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HEATH ORDWAY

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spintofitin
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Has anyone heard of this kid...some people say he's good, but i don't believe it. did you see the rail he does switch on strike 3? I also heard he just skis for the pune...but i did hear his roomate is rad.
Oct 25 2002 1:29PM
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joker
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um, seeing as though all of his footage in strike three is from BEFORE the x-qualifiers, i would say that you don't have a fair asessment of the kid. he blew his knee at northstar (x-quals) and had to sit the rest of the season. the kid is the shit and rips super hard. he's our favorite crcus midget (bermsauce loves his circus midgets)




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Oct 25 2002 1:38PM
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unnatural
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hes sick
Oct 25 2002 1:38PM
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spintofitin
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I got your fair assessment right here. don't tell me what i do and don't have. It's not my fault he sux
Oct 25 2002 2:04PM
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ridetolive
Posts: 141 - Karma: 64
that switch rail is in the crash section deusche-bag. heath is better than you'll ever be .don't hate on him just cause he's short.
Oct 25 2002 2:07PM
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lordofthebling
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It's funny you should mention that...I met heath's roomate in Chamonix. He was the best skier I've ever seen...I can't believe he's not blowin up.
Oct 25 2002 2:13PM
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Ghost
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go to skiingmotion.com and look for some of his tricks.

He throws down a HUGE cork 1080 , it was wicked.

Tell me thats not sick.
Oct 25 2002 2:18PM
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spintofitin
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That Derek Finn kid sux too. he swallows bermsauce.
Oct 25 2002 2:19PM
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ridetolive
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spin I think you need to tone it down before you get bitch-slapped!
Oct 25 2002 2:26PM
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spintofitin
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like what I did to your mom last night.... you swallow bermsauce too.
Oct 25 2002 2:29PM
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alpentalik
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he's from washington, so he is good


''fishin' for the general.''
Oct 25 2002 2:37PM
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dooner
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his dspin 1080s are sick.
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
Oct 25 2002 2:48PM
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Ghost
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Skis for the pune?

Is that short for poontag?

Because that's all I ski for, the poontang!
Oct 25 2002 3:04PM
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alpentalik
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i believe poon would be short for poontang, pune must be some sort of fruit or something, it could be french.


''fishin' for the general.''
Oct 25 2002 3:19PM
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ColoradoFlats
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yeah, heath throws the sickest cork 10's i've ever seen in Subject To Change....
Oct 25 2002 4:47PM
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wasatchrider
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I dont know how good of skier that kid is but I heard he gets a lot of hot chicks
Oct 26 2002 5:25PM
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dooner
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cork 10s = hot chicks. just ask timboskier.
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
Oct 26 2002 6:13PM
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aclsarescary
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Man, Heath is that bad, the skiing i saw in Strike 3 wasn't that great but, What are u ganna do! Now i thought Derek Finns Part was awsome, especially like the 60-70 ft. flat rail slide that he did. Also the diasater slide on the hand rail by Heath was dope.








'Maybee just once someone will call me sir without adding, 'your making a scene.'' - Homer Simpson
Oct 26 2002 6:23PM
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LifeJacket
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Going to hang around utah all winter?


'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 26 2002 6:57PM
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therealjerk
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yo heath, if you really are on this site, did gina end up living with you and T? shes been around for about the whole fall but i thought she might be goin out there later in the year and i cant ever catch her.

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Oct 26 2002 10:30PM
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wasatchrider
Posts: 110 - Karma: 105
If your talking about Whistler, Gina ended up comming over to world but she did not stay at the delts whilster. She was still at westbrook.
Oct 27 2002 12:57AM
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ESB
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Heath Ordway once kept me up all night... you know how it is.;)

no, but seriously- I was going to bed and I thought, 'Who is that fucker who rides for DNA and has the ad in the mags going disaster to rail?' and I couldnt remember his name and it kept me up until I remembered...

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Oct 27 2002 1:51AM
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123ski
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Heaths roomate gives us the snow at the ice skating rink, he is the zambodie guy, he said we should hook up with htem, when tanner comes and do some rails all together
'Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm' - Bloodhound Gang - Why is everyone alwasy pickin on me
Oct 27 2002 1:14AM
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therealjerk
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nah, she was saying she was gonna move out to park city this fall. she told me about a month after she got back from whisler.

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Oct 27 2002 12:15PM
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ridetolive
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Heaths roomate is not the Zambonie guy from the Cottonwood Heights ice rink....thats Zen he lives about 8 blocks away.
Oct 28 2002 1:02PM
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spintofitin
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I don't think what heath attracts you'd wanna call 'hot chicks' I think they're more like beached whales
Oct 28 2002 1:05PM
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Ds91260
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i was up at the park city sports park this summer, and i got asked by a guy named tod to b on a team, i think he said ordaway was coachin or somthin.
Oct 28 2002 1:52PM
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ColoradoFlats
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i think i may have seen Gina drivin in town recently, but could be wrong....
Oct 28 2002 2:29PM
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wasatchrider
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Hey 'spintofitin' So I guess your mom is a beached whale, huh.
Ya Im going to help coach the Park City Freeriders on Wednesday nights for halp pipe sessions and on Saturdays when Im in town.
Oct 28 2002 5:05PM
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nkmo.
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I love it when stupid fucks dis on skiers that are way better than them. Especially when they are in the forums. Gain some respect you pussies. Props Heath.
There are 2 things in life you should never pay for:
1-Water
2-Sex
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Oct 28 2002 6:23PM
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spintofitin
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no, actually my mom died in a car wreck when I was three, thanx for bringin it up... and she was an angel not a whale.
Oct 29 2002 2:50AM
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lordofthebling
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dude your mom didnt die when you were three. Theirs no way you would remember if she was an angel. Your just mad because your mom gets around and trying to make him feel bad.
Oct 29 2002 3:06AM
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spintofitin
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and you know this how?... are you my roomie?...or one of my friends? NO ...i don't know you or want to know you. so next time you want to jump on the bandwagon and sound tough jumping to conclusions about who i am....don't. have any of you considered euthenasia...it might solve alot of your problems.

(I forgot to sign out last night huh?)
Oct 29 2002 4:13PM
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180k8e21
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jump on the bandwagon? isn't your name Spin to fit in?--spintofitin? hmmm
Oct 29 2002 5:46PM
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