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Fuck Inanimate Objects

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eheath
Posts: 61956 - Karma: 126,727
Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.
20 years ago
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
fuck school, fuck tivo,fuck computers, fuck skiing, fuck lamps , fuck soup , fuck drop ins,fuck poles,fuck metro system,fuck malls,fuck chewy bars,fuck fuck fuck my toe, fuck this shitty couch,fuck ncaa,fuck basketball,fuck carpentry,fuck shoes, fuck hair , fuck weiners, fuck school buses , fuck traffic, fuck people who get in the way, fuck people who are not in the "know", fuck ugly people, fuck black people

im lovin boston market though ill admit that
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slimbruddah
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man, i always crank my hip on counters and stuff... but i freakin HATE IT when i nail the tip of my elbox on a really hard corner.... GOD!!!! walking around inanimate objects is more dangorous then skiing...
20 years ago
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Lonely
Posts: 7139 - Karma: 69,466
Trashcans are assholes
5 years ago
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 835
What a great thread
5 years ago
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eheath
Posts: 61956 - Karma: 126,727
ChadThundercockWhat a great thread


100 times better than any thread you've made.
5 years ago
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elcheapo
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Plastic packaging is the thing that pisses me off ,get an item from amazon and kick back on the couch thinking ah my item then have to get up and find the tin snips, a total buzz kill. Think they should only allow paper packaging something like 250 k people a year go to er for injuries from these dumb plastic packaging in the us.
5 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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eheath100 times better than any thread you've made.

Newschoolerz.com /endthread
5 years ago
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soulskier
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I have fucked the shit out of some inanimate objects in my day
5 years ago
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theabortionator
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I def read this as fucking inanimate objects. A little bummed. I was going to tell you my favorites
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