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Y is a blunt named a blunt?

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ThePoopSock
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ok my friends and i have had this argument many times, i think i blunt is called a blunt cause u hold the tip of ur ski like u would hold a blunt, they think it is becasue it is a "dull" or "blunt" looking motain. can the peopl on ns clarify this for me?

Jul 21 2005 6:32PM
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Jul 21 2005 6:33PM
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sketchlinefilms
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sk8 boarding....yeah

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Jul 21 2005 6:36PM
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eastAR5
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cause it looks mad steezy just like smoking a blunt does

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Jul 21 2005 6:38PM
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Girays_Brother
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why is a poop called a poop

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Jul 21 2005 6:52PM
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forfun
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because it comes out of your pooper



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Jul 21 2005 6:53PM
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00000000
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why is it called a pooper


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jul 21 2005 7:08PM
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twix_182
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because it's the same word backwards and forwards

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Jul 21 2005 7:19PM
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^wait, so does that mean it is possible to unpoop something? like backwards pooping?

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 21 2005 7:22PM
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it's because the ends of it are blunt.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 21 2005 7:23PM
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twix_182
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yea, its called anal, or putting a tonka toy car in your bum bum.

definition2: throwing up

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Jul 21 2005 7:30PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Why is a mute called a mute? Is it because you never hear anyone speak when they do it?
This is the dumbest thread pretty much ever.

Jul 21 2005 7:39PM
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E-ZRider
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y not call a mute person a cuz they cant hear u

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Jul 21 2005 7:48PM
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ski8990
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The one that really gets me is "nose grab", I mean whats that supposed to mean?

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Jul 21 2005 8:13PM
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00000000
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man u think nose grab is confusing, hell i can barely even pronouce tail grab, let alone figure out where they got that crazy one from !


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jul 21 2005 9:54PM
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*DrewT*
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what the hell are you talking about? who ever said anything about nose grabs?

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Jul 21 2005 9:57PM
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Sir.Pete
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spread eagles confuse me. cuz i do them, but im not an eagle. weeeeeeeeird eh

Jul 21 2005 9:59PM
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Skipig25
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nose grabs you don't grab your nose...

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Jul 21 2005 10:05PM
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00000000
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exactly, and its not like we have tails or anythin, technically if i put my dog on skis she could do a tail grab...but she cant even grab, she doesnt have thumbs ! this is outrageous


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jul 21 2005 10:07PM
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waterville_NH
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because its dope


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Jul 21 2005 10:16PM
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twix_182
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safety grab? im on skis and fall 500ft off a cliff, do i just do a safety grab and everything will be okay?

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Jul 21 2005 10:27PM
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00000000
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how about true tail ? wat else can u do, a fake tail ?

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Jul 21 2005 10:33PM
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twix_182
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false tail? a japan also. you u automatically look japanese when you do them? and liu kangs, i don't even want to get fucking started with those

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Jul 21 2005 10:35PM
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00000000
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ha, wat about sex change

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Jul 21 2005 10:38PM
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lalalalaura
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when you do a toxic, does that mean some poisonous fluid is released into your body, that will kill you eventually?

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Jul 21 2005 10:38PM
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sry fireunderwater, try again, u can do better than that

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it has nothing to do with skiing

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Jul 21 2005 10:39PM
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yes, it will., because toxics are will inject you with homosexual fluids that make you so gay that you explode in mid air


because I like poop.
Jul 21 2005 10:43PM
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Me.
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I don't think it's critical to always Critical

Jul 21 2005 10:51PM
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ATLskier
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what about nose blunt. Does that mean you are holding your nose as you are doing a blunt?

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Jul 21 2005 11:21PM
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r5tommy
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i feel preety safe when i safety, dunno bout you guys

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Jul 22 2005 12:54AM
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Jaskittin
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I think that saftey is because when you are going for a hard grab, and don't get it, you just go to saftey and the easiest, therefor making it the "safest"




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
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Jul 22 2005 1:05AM
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Schnoodle.
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when you lipslide, what does it have to do with my lips?


Jul 22 2005 1:20AM
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jambone
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I have no idea but I like blunts

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Jul 22 2005 1:29AM
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knotbox
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true tail.......true tail






like a bisexual......yes ted that was the joke.
Jul 22 2005 7:08AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
^huh
now that were just NAMING grabs:
JAPICAL!!



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Jul 22 2005 7:49AM
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nose blunt doesn't exist. it's called tru nose. and if you grab the side of the nose then it's just nose. but if you gran tru nose on both skis then it's a rocket.

because I like poop.
Jul 22 2005 10:23AM
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mommy
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its called a blunt because skiers try to hard to sound cool.

Jul 22 2005 10:27AM
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espen^R
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aint there a grab called inside safety ? how about that.

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Jul 22 2005 10:36AM
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ha good one

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Jul 22 2005 10:38AM
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espen^R
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or double nose, hwo got two noses ?

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Jul 22 2005 10:43AM
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QuazBotch
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I know I don't anymore.

Jul 22 2005 11:54AM
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Jake...
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hahahahha

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 22 2005 4:16PM
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Jake...
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how about a rocket air... no one has a rocket pack or shoots off rockets.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 22 2005 7:44PM
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watchmefall15
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or in a nose blunt u are smoking the blunt through your nose

Jul 22 2005 7:50PM
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Aerozol
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It's because skiiers think they're gangstars
kinda like WHY do you spell W-H-Y with the letter 'Y'? It's because you are a tru g4ngst4r, y34h b00y. TrU g4ng5t3r5 4 lyfe r k3wl l0ts!!!1!! LOLZORS!

and pooping backwards is healthy and makes you live longer. Thats when you shit out your mouth guys, and Cartman proved it can be done. really. makes you live longer. post photos on ns.

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Jul 22 2005 8:36PM
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Dilla
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post pics of backwards pooping? Switch shitting..
i guess i have, liek when youre prairy doggin and it goes out and you suck back in.




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Jul 22 2005 9:14PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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why are rainbows good, why is the sky blue? why are BOOBS good? shit just is man

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Jul 22 2005 11:30PM
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theoz
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dude this is the same as asking why is your mum a whore?? casue she likes DICK!!

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Jul 22 2005 11:36PM
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Armadaguy
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because the edges on ur tails (providing your skis have a rap around egdes) are blunt as apposed to sharp


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Jul 22 2005 11:57PM
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scofield
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i dont know how to grab my skis

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Jul 23 2005 12:13AM
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AmbushClothing
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i think its cause the shape looks like a huge blunt and when you grab it, its like grabbing a 1 oz fatty. thats my vision.

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