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404404

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Crazy Fool

Other day I felt a sharp pain in my skull while out side. After going to the doctor it turns out a wasp has burrowed into my head. Im calling him Franky, but in 4 days im going to take him out.

Here is an X-ray of the wasp him self

Here is where the little shit is placed

This is what im going to get him out with

Jun 21 2005 10:06PM

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mommy

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FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES!
FUCK ALL YOU HOES!
FUCK ALL YOU MUTHAFUCKERS WHO B SUCKIN ON MY TOES!

Jun 22 2005 3:22PM

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Ktownchic

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Insane

wow. howd you do that one andy?

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Jun 22 2005 3:34PM

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rynmartn

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wow andy...im not sure if to say u have the worst or coolest life ever....i really just don't know...

yay skiing

Jun 22 2005 3:36PM

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Ahmets_Brother

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@th1337

steezepatrol....he was sitting at my house an hour ago...it is real. the pic is fake because he photoshopped it to show you what it looks like. he cant get his x ray.

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Jun 22 2005 4:33PM

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404404

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Here sence people CANT read

- I do have a wasp in my head

- The pictures i posted where fake, i was making a joke. Hence the picture of the drill and the digam that said "wasp in my head". Didnt think anyone would think those where real and would get a good laugh, well people are stupid what can i say.

- I do have a wasp in my head, thought id say it agian if people got caught up on the 2nd point to much.

Jun 22 2005 4:44PM

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SteezePatrol

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where in your ear is it?

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Jun 22 2005 4:47PM

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Ktownchic

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i wanna kno exactly how it got there andy. its not taht i dont believe you, cuz i totally do. im just curious. where you out in the woods or something?! this is sooo weird........

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

Jun 22 2005 7:14PM

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404404

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I was drilling some shit and laying on the ground and felt that i thought was a sting.

Jun 22 2005 7:19PM

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sugarloaf

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hahaha ...wierdo
and I agree, I cant decide if your life is sweet or not. its pretty f-d up though...in a cool way

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Jun 22 2005 7:29PM

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404404

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the wasp aside, it sucks. but the wasp is cool, but soon franky will be gone, then back to shit.

Jun 22 2005 7:30PM

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harlemcracka

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YOu def need to save the wasp and encase it in a pimp-style amber sphere which would go on top of the grip one of your poles. You woud be the biggest pimp on any hill in the country.

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Jun 22 2005 7:38PM

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ztragnoB

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damn steezy, it looks like you got a little ahead of your self. I bet it felt good though, thinking you proved some kid wrong on an online message board.

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Jun 22 2005 8:01PM

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reezyfbaby

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eat the wasp when they take it out. fry it with onions, it will be lovely.

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Jun 22 2005 8:07PM

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tBatt

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if you click the pic and enlarge it its in the top left

Jun 22 2005 8:09PM

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p-lin101

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how the fuck are they sposed to get a wasp out of your head

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Jun 22 2005 8:20PM

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SteezePatrol

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correction, I proved that he was a douche...and yes I do feel like I have accomplished something

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Jun 22 2005 9:16PM

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andy has a way with mother natures critters

Jun 22 2005 10:23PM

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OMG!!!! haha, i was laughin SO damn hard when i first saw that, that sucks you have a wasp in your head. DEFINATLY do something cool with it.

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Jun 22 2005 11:49PM

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Ski-hobo

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ITS FAKE YOU MORONS, how could a wasp be betweent he skin of your scalp and skull and still have its wings and antennae erected??

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Jun 23 2005 12:50AM

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novel

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would you die if you kept little Franky in there?

IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!!!!!!

Jun 23 2005 12:55AM

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fucking amazing, truely. my hat is off to you sir. i actually Laughed Out Loud

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Jun 23 2005 1:04AM

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hahaha

Jun 23 2005 1:34AM

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in case the doctor messes up you should mention wether you want your feeding tube removed or not.

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Jun 23 2005 1:55AM

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Its like those pictures where that guy liked really raw fish and ate sushi where the fish was still kind of alive cause he liked em real raw. Then one had bug things in it and he ate it and that crap laid eggs in his head and they cut his head open and all these maggots were filled up with his brain.

Jun 23 2005 2:00AM

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shit!

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Jun 23 2005 2:45AM

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Matty.

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I've actually never heard of that. From the sounds of things, it sounds fucking scary, what if it eats you from the inside out! EVER THINK OF THAT!?

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Jun 23 2005 2:58AM

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Ktownchic

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haha well i think your life is AWSOME andy. and Franky will probably be very sad to leave his new home. godd.. who wouildnt wanna live inside your head? ! you probly have a nice little nest / babies inside now.

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

Jun 23 2005 6:29AM

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Ahmets_Brother

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are you fuckin stupid? we have explained it a million times...the pic is an idea of what it is not the actual X ray. god i want to fuckin curb stomp you right now

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Jun 23 2005 8:08AM

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that must hurt alot

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Jun 23 2005 9:56PM

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WIllW

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hahah stupid andy

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Jul 7 2005 6:54PM

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haha wow

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Jul 7 2005 7:40PM

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i believe you man. try and get a copy of the x rays from your doctor. i think they can usually give you them on a cd if you ask for one. haha, thats funny shit though. good luck

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Jul 7 2005 8:36PM

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jibjim

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thats hilarious

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Jul 7 2005 8:59PM

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So has it come out yet?

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Jul 7 2005 11:11PM

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that is truely amazing

Jul 8 2005 1:56AM

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garrett.

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haha i can see the little fucker

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Jul 8 2005 1:30PM

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swallow a spider to get thay fly, then swallow a bird to get that spider, then swallow a cat to get that bird, then swallow a dog to get that cat, and so on.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.

Jul 8 2005 2:02PM

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