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ItsPhil
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im sitting at my desk writing a paper when all of a sudden in the corner of my eye i see a spider crawling on my cieling...so i look up at it and its pretty big like the size of a quarter and all nasty and skinny and lanky and shit looking. so im like aight ill give it five minutes so i can finish this paragraph but ill keep my eye on it so i make sure it doesnt go anywhere. the 5 minutes pass and he didnt go anywhere so i push my chair over so i can get up there to squish him and all of a sudden the same exact kind of spider scurries right above me and next to him...NOW THERES TWO OF THOSE THINGS and i get freaked out big time by them. so i almost shit my pants and fall off the chair and im not about to go about my business and let these things take over my room. so i grab a couple tissues and go to smush the first one...got him without a problem but i splatterd him on my wall pretty bad. so i go to the second one...right as im about to hit he fuckin runs, scares the shit out of me and i almost fell again...so i wait for him to stop and fuckin smash that thing and his juices go all over my wall and some hit my hand, it was so nastyy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
so now i think i have a spider problem in my room and i cant stand having to keep looking out for more of them

Apr 27 2005 3:54AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Ahhhh spiders scare the crap out of me.
The moment when you start the movement of your hand to squish them is the scariest thing in the world. If you miss, you risk having a spider on you. If you hit it, what if it doesn't die. What if it jumps onto the kleenex and onto your arm.
Damn.

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Apr 27 2005 3:57AM
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Anathema
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fuckin spiders man. they dont really bother me, except for when i'm just chillin at my desk, alone, and one scurries across the wall or floor or somethin. or when they crawl on you, it spooks me out to feel that shit.


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Apr 27 2005 4:04AM
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ItsPhil
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they give me the heeby jeebies!!!!

Apr 27 2005 6:27AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^you eat 17 spiders in your sleep in ur lifetime i think... they like to build webs in the ack of ur throat when ur sleepin.

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 27 2005 7:33AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
yea i heard that somewhere too...thats fuckin creepy as all hell
im gonna start sleeping face down

Apr 27 2005 7:58AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^or just put a ball gag in at night, they cant get past that

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 27 2005 7:59AM
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ItsPhil
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do they sell them on ebay

Apr 27 2005 8:02AM
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mikee
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I dont htink they build webs in the back of your throat...


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Apr 27 2005 8:07AM
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d-loc
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^oh yeah just about any sex store ;)

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 27 2005 8:07AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
why do spiders have to be so mean
cant they build webs somewheres else:(

Apr 27 2005 8:14AM
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d-loc
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its soo warm and its like a cave... plus its easy to build a web in the area.

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 27 2005 8:30AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i dont bug them while theyre sleeping

Apr 27 2005 8:47AM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
last night i was eating sunflower seeds, and they were in a pile on my desk. i went to pick one up, and it was a spider, and it scared me so much. so i threw it across my room.





Apr 27 2005 11:14AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
i hate them creepy looken

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
Apr 27 2005 11:18AM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
the other day i was sitting on the ground outside. i thought i had an itch on my face...but it was really a big hairy spider. scariest thing thats ever happened to me

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Apr 27 2005 11:54AM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
thats y u use a fly swatter and you dont get any of those gross juices all over you

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Apr 27 2005 12:07PM
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d-loc
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so the spider came packaged with the seeds? id be calling that company and complaining mass for free sunflower seeds

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 27 2005 12:27PM
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El.Capitan
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once i was lyin on my bed and i saw this black widow spider crawl over my pillow, i was so freaked out, i squashed it with my shoe

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Apr 27 2005 6:17PM
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ItsPhil
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arent they venomous?

Apr 27 2005 6:18PM
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El.Capitan
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yeah if they bite you youll die. i get them alot at my house

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Apr 27 2005 6:31PM
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ItsPhil
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damn thats pretty crazy, id probably want to get a new house

Apr 27 2005 6:32PM
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El.Capitan
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hell yeah, wheres the terminator when ya need him?!

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
Apr 27 2005 6:33PM
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katesd
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hahaha, sorry but that's not true. It may be true that most people eat some spiders in their sleep... but they definitely do not go in peoples' throats at night to build webs.
Most varieties of spiders don't like hot, humid places, and they build their webs in dry, UNDISTURBED areas... how the hell are they going to build a web in your throat. haha, what a ridiculous theory.


-katie
Apr 27 2005 6:45PM
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SteezePatrol
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my brother has a tarantula, it's gotten out twice before, scary times, although my kitty always finds him and starts purring/hissing/spitting/playing at/with it

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Apr 27 2005 6:48PM
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supervore
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man i hate spiders too. when my bro was on a riding mower, he drove right into a banana spider's web with one landing on his face. scared the shit out of him. if you dont know what banana spiders are, they're bigger than tarantulas http://www.shadygrovetrainingcenter.com/Wildlife/bannana_spider_photo_gallery.htm

Apr 27 2005 6:48PM
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katesd
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^ whoa that's a fuckin cool looking spider.


-katie
Apr 27 2005 6:50PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
^yeah they are. i felt so bad for laughing at him, cuz i would be shitting my pants if i had one land smack dab into the middle of my face.

Apr 27 2005 6:54PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
thats fuckin scary as hell

Apr 27 2005 6:55PM
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Sknsnw9
Posts: 957 - Karma: 10
bahahaha..whenever i see a spider, i tell my sister that i have a suprise for you and when she sees he she freaks out and even almost starts to cry, i was laughing so hard she was like squish it sqiush it im like nah man..ill get the tissue and have them crawl on it and put it in the toliet and the flush it cause i dont wanna squish it and make more mess and/or get juices all over me man



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Apr 27 2005 6:56PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
i had a spider web behind my house a while ago and we would throw bugs in it. It was so awesome, the thing owned anything that went on it. His name was kirby



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Apr 27 2005 10:27PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
This one time when I was little I caught a huuuuuuuuge spider in a big mayonaise jar and it was on a work bench in my garage and it got hit with a basketball and the basketball knocked it off the bench and the jar hit the ground and when the jar hit the ground the spider that we caught hit the ground and the spider died instantly within a huge mess of glass and dead spider and that was my run on sentence.

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Apr 28 2005 3:57AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
lacrosse camp a couple summers ago we were up in lake placid at this boarding school and its like all in the wilderness and shit so there is this HUGE spider that made a web in this glass showcase shelf thing, so we capture it in a peanut butter jar and we brought it to lunch and showed everyone and later that night we told everyone that we were gonna put the jar up against someones door and the spider will crawl in their room hahahaha everyone was so freaked out and nervous cause this spider was damn big so everyone had towels and t shirts pushed up against the cracks between the door and the floor so the spider couldnt get it. but we never put it in anyones room we let it go the next day, i actually think he died in the jar and he just flopped out on the ground :(

Apr 28 2005 4:21AM
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kykelly05
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I'd move spiders suck.

Apr 28 2005 8:02AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Your such a Sally for bein afraid of spiders

Apr 28 2005 8:19AM
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Dani*
Posts: 240 - Karma: 38
How can you not be atleast a LITTLE freaked out by them? They have long hairy legs and I don't remember how many eyes..





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Apr 28 2005 8:45AM
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t-mack101
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8 eyes i think

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
Apr 28 2005 8:47AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
48 tongues

Apr 28 2005 9:17AM
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katesd
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^ ahaha...

Anyways, I was just watching the discovery channel and happened to be about spiders.. heres what I learned:

most spiders jaws aren't even strong enough to penetrate human skin, tarantulas' bites are about as serious as a bee sting, and black widows, though they are toxic, don't very often kill humans. In fact, you're far more likely to be killed by a lawn mower than a black widow.


-katie
Apr 28 2005 3:15PM
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rynmartn
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and 65 penis's./....well i dunno, but i am very afraid of spiders

yay skiing
Apr 28 2005 3:16PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
this spider was on my wall in my room so i hit it and it falls on my flour behind my stereo so im like stretching like mad to kill this shit becasue know its basically one my bed....so i try to squish it will a penny, they my finger slips off the penny and it like flicks that nasty shit up at me and im like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. AND I RUN OUT OF MY ROOM ALL FREAKED OUT. i still have no idea where the fuck that thing is.

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Apr 28 2005 7:27PM
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lamp
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I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr 28 2005 7:46PM
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m1garand
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dude get the bug bombs and bomb ur house. I do it like once every 4-5 months cuz i got mad spiders in my basement.

Apr 28 2005 9:33PM
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lamp
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^thats the way to do it

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May 11 2005 8:34PM
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Luc.
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arent those bug bombs like poisonous? that sounds like a heli-bad idea if they are....

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May 11 2005 8:36PM
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tricksterboardin
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a more accurate figure is 6-9 spiders a year in suburbs, obvoiusly the number goes up if you live in a friggin log cabin and they have it worse off, buts still 6 spiders is nasty

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May 11 2005 8:39PM
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switch_9
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i would live in my camper if that happeded. holy shit i would hate to have that happen.

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May 11 2005 8:41PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
spiders are creepy

May 11 2005 8:45PM
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KeegLove
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spiders suck, we shood just light each and everyone of them on fire

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May 11 2005 8:46PM
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skodeo7
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I fucking hate spiders. The worst shit happened, me and my friend evan were playin B-ball and one of us shot and the ball bounced into the neighbors yard. One of our other friends rolled up and so we got distracted talking to her and forgot about the ball. We went to go back to playing like 15 minutes later and I walk over to get the ball and there is this fucking spider thats legs had a wingspan of about 4 inches...this huuuge hairy black and white motherfucker sitting right on the backside of the basketball. I can't believe I didn't have a heart attack because I was about a second away from picking the damn thing up. We have maaaaad spiders in our barn, fucking shit freaks me out.

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May 11 2005 8:50PM
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Bulky
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i had no problems with spiders until i put my shirt on one day and the biggest spider i have ever seen was in it. ever since that day they are the scariest things ever

May 11 2005 9:04PM
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