse infestation.
Jan 13 2006 8:19AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
dump a bunch of watered down dog shit on his engine block and when it heats up it will stink like hell. or you could cut off his feet while he is sleeping that would always make him pay
Jan 13 2006 2:29PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
lauren where do you find these fucking assclowns dude? i think you should just bash his knees with a baseball bat right quick-like.

i wouldn't do anything too elaborate though, just because you don't want to put that much effort into fucking someone over if they're not worth your time in the first place
Jan 13 2006 3:10PM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
cut his dick off.
Jan 13 2006 3:14PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
tell him that u have a terrible std so he has to go to the docter. And u could tell him that ur pregnate
Jan 13 2006 11:16PM
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logange
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 159
you know how when couple that move in and then brake out and move back out and take everything that they bought including what they bought for the other person well....

GET THAT SHIT BACK!!!
Jan 14 2006 12:39AM
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millhouseskis
Posts: 499 - Karma: 16
oh man... what did the super nintendo do to get dragged into it. that thing is a classic. past that, i would fuck with his ski equipment, like turning his DIN's down just in the heels so he face plants all the time. Another suggestion would be to take a wheel off his car, rest the car on a cinder block, leave the wheel next to it, but take the lug nuts.
Jan 14 2006 2:20AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
dude, taking the lug nuts is key
Jan 14 2006 3:03AM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
ask him to come to your place and then tell him to take his clothes off and tell him to go on bed and close his eyes, then ask some gay nerd to come and give him a blowjob. he doesnt know that its him cause he has his eyes closed and then take a picture of it and put it in the internet.
Jan 14 2006 4:03AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
oh shit! WINNER!
Jan 14 2006 2:55PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
glad to be of help ... remember to tell us how it goes
Jan 14 2006 9:34PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
take the ski shit back.
Jan 14 2006 10:03PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
man you should so so many of them, seriously though just get some super emmbaressing pictures of him and send it to his parents, friends, and make copies of them and post them all over town. don't do anything where you could get in trouble with the law though because then you could be skrewed over and it wouldn't really be revenge anymore, also i like the idea of getting fish and just hide like 20 of them in nooks and crannys in his house/appartment.
Jan 14 2006 10:34PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
i have a good one... Dye your hair pitch black, buy a "Thursday" t-shirt, wear mascara and eyeliner then cry, wear tight black jeans, never ever ever smile, be over dramtic with every movement...and tell him that he made you like this. If he's at all human he will feel realllly bad, coz fuck everyone hates emo fucks. i sure do. man im angry, they wrecked a fucken sick show for me in the weekend.
Jan 17 2006 2:57AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YES!
that's money!
Jan 17 2006 5:13AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Gat him.
Jan 17 2006 9:34AM
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Collgan
Posts: 470 - Karma: 11
I heard a wicked revenge story once but i am not sure how true it is.

Apparently some guy was getting hitched and about three months before the wedding he went on his fiances digital camera and found pictures of her fooling around with his best friend (the best man). So he didn't do anything about it. The wedding was super huge and the bride's parents paid for it cause they were rich and snooty and wanted a traditional wedding. So they got married in the church and went and had the reception. So after dinner during the speachs the groom got up and made an impromtu speach. He went on for a bit about how he thanked everyone for the gifts and paying for the wedding and coming and yada yada yada and at the end of it he finished with " Now the bride wants to give back to you, reach under your chairs and look in the enveloppe." Well the bride was like WTF i didn't get anything so when they oped\ned the enveloppes pinned to the underside of the chairs it was the photos of the bride and best man fooling around. So everyone her parents, friends etc got to see how much of a slut she was. The next day the marriage was annuled and the groom took the plane tickets and went on the honeymoon trip by himself which the brides parents paid for.



That could be urban myth but that is a wicked revenge story.
Jan 18 2006 8:02AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
golden
Jan 18 2006 8:53AM
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snowmuncher
Posts: 422 - Karma: 19
^^^go with that one
Jan 18 2006 10:15AM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
wow. that is a great idea for revenge. and don't forget to sound record it, just incase he likes it and says so.
Jan 18 2006 2:45PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
bite him like really hard while he has handcuffs attached to the bed....

so how did it go? what you planned to do?
Jan 18 2006 8:11PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
chain his car to a tree, or epoxy the axels, or saran wrap it.

If you are still looking for revenge in the summer, and you see his car in a BK parking lot, open a window and cover the inside with french fries, seagulls will rip it up and crap all over the place
Jan 18 2006 8:31PM
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.John.
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or, break into his house when he's not there, and glue every single thing in his house in place, and install a video camera, so you can watch and laugh as he tries to pick something up off the floor, and it's stuck
Jan 18 2006 8:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
NS.com is patiently awaiting an update on this situation lauren.....
Jan 18 2006 9:27PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
karma has taken it's place to an extent. the girl he was cheating on me with/left me for is now dating his best friend. but i took things into my own hands this weekend and went to a party he was present at (he was already being a little bitch because the chick and his best friend were like doing it with clothes on all night in plain sight), and i keyed his car in a drunken rage. then after playing like 6 rounds of shot pong i smashed a beer bottle over his head when he said he didn't believe in lying. i didn't tell him i was pregnant but i might sometime soon. and i am gong to do a lot of horrible things to him for his finals to be sure he fails them all.
Jan 18 2006 9:32PM
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Xave
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haha grrreat!
Jan 18 2006 10:41PM
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timbojones
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Prob had it comin.
Jan 18 2006 10:48PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
burn his house to the ground
Jan 18 2006 10:50PM
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Xave
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Put some viagra in his drink when he's at some fancy place
Jan 18 2006 10:51PM
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ISkiSwitch
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rape his best friend.
Jan 18 2006 11:00PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha, updates?
Feb 3 2006 5:19PM
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CZA
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send the email that the girl sent him that said "LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT" to his mom and dad and add stuff in the email like saying the girl is 14 and it was excellent top grade sex... jeah, jeah
Feb 3 2006 5:44PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
today i saw him downtown, and he didn't see me, he locked up his bike and went elsewhere. i know the combo to his bikelock, and stole his bike.
Feb 4 2006 12:16PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
i think the pregnancy idea is reallly funny. but that is really...alot. herpes is good too.
Feb 4 2006 12:20PM
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thedutchmayn
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oh come on dont fuck with his finals. thast his future, i was pretty sure most of these things are just temporary but messing with his finals messes with his future, his actual life. you might need to calm down, smashing beer bottle over his head, keying his car...jesus
Feb 4 2006 12:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
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haha you're nuts lauren. I love it.
Feb 4 2006 12:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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i rode the bike today, it's a kona and i'm liking it quite a bit! yay for new free/stolen things!
Feb 5 2006 2:07PM
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hucker22
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why has no one posted in over 2 hours? or is ns just fucked up
Feb 5 2006 4:10PM
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Lax_Bro40
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go into mainstreet in ur town.. find a store with those letters u can re arrange and put his 1st name and last has a small penis


Example

John DOe has a small penis!! I LOVE YOU BABY


____________
(your name)
Feb 5 2006 4:15PM
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tBatt
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so you keyed his car, bashed a beer bottle over his head and stole his kona??? thats fuckin harsh. I LOVE IT!
Feb 5 2006 4:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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and i smashed his super nintendo with a bat.
Feb 5 2006 4:40PM
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FUUUCK
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sell me his bike
Feb 5 2006 4:57PM
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