In my science class there is a girl behind me that scares the shit out of me. Today I turned around to hand back an assignment to the rest of the row she was doodling. On her sheet of paper was a HUGE upside down cross and 666 at the botom. She had the cross colored black and all around the outside of the cross were words like 'I hung Jesus with a rope", "Jesus is dead" and "I smoked weed with the devil". When this girl is not drawing she is reading a book called "A Devil in My View", she has been reading this book for at least 6 or 7 weeks and its a pretty small book.
Now ill try to give you a description of this girl. As you would imagine she is pale as hell. She wears the same 'Nightmare Before Christmas' sweater every day. All black with a wierd skull on it. She has purple, blue and black hair. And the yellowest teeth I have ever seen. If you couldnt tell, this girl is BUTT-ASS ugly. So ugly in fact, that me and my friends have come to a long debated descision that we would all fuck a moderately handsome man before her.
I need some ideas to kind of mess with her. Cause I hate her so, so much. Everytime she leaves the class I write christian messages all over her notebooks like 'Jesus saves!' 'God loves you!' and 'WWJD!!' She doesnt like this one bit. And I figure the newschoolers community could inspire me, just keep it within reason. I dont want to be stabbed, shot, spit on, or have a freaky ass curse put on me. Other than that...game on?