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Frostfired
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post riddles and let ppl try solve them
kinda lame i know but im board
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I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

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May 26 2005 11:08PM
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^the letter V





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Apple
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your the letter "V"

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May 26 2005 11:11PM
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damn, i was beat...

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May 26 2005 11:11PM
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wow that was fast



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May 26 2005 11:12PM
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Ski-hobo
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That was a good riddle though, and Ive never heard it before





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May 26 2005 11:13PM
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What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?

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May 26 2005 11:14PM
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Ski-hobo
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Here's one,


300 pounds do I weigh, uglier than the asshole of satan. My apperance can cause abortions. Who am I?





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May 26 2005 11:16PM
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Apple
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a deck of cards.

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May 26 2005 11:16PM
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our eng teacher gave it to us like a week ago
he also gave us the two road one whhere one guy lies and one tells the truth a while back but i forget how it goes

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May 26 2005 11:16PM
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Ski-hobo
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Cheese? As in "cutting the cheese" at dinner time.





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May 26 2005 11:16PM
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both work

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May 26 2005 11:17PM
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Apple
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Cheese does not work!! i eat cheese all the time!!

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May 26 2005 11:18PM
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i thought he ment like farting
i just thought it was funny

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May 26 2005 11:20PM
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Apple
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yah, i know. I just wanted to be more right... ahahah.

A man has been found dead in his car. Shot to death. All the windows are up. The doors are all locked and the only set of keys are in the car. There was no one else in the car with him. There are no bullet holes in the car anywhere. How is this possible?

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May 26 2005 11:22PM
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Frostfired
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suicide
he shot himself

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May 26 2005 11:25PM
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The guy who made it doesn't want it. The guy who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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May 26 2005 11:26PM
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Apple
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a coffin. and your answer was incorrect but only because i forgot to say there was no gun of anytype inside the car.

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May 26 2005 11:28PM
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A box without hinges, door, or lid, yet inside a golden treasure is hid - From the Hobbit





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May 26 2005 11:29PM
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a shoe


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May 26 2005 11:38PM
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and egg

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May 26 2005 11:42PM
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It holds most knowledge that has ever been said;
It is not a brain, it is not a head.

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May 26 2005 11:44PM
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Apple
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a libary?



AND NO ONES ANSWERED MINE!!

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May 26 2005 11:46PM
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kinda works but its not the answer


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May 26 2005 11:50PM
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this might help

sum are empty sum are full

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May 26 2005 11:51PM
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books?

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May 26 2005 11:51PM
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kindof
your close

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May 26 2005 11:53PM
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if u give me food, and I will live and if u give me water, and I will die. What am I

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May 27 2005 12:08AM
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computers?

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May 27 2005 12:10AM
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no books was closest

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Apple
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is it Book like? or is this one of those ones that i wont get till tomorrow and i have a fresh start on it?

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May 27 2005 12:12AM
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u got the right idea when u say books
but be more specific

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May 27 2005 12:13AM
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a fish?

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May 27 2005 12:13AM
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Apple
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like, an encylopedia? or a dictionary?

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May 27 2005 12:14AM
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wow a hard thread to read


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May 27 2005 12:17AM
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Frostfired
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i donno how to say it without giving it away

um ur kindof right but its not wat the book is its what holds all the info
i hope i didnt give it away

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May 27 2005 12:18AM
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and when i say be more specific i dont meen to say as in what book but like sumthing that the book holds

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May 27 2005 12:19AM
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pages in the book?






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 27 2005 12:20AM
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ya and wat is that

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words?

Also, was Fish right?

Also also, I dont know if you saw the post that said you were wrong about the car one but only because i should have said that there was no fire arm of anykind inside the vehicel.

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May 27 2005 12:22AM
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text






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 27 2005 12:23AM
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to specific

i personaly think the answer is crappy

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Language?

Also, was Fish right?

Also also, I dont know if you saw the post that said you were wrong about the car one but only because i should have said that there was no fire arm of anykind inside the vehicel.

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May 27 2005 12:24AM
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edmonton_skier
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DICTIONARY MUHAHA , cuz all the words are in it yo!

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May 27 2005 12:24AM
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kyle_w
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well is pages close?






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May 27 2005 12:24AM
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yeah ima go with words






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 27 2005 12:25AM
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I KNOW!!! ITS PAPER!!

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May 27 2005 12:25AM
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if thats right ill cry. i was gonna guess that after pages.






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May 27 2005 12:26AM
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pages is basicly it
but there is a word
cuz sum are full and sum arnt
wen u guys get this ull be all pissed on how easy it was
it is just the riddle that makes it sound all hard

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its either or, i cant think what else it would be. Although neither really work with the clue that "some are empty and some are full"

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papper is right

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