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My dad is fuckin crazy

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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
my dad just walked into my room decked out in all my ski gear and said "do I look steeze?" (that's right, steeze, not steezy). and started flashing gang signs and beat boxing. I said "No, you look fucking insane"

I am now grounded for being disrespectful
Jan 5 2006 9:54PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
i feel really bad for you, i hope that never happens to me
Jan 5 2006 9:56PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
haha im so glad my parents are normal
Jan 5 2006 9:57PM
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nilzlet
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oh my god.
Jan 5 2006 9:58PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hahaha dude your dad's the shit
Jan 5 2006 10:01PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
nope, sorry, he's not
Jan 5 2006 10:02PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Your dad is such a poser. Stupid n00b.
Jan 5 2006 10:11PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Man my dad does the same stuff... it's sweet! He'll be like "Check it I'm rockin it shibby!" "Radical dudes!"
Jan 5 2006 10:19PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
ahahahah! Sorry that you got groundeed for that, but thats some funny shit!!
Jan 5 2006 10:23PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
My dad never would do that, its my mom, she is fucking crazy, she over emphisizes such words as sick, and sweet, just to piss me off, she's the devil.
Jan 5 2006 10:24PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
the weird thing is, he went through the effort of putting on all my stuff and walking up the stairs to my room. was he just asking to be rideculed?
Jan 5 2006 10:24PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
haha did you not get the fact that he was making fun of you?
Jan 5 2006 10:26PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
of course I got that
Jan 5 2006 10:28PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
hahaha thats funny


ya my dad tried making fun of me once at the mountain but he just looked like he had down syndrom trying to sag his XXS pants
Jan 5 2006 10:30PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
my dad does tha to me sometimes, but in a diffferent way.. since we have the same ski boot size, and somehow his fit in my skis. Once and a while he'll force me to use his 195 race skis, and take out my PE's
Jan 5 2006 10:36PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
haha yer dads a funny man
Jan 5 2006 10:36PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
hhaha i would laugh for like 10 seconds then be like, "ok... you can leave now"
Jan 5 2006 10:42PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
thats pretty much the raddest thing ever. the fact that you got grounded makes it even better too haha
Jan 5 2006 11:00PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
my grandma says sweet alot. she nods her head and does the peace sign with it.
Jan 5 2006 11:02PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
hahahaha i wish my dad would do that. it would be hilaroius
Jan 5 2006 11:03PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
dude, your dad is kickass!
Jan 5 2006 11:04PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
hahahh john that's awsome. i can see the convo of u getting grounded happening with the rest of the convorsation.
Jan 5 2006 11:07PM
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Mrkguru12
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thats rad. rad dad
Jan 5 2006 11:15PM
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Liam.
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dude that would be halarious
Jan 5 2006 11:25PM
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Leckett
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hope you gave him a good slap
Jan 6 2006 12:07AM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
KLOPS dude your dad seemed pretty steeze at jay!!! hahaha
Jan 6 2006 12:12AM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Jan 6 2006 12:13AM
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=nick=
Posts: 10471 - Karma: 2,184
hahah i wish my dad was chill like that. the only thing remotely like that is wen i say "that was sick" he makes fun of me like "yeah gnarly duuude!!"
Jan 6 2006 12:31AM
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n0gga
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hahaha. im laughing so much right now
Jan 6 2006 2:58AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
wow what a good story. your dad seems really cool
Jan 6 2006 6:20AM
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396222687862
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my dad says hes stoked, not to be cool he just does and me n my bro laugh and mimick him for a while and call him steezalicious and hes all confused
Jan 6 2006 7:14AM
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Petey.
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dude, your dad is the man...thats so friggin sweet
Jan 6 2006 7:22AM
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KEVTRON
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^yeah my dad thinks its a waste of money to spend $350 just on a pair of skis
Jan 6 2006 8:02AM
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CBROOKS
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hahahahha
Jan 6 2006 8:18AM
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KEVTRON
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how old is your grandma?
Jan 6 2006 8:20AM
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=nick=
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yeah dude my parents think im wasting money wen i spend 30 bucks on goggles, you can imagine wat they said wen i bought 300 dollar skis
Jan 6 2006 9:38AM
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tBatt
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hahahaha
Jan 6 2006 9:41AM
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JoakimHayland
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haha, thats fun. one time my mom called me a noob
Jan 6 2006 10:11AM
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.John.
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yeah, he calls me a noob alot too. he's a nutjob.
Jan 6 2006 12:14PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahahahha, my dad isnt that normal either, but man, your dad kills it
Jan 6 2006 12:21PM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
one time when my dad was wearing a stupid looking red beanie and asked me: "how do i look?"
and i said: "umm... i don't know..."
he started yelling at me so i had to be in my room and if i played computer he would ground me for week.
Jan 6 2006 12:23PM
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clova
Posts: 819 - Karma: 10
"my dad just walked into my room decked out in all my ski gear and said "do I look steeze?" (that's right, steeze, not steezy). and started flashing gang signs and beat boxing. I said "No, you look fucking insane"

I am now grounded for being disrespectful"

when he came in the room you should'nt have said anything at just stared at him till he left
Jan 6 2006 2:16PM
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lastxlight
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 10
That is priceless, especially that you got grounded.
Jan 6 2006 2:27PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
haha omg... if my mom did that idk what id do, probably just walk out of the house
Jan 6 2006 2:36PM
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hartig
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haha i would do the exact same thing
Jan 6 2006 2:38PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
thats why I keep all my stuff in my room
Jan 6 2006 2:49PM
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OAK_TREE
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good story. i wish my dad did something like that. but he is normal
Jan 6 2006 3:24PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
pretending to be ghetto is way funnier than actually being ghetto anyways. plus i get the feeling there's a chance your white so none of us should be ghetto anyways. and my dad's done that too but i didnt get grouned for calling him a bald cracker poser
Jan 6 2006 3:38PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
hahaha thats funny as hell. My dad is big into saying "stoked" and "wack" as in, "I was skiing wack" rather than I was skiing switch. Then if I tell him a story he will say "but were you stoked?"
Jan 6 2006 3:42PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA thats kind of like my dad and i keep tellin him to shut up, he works in brooklyn and he keeps saying the word nigger every 5 seconds, he comes home and hes like, "ayo, whatsup nigger?" and his favorite rapper is snoop dogg, but the funny thing is, is that hes asian
Jan 6 2006 3:47PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
my dad gets all blazed out and unplugs the internet cause he thinks its funny to fuck with my NS/ IM habits
Jan 6 2006 3:52PM
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