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Pet bees/ wasps... SO WICKED!!

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freestyle_kyle
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i was doin this at my cabin recently. its so fun. heres easy 5 steps to having a new best friend!!
1)Catch the insect! catch wasps by pouring a bit of pop on a picnic tableor something, and when they landed on it put a cup upside down on them. or catch bees by taking 2 cups and trapping them in the flowers.
2) Put them in the freezer. This part is important. The trick is to put them in for long enough so they go dormant, but not long enough to kill them. I found it took 1-3 minutes to freeze it, depending on the size and type of the bug. keep checking on it, make sure that it is alive.
3) when it stops moving, taki it out and tie a piece of thread or dental floss about 3 feet long onto it. its easiest if u make a slipknot. try to tie it around their abdomen, without trapping their wings under it.
4) they will slowly regain conscoiness (sp) and move around. eventually they will fly (unless u froze them too long). now u have a pet bee/ wasp/ hornet. take them for walks, or for extra entertainment, have them duel.... bee vs bee, wasp vs. bee, etc
5) enjoy!

i found bumblebees worked best, then wasps, then honey bees, then hornets

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haha i will have to try that


Sep 18 2005 2:28AM
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squeakywaffle
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having a hornet on a string sounds like a recipe for disaster

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Schnoodle.
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wow coolest idea ever.. i'm gunna go get me a new best friend

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Sep 18 2005 5:15AM
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Schnoodle.
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heres a good idea, cover yourself with insect spray first, then take ur pet for a walk

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Sep 18 2005 5:18AM
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twix_182
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it'd be funny if u had a swarm of them for pets and walked them all around the city. then swug and threw em at ppl

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Sep 18 2005 6:52AM
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hahah im going to do that!

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Sep 18 2005 6:53AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha i bet if it was acting up you could yank on the string super hard and snap the bee in half


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hahaha that trick is so old but def alot of fun



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Sep 18 2005 7:33AM
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LittleJibber16
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im allergic to bees so i don't think ill try it

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Sep 18 2005 8:00AM
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haha that sucks

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Sep 18 2005 8:07AM
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haha, pet bees are so sick

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Sep 18 2005 9:17AM
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skiierman
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Been there done that.

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Sep 18 2005 9:24AM
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catch a fly, take off its wings...now u got a bug that can throw sick mistys and rodeos

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someguy101
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thats was cool like three years ago

Sep 18 2005 9:28AM
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wont it sting you wile ur walking it?


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skiierman
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Hahahahhaha, that's probobly the funniest thing I've heard all week.

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haha i remember watching it on cky




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Sep 18 2005 10:30AM
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WIfreeskier
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hahhaha, i'm gonna do this in my dorm room freezer right now, take my wasp for a walk at 3am and no one will fuck with me, that's fucking hilarious... you could make it really angry and have it attack other people

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Sep 18 2005 11:41AM
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WIfreeskier
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hahhaha, i'm gonna do this in my dorm room freezer right now, take my wasp for a walk at 3am and no one will fuck with me, that's fucking hilarious... you could make it really angry and have it attack other people

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Sep 18 2005 11:42AM
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proZach
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i did that one time, except i didn't freeze it long enough. we just ended up taking a needle and putting it threw the bee with twine through it. it was still fun, but it died.

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Sep 18 2005 11:44AM
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Yeah i did that with my ProZach Friend a couple years back after we say it on jack ass or cky or something.

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Sep 18 2005 12:04PM
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that is the funniest thing i have ever heard. i can see a bunch of kids on the slopes this year with bees tied to string.


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Sep 18 2005 12:08PM
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gravity13
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haha he said pop! hes a midwest boy






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Sep 18 2005 12:13PM
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french_fry
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hahaha what a brilliant idea. But for precaution, while its still asleep take the stinger out of it





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Sep 18 2005 12:28PM
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what if it just flys back at you and stings/bites you

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Sep 18 2005 1:06PM
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freestyle_kyle
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just make the string a bit shorter than your arm, so it cant sting u

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You dodge it by leaning back and it looks like Matrix shit going on.

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Sep 18 2005 1:22PM
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then it would sting your hand

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jarossamdb7
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get a radio antenna and attach the string on the end of that and make sure the string isnt as long as the antenna.

this isnt a new idea though, still cool.

I tryed it with flys once but they are too weak.

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Sep 18 2005 1:35PM
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Thats from like the first CKY movie.

Sep 18 2005 2:03PM
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sounds like something for sketchline



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Sep 18 2005 2:05PM
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Aseets
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apparently you can do something lik that with flies and match sticks, and make a fly-powered matchstick airplane
i think i saw a picture of it on ebaumsworld or something, you just make the flies cold in the freezer, and then glue them to a matchstick airplane
dunno if it works though

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skiierman
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Bingo, from back in 97' they made probobly the first bee kite.

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AKFREERIDE
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wooow, you guys are smart. so when the pissed off bee finds the shortest way back to the human is following the string, all he has to do to sting you is floow the string. this also means you cant run away when they get mad

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Sep 18 2005 3:02PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Yah dude, thats old news, i did that 20 times 3 summers ago. it sucks to use house flies, they cant fly with the dental floss on it tho, its too heavy for them, the just barely hover. its funny to fund a mole in your back yard, or something.. any place you can find moles, and tie some thread around thier neck, and take them for walks. its even funner to spin them around and around so they get super dizzy. they have no eyes, and cant see where there going in the first place, so when they get dizzy, it fucks them up good... i've tried it with mice too, but mice arent as funny. plus its hard to catch mice, they get killed too easily in mouse traps, and die too easily from poison.

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Yeah I've done the same with, after watching CKY 4.

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Sep 18 2005 6:19PM
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sounds fun... im down

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giray, you're ALL ABOUT killing animals that are smaller than you...good stuff

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Sep 18 2005 6:35PM
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dont worry the bee is usually stunned for a while after you freeze it and wont kno whats going on... i did it with a bumblebee and brought it to the pond next to my house and put it on the water and a frog ate it. then the frog was dangling from the end of the string for a while until the string broke. and ive also frozen a bee for 15 minutes and had it come back to life

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