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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
im sitting at my desk writing a paper when all of a sudden in the corner of my eye i see a spider crawling on my cieling...so i look up at it and its pretty big like the size of a quarter and all nasty and skinny and lanky and shit looking. so im like aight ill give it five minutes so i can finish this paragraph but ill keep my eye on it so i make sure it doesnt go anywhere. the 5 minutes pass and he didnt go anywhere so i push my chair over so i can get up there to squish him and all of a sudden the same exact kind of spider scurries right above me and next to him...NOW THERES TWO OF THOSE THINGS and i get freaked out big time by them. so i almost shit my pants and fall off the chair and im not about to go about my business and let these things take over my room. so i grab a couple tissues and go to smush the first one...got him without a problem but i splatterd him on my wall pretty bad. so i go to the second one...right as im about to hit he fuckin runs, scares the shit out of me and i almost fell again...so i wait for him to stop and fuckin smash that thing and his juices go all over my wall and some hit my hand, it was so nastyy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
so now i think i have a spider problem in my room and i cant stand having to keep looking out for more of them

Apr 27 2005 3:54AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
hahaha thats great, yeah my dads arachnafobic (sp) or w/e its called n one time there was this huge ass tarantuala in my room n i was ognna go to sleep n it was on my ceiling n my dad saw it n wouldnt walk under it to go outa my room he almost fainted

May 11 2005 9:08PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
hahahhahahaha you said a spiders legs had a wing span of.... wingspan is for wings and thus for birdies not spiders


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May 11 2005 9:10PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
So right now theres a spider who's taken up residence in one of the corners of my bedroom. I fed him a couple of ants this morning, and as long as he stays where he belongs, I wont be forced to execute him.


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May 15 2005 3:02PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
ah sorta like your mom

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May 15 2005 3:46PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
yeah i got bitten by aspider on my little toe while i was sleeping and it got to about twice the size.

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May 15 2005 3:58PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
So im in my shower right, ass naked, and im chillin washin my hair and decide that its time to get out. So i turn off the shower and grab the towell and as i grab i see somthing floting in the air next to me. It was a fuuucking HUGE fat ass brown hairy spider. I fuckin yellllllllllll at the top of my lungs, jumped out of my shower, knocking it off its web and it lands on my chest and starts crawling towards my face so i grabed it and threw it at the wall as hard as i could and it died. So i run out of the bathroom naked and almost crying because i was so goddamn traumatized. i will never be the same person.

May 24 2005 3:43PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
^wow dude i would be so damn tramatized!

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May 24 2005 4:31PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
dude I hate spiders, there was a black widow in my mailbox once kind of scary

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May 24 2005 4:33PM
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uberpopular
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
they scare the shit out of me

May 24 2005 4:35PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i remember in elementary school during recess we would find those black and yellow spiders that have a web with a zigzag in it. we then would find a cricket or grasshopper and throw it on the web and we'd watch the spider spin it up. looked kinda cool. i hate spiders though

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May 24 2005 4:54PM
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