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HELP!! I just ate raw chicken
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so yeah, I just made some chicken and i thought it was pre cooked so i microwaved it for 1 min and 20 seconds and then I had about 2 bite of it and it was raw all in the middle....so yeah, should i go puke it up or just let it go or what?
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You should talk to some one who knows what to do such at a parental unit or a doctor, not us.
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your not gonna die?
I guess puke, and take pictures of it?
that seems the hip thing to do on NS right now
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umm, my parental unit isnt home, and the poision control center wont pick up the phone.
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911? but thats funny, the posion control wont pick up their phone. glad to hear they're on top of things
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i'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
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Why would you swallow it if you bit into it and saw that it was raw? Why?
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try to get poison control but you'll probably be fine
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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
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people are getting more and more pussy with each generation me and my native brothers eat raw meat like candy
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Did you eat friedcheese, you and your native people?
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haha that sucks... hope everything works out for ya
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yeah i guess call 911...
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people need to stop worrying that theyre going to die... hike 20 miles to the source of a river... clear and clean as can be and people wont believe youll drink it without a filter. the chicken wont kill you. drink some water, take a dump... youll be fine.
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hmm ...i heard if u drink bleach and ammoina itll be good 4 you
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actually he could die..both my brother and my mother almost died from eating raw chicken.if you start to feel like shit call 911 right away
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^ go with what he said....
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mmm can you say salmonella?
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Honestly!, Please answer this question!
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our tribe was not equipped with the ressources to make cheese and therefore when introduced to us we were not used to its effects this led to widespread substance abuse and many deaths among my people
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kill yourself before it kills you!
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that's pretty shitty the poison control center won't answer. umm i'm pretty sure you'll be fine. i've eaten many a questionable chicken in my day and i've never gotten sick. don't throw up that'll just piss you off. maybe gargle some apple cider vinager and then swallow it. that'll get all the bacteria outta your mouth because it's acidic.
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you'll be fine. don't worry about it. if you knew what was in the food you eat you wouldn't eat at all.
if you feel really sick, go to the ER or Urgent Care. your not gonna die or anything, you'll just get a mighty fine case of the runs and some intense stomach pains =)
but I doubt that will happen. like I said before, you'll be fine.
now finish cooking that chicken and enjoy it
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yeah my mom whos a doctor said that you'd be fine if you ate raw chicken.
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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
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ahhaha, true dat. you gotta listen to the george carlton thing, lol. its so true.
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bahahahaha
but dont really.... jus wait it out. u will prolly throw up anyways
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take a shot of tequilla, the alcohol will kill the bacteria.
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ther'es only like a procentage of every chicken in the world that has salmonella.
but i got unlucky.
i puked and had diharea for a week
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the possibility of getting samonela from raw chicken is suprisingly low.
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actually, I had never tasted raw chicken before so I didnt know what it would taste like raw. I just thought it was pretty gross chicken.
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I know some people who went on a raw chicken diet, they're still alive. But the diet thing didn't work out. His car blew up a few days later though.
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i think raw chickens fine, but you'd wanna stay away from expired mayo. that stuff'll keep you up all night. its not fun
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it wont do shit to you man. unless your immune system is weak.
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wow you just ate raw chicken, HOLY SHIT MAN YOU'RE GONNA DIE. ENJOY hell/heaven
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so instead of calling like a docter or somthing he posts about it on ns lol what did it taste like
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DUUUUUUUDE you'll be fine......my dog ate 4 half chickens that were raw and he lived, and he even ate the bones.
stop being a pussy
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dogs stomachs are alot tougher than a humans stomach... i mean your dog doesnt exactly have the opposable thumbs to opperate the range
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how would you mistake a raw piece of chicken for a pre-coocked one? that is the question...
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it was all breaded and shit
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eskimo's and bhill eat raw meat daily, without 1 min's in the microwave... you're good
ps bhill is a fat loser
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^ yeah didnt cavemen and shit eat raw crap?
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