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SALVIA STORYS!

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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
any one got sum good ones.
i have a few.

after taking 3 large bong rips of 80 x and weed i look at my friends and say " im gunna start swingin at mad heads if sumone dosnt give me my waterbottle. actually im looking in your hands and neither of you have it.. actually i never had a waterbottle in the first place."

my friend nicky was telling me about how right after he smoke dsum salvia his mom walked in and all he got out of what she said was "fix a monkey." but he had no idea she was talking about a broken moneky scultpure that she wanted him to fix and he was left thourghly confused.
Apr 4 2007 7:29PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
Bump
Apr 4 2007 9:13PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
bahaha i want to try it so bad
Apr 4 2007 9:16PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
i want to...kinda...but im too much of a pussy. 
its sold all over where I live, in stores and shit, but it seems a wee bit intense
Apr 4 2007 9:30PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
I've tried it countless amounts of times with only one actual worthwhile experience. It felt like the onset of a mushroom trip, which brought about feelings of claustrophobia and paranoia. After a minute or so, it pretty much went away, and that was the end.
Apr 4 2007 10:13PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
lame.
Apr 4 2007 10:14PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
80x


im pretty sure they dont make that

I did 20x standardized and drooled and laughed and cried and was swaying back on forth like i was on some kind of track, i look at my friend and he loked like bart simpson

later that day, i walked aound and went outisde and everything looked 2 d paper mario style it was nuts
Apr 4 2007 10:18PM
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Hazard
Posts: 286 - Karma: 18
hahah omg I wanted to make a thread like this! My friend thought velocia raptors were attacking him. One time after I smoked my friend put me on a spinny office chair, and spun me around. I thought I was a big water droplet shooting out of a squirt gun. Shit is so fun!
Apr 4 2007 10:21PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
the monkey thing happens to me some times when I'm high. I catch a snippet of someone talking to me, and i think they have said the most outlandish shit ever.
Apr 4 2007 10:23PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
My art teacher told me about his experience with it...He said it was crazy...somethin about him laying in his art studio at school on the ground but he thought he was walking around the city...?? i dunno ill get details tom when i see him
Apr 4 2007 10:44PM
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OAK_TREE
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i had a horrible time the other day with salvia. me and my friend were in my car in an alley by a friends house and it was about 10:30 at night. As soon as I hit it I felt like my mind and body were going 100 times faster. I got out of my car and everything slowed down and looked real sketch. then as soon as I started walking I felt like I fell flat on the ground and was rolling to the door. and every roll i did i counted. when i got to the door i proped back up and walked into a room where people were playing circle of death. and they were counting numbers from the same spot i left off. then i ran to the kitchen and then back to that room about 20 times and then it was over. I think it was all do to the being outside in a car in an alley thing that made the experience bad.
Apr 5 2007 2:36PM
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stevethepirate.
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
ahteheheheheh sounds scary
Apr 5 2007 2:47PM
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A_T_K
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i took a couple of bub rips of some fodee x in the middle of a huge grass feild and the dude who passed it to me said "it like a circle" and right when he began saying that everything slowed down to slo mo and my vision got all fisheyed and the feild looked like one huge orb and then i thought i was a rainbow colored lego man stacking rainbow lego blocks outside my house. there was a lot of other shit that happened super quick so i dont really recall it too well. but the overall trip was way more intense than any mushroom trip ive ever had. ive smoked it a few times since and i dont really enjoy it, id rather munch on some choice cubensis.
Apr 5 2007 3:32PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
thats dope.
Apr 10 2007 5:17PM
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skiierman
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Haha you kids are so gay. Let's share stories ya! STORY TIME!!! WHO BROUGHT THE TUB-O-WEAR!!! Just kidding.
Apr 10 2007 5:53PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
its way too intense, shit fucks you up worse than acid. The second time I did it reality became like a thick sheet that you could tear away, like literally reat with your hands and you could see what was behind it (sort of a black void with these really far away stars) and thinking about layers made me think about skin as I tried to get up and fell to the floor and BAM I was a giant yellow lizard crawling around. Like actually a lizard, I had thick scaly lizard skin.

My friend visited some intergalactice way point or something, and had a one-on-one with a crucifx (he's catholic). Salvia is all about the association of ideas what you think about as you take the hit is more or less what you will trip on.
Apr 10 2007 6:01PM
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petek
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I've done salvia before, but it never really had an effect on me. I've seen people burst out laughing before my eyes, i'd hit the pipe and nothing would happen.
That was all about to change. I was in this coke dealer's place, a person i've never met before. He offered me some salvia while he gave my friend a few free lines for his birthday. My friend came back just as I was about to take a hit. He said "whatever you do, don't exhale." I must have held it in for a minute or so when i had the sudden urge to get up. My limbs, and every other extremity felt like different entities. My skin felt like it was made of bark, or something hard and I could move inside my skin. I remember saying something like "i feel like christmas." To this day I don't know what that meant. The next few minutes had me just sitting down and standing up again, trying to get back into my skin. It was an interesting experience to say the least.

Moral of the story, some salvia is better than others. Even the 10X and 20X shit. The stuff I had came from a little glass bottle.
Apr 10 2007 6:41PM
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Gin_Blossom
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
i did it the other day, i got this purple sticky 5x shit. We got a water bong, it made us laugh madddd hard and then it started feeeling bad, like we all felt all nasty like our clothes were stretched out. Grimey after affects
Apr 10 2007 6:46PM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
I smoked some 20x for my first time right after I ate some acid and I felt like gnomes were trying to pull my body apart.  then I watched the "snap your fingers" video on repeat for 2 hours.  GoodTimes
Apr 10 2007 6:47PM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
its really really expensive.  its like...50 for a hit.  hahah.  good thing tho is its legal.
Apr 10 2007 6:55PM
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salomonskiblader
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one time i got some saliva stuck in my throat and no matter how much water i drank i couldnt get it out.
Apr 10 2007 6:56PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
my friend did it and he said everyone around him turned into giant talking tomatoes. and he said could taste sound and hear color....

i wanna try it so bad. i hear it only last like 20 mins at the most
Apr 10 2007 7:25PM
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k-otix_skier
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
one time me and a friend thought we were on a sitcom. another time i was chillin with the talking plants in my backyard. i was making jokes and having a good time with a few bushes but for only 20 min and it cost me $45 for a gram... its worth trying but its too expensive... after u try it just take acid instead cause its better, lasts longer and is cheaper
Apr 10 2007 7:31PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
salvia sucks, its a dirty high...end of story
Apr 10 2007 7:42PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
ya ive herd about it me and some friends are planning on putting some money together and buy 10 grams.ive herd its pretty good and the best part its legal..cha
Apr 10 2007 7:47PM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
how bad does it fuck you up...like in health terms
Apr 10 2007 8:09PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
yes indeed. the #x doesnt have too much to do with it. its all the company. was the glass bottle drak brown?


anyway heres a few of mine:

The first time I did it, the whole world turned into yarn (think hitchikers guide to the galexy). Then it started weaving itself together in a spinny circle. the whole time, I was laughing harder then I had ever laughed and I had thought I had pissed myself but I didnt just becuase salvia makes you feel weird. I couldnt stop tilting my head back and forth either. Then my coutch crasher walked in and he didnt know I was on salvia. He started talking about something all fast and loud and all I could say was "NO! NO! JUST SHUT UP, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY!!!" After sobering up I appologized.

The second time I did it, there was an assembly line with a convayer belt in my friends kitchen. I dont know what was being made. Part of the room jsut all the sudden dropped off into an abyss like a cliff too. Then everything was made out of legos/bricks. I felt like I peed myself again but I didnt.

The thrid time I did it, I cant really describe anything that was going on at all, but I didnt black out.

[b]storys of my friends while they were on it:[/b]

My friends girlfirend did it and she was completly out of her mind literally. She keept grabbing the bong (after sobering up she said simply to confirm it was there). then she foregot who any of us where. She said she wasnt able to reconise humans it was jsut as if we were all different spirits floating around.

My friend did it and immidatly crawled over the the cupboard under the sink. He couldnt get up and kept saying "stop. no, enough!" Apparently he was a creature that lived under the sink but eventually he cought on the the fact that he did salvia. The significance in this is that this kid will do just about any hallocinogen in large quantities and more then one type at once! But after salvia he said he would never do salvia again; yea its powerfull shit!!!

My other friend did it and said he thought he was waiting in line for a circus...in my living room.

my other friend did it and for no reason at all went outside and rolled around in the dead yello grass.

yea, its fun shit. you can only do so much of it after you get sick of it for a while though.
Apr 10 2007 8:18PM
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604.
Posts: 134 - Karma: 15
If you have 20x or even 10x how much would you want to smoke? Or is it more you just pass around the bong and you will feel it and stop?
Apr 10 2007 9:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
We generally would load the pipe for one hit, and then pass it to the next person. It burns really fast, and the amount you can fit in a pipe is considerably more expensive compared to pot.
Apr 10 2007 9:40PM
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fizzlefry
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salvia sucks compaired to shrooms, do them instead.
Apr 10 2007 9:49PM
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fizzlefry
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word dude
Apr 10 2007 9:51PM
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fizzlefry
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meet yourself

Apr 10 2007 9:52PM
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freestyle_kyle
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when i did it, we had a lil bit of 20x and mixed it with weed, like 20%weed, 80% salvia. we rolled a joint big enough for like 4 hits, so it was tiny.

it hit me so fast, by the time my buddy took a hit and passed it back to me, i was fucked. everything was 2-d, with grids on it. and then the grid started sqeezing me at the waist. we walked and the grid would turn and throw me off balance. giant blue arrows led us to mcDonald's, where he turned into a walrus. i humped a tree on the way home while listening to pink floyd cuz i thought it was a peacock. and i woke up with double cheeseburger all over my face. lol it was awesome
Apr 10 2007 9:55PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
hahahah omg, this is the most fucked up shit ive ever heard. i would try but i would be wayyyy to sketched i think
Apr 10 2007 10:06PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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I did it when i was going to school down in florida. I took a few rips out of a zong. Held it till i choked. After i exhaled the last rip I was transported to some dark cave/prision.
I didn't know who was keeping me prisoner, but I was scared as all fuck. I felt like i was on my side laying down and couldn't get up. I mean I literally felt i was not in a warm safe apartment, and everyone else had disappeared.
A few minutes i come back to, and i get some visuals and i am back on the couch, and everyone is laughing their ass off at me. We were filming eachother's experiences, and when I watched mine, I was just sitting on the couch laughing out of control with my head straight back looking at the celling.
Once i realized where i was told everyone to stop laughing at me, and I left. Didn't like it.
Apr 10 2007 10:08PM
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604.
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Alright thanks man.
Apr 10 2007 10:25PM
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3ski6guy0
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i hated it. it was scary as hell
Apr 10 2007 10:28PM
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jarossamdb7
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dont smoke it out of a pipe!!!!?! are you insain, thats like throwning money awAY!


BONG OR NOTHING WITH SALIVA, TRUST ME!
Apr 11 2007 4:36AM
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StealthSteez
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i did it and thought I was in mario land. that pretty much sums it up.

I don't understand how its 100% legal.
Apr 11 2007 7:24AM
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back_woods
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oh and a word about where you do it: salvies sort of an extreme case of the way that hallucogens tend to colour your trip based on the frame of mind you're in when you start out but with saliva I find its most about surroundings. I really want to try it outside on a nice day with no-one around, I think that would be the best. but if you're doing it inside make sure that theres not many people around, that theres no-one around whos not doing it, and that you won't break anything when you try to walk somewhere and fall over the coffee table.
Apr 11 2007 9:25AM
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petek
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It's legal because legality is a form of bureaucracy, and the people in charge of the government are morons when it comes to this.
For example, in several of my psych textbooks, it has experts rankings and scores on what is the most addictive substance. Guess what was #1 compared to e, coke, dirt, all the different types of crystal meth, etc?

Nicotine.
Apr 11 2007 10:11AM
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petek
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I don't see what the difference is besides that bongs use water filtration that probably will make you get less high because you are smoking less of it.
Apr 11 2007 10:12AM
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jarossamdb7
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umm well, I dont know about you, but haven't you noticed how you can take monster rips off a bong but nott a pipe? you get much more smoke. thats the whole idea of a bong, asside from the water filtration of which you do not get less of the stuff that gets you high.


you can get high withought any smoke at all, its called a vaporizer. dont use salvia in one of those though, it doesnt work. again, use a bong with salvia!
Apr 11 2007 10:27AM
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petek
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Sorry man, but what you are saying doesnt make any sense. The only thing I can think of, as to why you believe you are getting bigger hits, is because it is not as harsh and you don't cough as much when hitting a bong.
You really aren't making any sense. IF you remove the water from a bong, it becomes just a pipe. So unless water does something absolutely magical, like disobeying the laws of chemistry and physics or obeying them, and somehow having water alter its chemical structure to make more salvia smoke, then you may have something.

There is something called "the law of conservation of mass and energy" which stipulates that nothing can't come from something and something can't come from nothing, there must always be the same amount of matter and energy in a system as before (matter and energy are interchangable).
Now, if you load a pipe for one hit, and you load a bong (which uses the same principles as a pipe, but adds a filtration element) it will be the same amount. No, when you smoke it, and take the full hit, assuming it lights the same, and you inhale the same way (but you actually inhale faster on a clean pipe than a bong because there is no resistance), then there is no reason to believe that a different amount of smoke will be created. Since water acts as a filtering agent, meaning less things come out of water than go in, wait for it, you will take LESS of a hit in a Bong than a pipe.

Shotgun holes are ALSO on pipes (good ones anyways) and that might be the semi-half-witted comment you are trying to make.
Apr 11 2007 3:46PM
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petek
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even with the shotgun hole, it only controls how fast it enters your lungs.
Apr 11 2007 3:51PM
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Frza
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Don't forget that you can stack the smoke in the bong chambers and then shove it down your lungs, with a pipe you can only stack so much of it and hold it in your lungs at the same time. With a bong it overpowers and takes you to the next limit of how big of a rip you can take by pushing it in you instead of you giving up with a pipe because the smoke is causing the pain in the lungs. What you said is definetly true in terms of physics but don't forget about reality issues.
Apr 11 2007 4:02PM
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chickenwang
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damn dude that sucks we get it for like 10-15 a gram
Apr 11 2007 4:04PM
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petek
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if you're doing one hit at a time, that wouldn't make a difference. The only difference would then be how fast you inhale all the smoke. Considering the differences are in seconds, it is negligable. I used to have a bong, but it always leaked so I just used it as a pipe instead.
Apr 11 2007 5:23PM
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jarossamdb7
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why are some pipes (the ones with carbs) hollow? why are some bongs bigger then others? Its the space inside them that determins how big of a hit you get out of them. now, maybe there is a bong that has less space inside it then some pipes, but generally speeking, bongs have more room for smoke inside them. Thats why you get a bigger hit. One hit off a bong with no water in it would be much more harsh then a hit off of a pipe. Thats because your getting more smoke out of the bong. Im sorry, but your simply wrong. Its all about the chamber size. Dont you know many stoners? ask them. use all the fancy jargon you want, the fact is you get more smoke (and yes, your bowl gets burnt out quicker) with a bong then a pipe.

Ask at any headshop, they will tell you to smoke salvia out of a "wwater pipe" (because they cant say bong) because that is the only thing that will give you enough smoke for it to effect you. your body matabolizes salvia at a high rate. that means you need to take bigger hits of it then a pipe can provide you. The reason a vape is no good for salvia is because it doesnt burn salvia at the right temp.
Apr 11 2007 5:51PM
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Apr 13 2007 4:55PM
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