Scorpion. Verb: To scorpion.

published May 7th - 196 views

A low speed backflip on skis, whereby the skier almost completes a full rotation but finds himself fucked at the very last minute.
This occurs when both noses of the skis jam into the snow like the first time you try to fit your knob into the first girl with self esteem low enough to have underage sex with you.
Resulting in: a spectacular faceplant with forward momentum causing the rest of the body to keep moving and the weight of ski boots causing feet and legs to go over the head of the *athlete causing the "scorpion" likeness.
Which is both hilarious, embarrassing and a staple of the park skiers darkest nightmares.

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