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LPT_311
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I live in northern maine, and for the first time in like 10 years we have tons of snow and the skiing at our place is the best its been all year. Our hill, which normally closes the 28th, should stay open for at least another 3 weeks, maybe more. We have more than enough snow. But no, their closing next weekend. What the fuck am i spose to do now damnit

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Mar 18 2005 10:28AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
ski elsewhere

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Mar 18 2005 10:33AM
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(fujative)
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
hike the park (if there is one) or get someone with a sled to tow

05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n
Mar 18 2005 10:34AM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
^we have no park, but we have a jump that we'll probably hike

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Mar 18 2005 10:35AM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
hike you lazy bastard

hi, my name is bill fleming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, romantic bedside novels, and the works of Kenny G
Mar 18 2005 10:35AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
masturbate...


~Crock Ski like you fuck; fast and hard with a stupid grin on your face.
Mar 18 2005 10:43AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
sounds lame.

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
Mar 18 2005 9:39PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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seriously, hike. alta closes every year with like a 100 inch base

We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 18 2005 9:46PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
that sucks dude get a better mountain next time

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Mar 18 2005 9:47PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
thyre closing because there arent enough crowds to make a profit off.It has absolutely nothing to do with snow..Hike some bc your lazy bastard

Mar 18 2005 9:48PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
so is ours. it sucks but just go up when there closed and hike. not alot of riders go when its late in the season so htey close so they dont loose money



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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Mar 18 2005 9:52PM
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vtsPin
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
that sucks ur mountain doesn't even have a park. but yeah hike i guess, i know it sucks but its ur only option for skiing there. but i still say u should make ur own setup and jib some stuff

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Mar 18 2005 11:02PM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
why?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?
is it a land lease issue or something?

you are lucky, we opened a month late and closed a month early : (

Mar 19 2005 12:43AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
my hill closed...and now they are re opening for the weekend i cant wait.

Mar 19 2005 12:48AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
FUCK HIKING! rent a sled, and bring a buddy.

Mar 19 2005 12:50AM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
ride on a friends back.

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Mar 19 2005 1:02AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
better yet, steal a horse.

Mar 19 2005 1:22AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
screw the horse, steal a camel

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Mar 19 2005 1:29AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
we aren't goddamn sand niggers. white people steal horses.

Mar 19 2005 1:30AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i meant llama. llamas will carry your skis for you and they are funny.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Mar 19 2005 2:03AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
sean pistol- that was quite possibly the dumbest thing you have ever said.



'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

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Mar 19 2005 12:28PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
dang it joetheripper, you didn't let him one up himself! forget that then....


- Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.
Mar 19 2005 1:41PM
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J@nne
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
why do you need lifts? you can ski there without lifties as well or just ski elsewhere

Mar 19 2005 1:47PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
yeah its bull shit..... i bet cali will close with like 400 inches..... its soo gay...





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Mar 19 2005 1:48PM
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skibuilder
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
Yeah it sucks but some resorts have to schedule their closing dates beforehand and have to stick to the dates. I remember a couple of years ago Kirkwood got about 18" and they still had to shut down the day afterwards.

At least you guys have snow. The PNW guys would probably kill to be in your situation.

Mar 19 2005 2:04PM
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Jokeri
Posts: 747 - Karma: 14
That sucks a lot

Mar 19 2005 2:19PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
holy fuck man, i laughed for like 20 minutes on that one

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Mar 19 2005 2:40PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
learn to hike. Back country is the shit anyways.

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Mar 19 2005 2:45PM
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J@nne
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
It`s not so hard to hike a little, put some rails to slope so it`s not so hard to hike them.

Mar 19 2005 2:49PM
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BillyGoteMan
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 12
mountains always close early esp out west only b/c they can't make n e money

Mar 19 2005 4:07PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
That comment wasn't as much funny as it was an embarassment..I can't even see that as a joke. Maybe i'm just growing tired of this.

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Mar 19 2005 4:24PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
especially since it probably wasn't 20 minutes or even a laugh, but whatever....


- Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.
Mar 19 2005 4:36PM
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