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eheath

Posts: 61132 - Karma: 118,498

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Play Ball

Don't you just hate it when you hurt yourself on something that is just sitting there? Its like it moved right in your way so you can fucking run into it. I was just walking out of my room, and my evil trash can sliced my leg (one end is very pointy/sharp) and i fucking kicked it and hurt my toe. Seems like the things what wouldn't do shit always hurt you. I sound like a dumbfuck, maybe i am, but i know some of you have some things to share with us about your frustation with inanimate objects.

Dec 22 2005 5:03PM

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Irotate360

Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22

Karma: 22

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No Life

fuck apples....fuck rice, fuck tire irons

Dec 22 2005 5:04PM

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gravity13

Posts: 538 - Karma: 11

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Ridiculous

door knobs to the hip make me cry like a school girl

Dec 22 2005 5:05PM

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Snowcase

Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634

Karma: 634

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Crazy Fool

I wore beer goggles today and fell over a desk everything was like shifted to the left. We tried throwing a ball around and its really hard to catch.

Dec 22 2005 5:06PM

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allimac

Posts: 53 - Karma: 10

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Wannabe

I know exactly how u feel...
every time I hurt myself on something I start hitting it back and kicking it to get revenge, but I only hurt myself even more...
the only defense against the beasts is getting rid of them..

Dec 22 2005 5:39PM

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Calb3rt

Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202

Karma: 2,202

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No Life

fuck snowbirms

Dec 22 2005 5:40PM

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Raek

Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14

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Addict

fuck chair and table legs.

Dec 22 2005 5:41PM

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eheath

Posts: 61132 - Karma: 118,498

Karma: 118,498

Posts: 61132

Play Ball

Yeha its like fighting back is gonna do something, but i just have the urge to beat its ass!

Dec 22 2005 5:50PM

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Da-Phunk

Posts: 138 - Karma: 10

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Pro

little toes were designed by god for his own twisted amusement the sick ****. why else would they exhist? They attract inaminate objects like nothing else.

(now THATS an argument for creationism / intelligient design, or whatever the hell (no pun intended) it is religous people believe in nowadays)

Dec 22 2005 5:51PM

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freeskier0808

Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16

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Insane

word, i hate it when that shit happens i used to beat the shit out things that hurt me that werent even alive and olny ended up hurt myself more.....

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***

Dec 22 2005 5:54PM

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Elife

Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44

Karma: 44

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i was running to get eh phone in the kitchen and someon left a bottom drawer open, so i sprinted around the corner and slammed my shins into the drawer and flipped over and smoked my head on the counters

Dec 22 2005 5:56PM

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sneather

Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19

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No Life

i always run into the corners of tables

Dec 22 2005 5:59PM

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jimmychung

Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25

Karma: 25

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No Life

ever drop something like a pencil and it seems to fall and roll so unnecessarily far? drives me crazy, you drop your pencil off the desk and it'll go like 20 ft, makes me want to shoot it.

Dec 22 2005 6:47PM

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sexy_skier_babii

Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15

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coffee tables hurt! i always run into them when i try to get up fast or something. and they always seemt to go right for my surgery scar which hurts like a bitch when i hit it.

Dec 22 2005 6:48PM

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Petecanski

Posts: 941 - Karma: 7

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Insane

FUCK INFANTS!

Dec 22 2005 6:52PM

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eheath

Posts: 61132 - Karma: 118,498

Karma: 118,498

Posts: 61132

Play Ball

Uh, dude, that's bad.

Dec 22 2005 6:55PM

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STAUSS

Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311

Karma: 3,311

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Crazy Fool

i have definately punched walls many times

Dec 22 2005 8:51PM

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SchweitzerSki

Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

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No Life

it's that sound that makes me punch infants

Dec 22 2005 8:56PM

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Ruski

Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

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Insane

i tripped over my backpack and fell through my glass door oooh the pain, dnt have scarring though which is nice

Dec 22 2005 8:57PM

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*Fujative*

Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183

Karma: 183

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Crazy Fool

when i read that.. i laughed so hard.. thanks this whole thead has made my day

Dec 22 2005 9:10PM

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Dan.

Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126

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Crazy Fool

FUCK

Dec 22 2005 9:17PM

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KeegLove

Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55

Karma: 55

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Crazy Fool

god damn tire irons, damn them to hell!

Dec 22 2005 9:20PM

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Ski_Unit_19

Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38

Karma: 38

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Crazy Fool

Dane Cook is a silly bitch

Dec 22 2005 9:38PM

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Desjardins

Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

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Insane

one time, i was attempting to do a 540 with my pack on, on a trampoline, and i owned my haed, and got a minor concussion, if thats how you spell it, i felt like a complete idiot after that

Dec 22 2005 9:41PM

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hucker22

Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23

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No Life

fuck salt

Dec 22 2005 9:42PM

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snoopy

Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30

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No Life

haha same here! i was looking forward to hearing what people where fucking these days besides the opposite sex

Dec 22 2005 9:46PM

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Dakoulas

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Dec 22 2005 9:48PM

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Kevo

Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136

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I always would get pissed off at stuff like that when I was a little kid.

Dec 22 2005 9:53PM

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jonnydub

Posts: 940 - Karma: 10

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Insane

today on the chairlift some dude i was riding with put the bar down and that fucker hit me in the head.

Dec 23 2005 12:56AM

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kyle_w

Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23

Karma: 23

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No Life

my friend ran into the chalk ledge of a chalk board and took a chunk of skin off and a huge chunk of meat missing. he got stiches and shit, it was funny at first.

Dec 23 2005 1:00AM

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ThaLorax

Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366

Karma: 8,366

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@th1337

my sister slammed my fingers in the car door right as my mom locked the car the other day. what a bitch.

Dec 23 2005 1:33AM

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snowsnowsnow

Posts: 3343 - Karma: 23

Karma: 23

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i always cut my corners too close and nail my hip on my kitchen counters. then i fall to the ground and go "ouwwww" for like 30 seconds until it feels better. those damn counters, always jumping out at me

Dec 23 2005 1:49AM

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KEVTRON

Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,176

Karma: 1,176

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wtf

Dec 23 2005 8:45AM

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KEVTRON

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i did that in health in like 7th grade lol

Dec 23 2005 8:46AM

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spen-cer

Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652

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Insane

ya me to my hip has a huge bruise now

Dec 23 2005 8:48AM

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hippie_cat

Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13

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Insane

i was getting a bit... excited, when i opened this thread.
very dissapointed. >:[

Dec 23 2005 10:19AM

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sacchettiadam

Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31

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I always stub my toe on this rocking chair in my living room. I think my pinky toe dosnt even have bones in it anymore.

Dec 23 2005 11:01AM

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Mike-O

Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

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Crazy Fool

I always trun too fast in corners, be it inside or outside. Normally I hit my nerve on my elbow (hurts like hell like electric) and when I'm outside I usually turn too early near a bush and get some branch in my face.

Dec 23 2005 11:38AM

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Mike-O

Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

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Crazy Fool

TURN too fast.

Dec 23 2005 11:38AM

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