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Wasp in my head

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404404
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Other day I felt a sharp pain in my skull while out side. After going to the doctor it turns out a wasp has burrowed into my head. Im calling him Franky, but in 4 days im going to take him out.

Here is an X-ray of the wasp him self
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Here is where the little shit is placed
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This is what im going to get him out with
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Jun 21 2005 10:06PM
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mamapig
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god hates you andy

Jun 21 2005 10:07PM
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parkskiertmr
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hahaha thats awesome. i can see him

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Jun 21 2005 10:08PM
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m1garand
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diffently make a video

Jun 21 2005 10:09PM
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johanblaze
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hahahahaha

Jun 21 2005 10:09PM
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jib-unit00
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if this is true..that's crazy..did he go through your ear or what?

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Jun 21 2005 10:09PM
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404404
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Well im not going to use the drill, surgin is. They are going to drill just past the skull to realse the pressure and swelling and take out the wasp. Its not in my brain just between the tissue of the brian and the skull.

The doctor explaned it kinda like a wasp burrowing in the sand, and i guess it has happned a fair amount before, like 200 or so cases in the US.

Jun 21 2005 10:15PM
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m1garand
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lol your so full of shit, how the fuck would that happen without you noticing it? do you smoke THAT much weed?

Jun 21 2005 10:19PM
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Apple
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is it still alive?

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Jun 21 2005 10:19PM
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404404
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I did notice it, i heard a buzzing sounds and then pain in my ear. i thought it stung me hardcore, and then fell out. it hurt like a btich for a while in my ear then the pain went away. my ear was bleeding but thoght it stung me bad. latter it felt like some one was pushing on my skull and at 3 today went to doc and got some shit tested. they sent me to Strong a hospital in rochester the city near me and told me. i guess its dead, and i go back in on sat so they can take the fucker out.

Jun 21 2005 10:25PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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hahahhaaha wow that is crazy dude. sound really painful though. you should save the wasp and have it put into a glass sphere or some shit like that





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Jun 21 2005 10:30PM
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nychka
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that is by far the gnarliest injury ever

Jun 21 2005 10:34PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahahahaha
keep the wasp after they take it out
and frame it on your wall

Jun 21 2005 10:35PM
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johanblaze
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i think he should get it put in a glass shpere lik the chick said. then put on the end of a gnarly wood cane so he can be like the guy from jurrasic park.

Jun 21 2005 10:38PM
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...or put it in a jar and randomly whip it out in public like Tom Green does with his testicle.

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Jun 21 2005 10:48PM
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kyle_w
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thats what im thinkin






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Jun 21 2005 10:49PM
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bermbuster49
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ahahaha that shits great

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Jun 21 2005 10:50PM
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eheath
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hahahaha

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Jun 21 2005 10:56PM
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french_fry
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bahahahahaha, how likely are you to get a wasp in your skull?? This is hilarious shit!





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Jun 21 2005 10:58PM
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ItsPhil
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what if the wasp has babies in your brain
and then you turned into a wasp-boy

Jun 21 2005 11:03PM
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hazel_32
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sell it on ebay.........

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Jun 21 2005 11:04PM
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mamapig
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chop it up into little peices and give them away with the first 20 bogart dvds sold

Jun 21 2005 11:11PM
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^how on earth is he going to sell his skull??

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Jun 21 2005 11:12PM
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mamapig
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yeah im pretty sure i was talking about the wasp.

Jun 21 2005 11:16PM
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SteezePatrol
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I'm calling BULLSHIT

your eardrum, cordillia, and various passages of twists and turns would make it impossible for anything bigger than a molecule to actually get inside your brain

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Jun 21 2005 11:22PM
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R-Bertsch
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dude that shit happens, you think he would make all that shit up just for attention?. I'm calling douche bag.... on you.

Jun 21 2005 11:24PM
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KeegLove
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haha that sux soo much man best of luck with the drill haha

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Jun 21 2005 11:25PM
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SteezePatrol
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I'm calling fuck you

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Jun 21 2005 11:25PM
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j.bird
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^ Yep, nor could it escape the passage, and just enter your skull somehow. Horse shit picture too, it wouldn't be all flailed out like it was on a tv screen. It would be all shriveled up and in a tiny ball. You wouldn't even be able to tell what it was. Photoshop, but good try, a lot of people believe you

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Jun 21 2005 11:27PM
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R-Bertsch
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scan a doctors receipt or something imo

Jun 21 2005 11:28PM
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eheath
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^good call, fuckin ppl actualy thought that shit was true, that makes it even more funny bahahaha

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Jun 21 2005 11:29PM
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j.bird
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Also the date in the bottom right, says something like 7-31-01. Prolly not even your head.

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 21 2005 11:29PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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dammit. i thought that was pretty neato.





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Jun 21 2005 11:34PM
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j.bird
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So did you, don't lie. Nervous laughter means you didn't know so u were just gonna play it off.

Hhahha jk man, but yeah some people are pretty gullable. I mean look how the wasp is standing

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jun 21 2005 11:53PM
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*rkp*
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man you really had people going hahaha

Jun 21 2005 11:57PM
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SteezePatrol
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lets just go on record to state that I was right and volklrider was not

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Jun 22 2005 12:03AM
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E-ZRider
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i didn't see a wasp in that x ray dumbass

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Jun 22 2005 12:06AM
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SteezePatrol
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you would not be able to see a wasp in an x-ray...it would just blend in to your brain

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Jun 22 2005 12:08AM
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k2yeags
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bummer if its true

smells a little bit fishy though

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Jun 22 2005 12:38AM
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404404
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Well no shit the X-ray isnt real, you think they gave them to me? I took it off google and put it in photoshop. As for the ear thing, it was a smaller wasp , not a big ass one. And it didnt just walk on up in there, it bit past some tissue, hence why it was hurting for a while and the bleeding. And it probly is all curled up. Shit like this happen alot with animals, insects in in the ear and end up camping in there skulls. My nabiors dog had magots go in his ear and reproduce, he lived for a while after and then died.

Jun 22 2005 6:53AM
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Lanemeyers
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Hahaha...wasp in my head. If it was that easy for a wasp to get in your skull then everytime you went swimming your brain would get soaked.

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Jun 22 2005 8:49AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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those photoshop- jokes are nasty

Jun 22 2005 10:03AM
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404404
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once agian those are photoshoped, it was kinda making a joke about the wasp in skull

Jun 22 2005 10:23AM
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bahah

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Jun 22 2005 10:26AM
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aaah you are all bunk.

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Jun 22 2005 11:41AM
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PowderCanuck
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huh? you're calling who a dumbass because you don't have the brain power to spot the wasp that's happily sitting in the top left corner of the picture?
yea I don't understand what the hell went through your mind there.

By the way, it's pretty obviously a photoshop.

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Jun 22 2005 11:47AM
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jib-unit00
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i sure damn thought it was real

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Jun 22 2005 11:51AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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it is fuckin reall....those pics are fake like he said. he used those pics to give you an example of what happened. the doctors havent given him X rays yet. hes going into surgery on saturday

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Jun 22 2005 1:10PM
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DynastarriderGP
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what the hell?

Jun 22 2005 1:13PM
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SteezePatrol
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..he already said it wasn't real

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Jun 22 2005 3:06PM
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bmxican_89
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he said the pics werent real and everyone thought he meant the whole thing was fake, but he actually does have a wasp in his head

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Jun 22 2005 3:15PM
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