OK, this has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. This is a part of a homework assignment from my Sociology 268 class:
Part 1. Pretend that you are a brand-new parent. The doctors tell you that your baby is healthy, but that they need to do some tests to identify the baby's sex. What concerns do you have at this point? What are your fears? What will you tell people who ask you about the baby's sex? A week later, the doctors contact you to tell you that the test results are in. The baby is a girl but she has some 'phallic tissue' that is elongated. They say, 'although it looks like a small penis, it's really a clitoris.' Your daughter’s phallic tissue is 1.9 centimeters in length; 1 centimeter larger than the largest limit of the medically acceptable range for infant clitoral size ranges (.2-.9 centimeters). The doctors tell you that it's a correctable problem and ask you to sign papers authorizing surgery to reduce the size of the clitoris to a medically acceptable size. What do you do? Due Monday, October 7, 2002, by 5 p.m.
What the fuck?
''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''