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WELL FUCK THIS EVENING

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I wake up in my bed, look to the left of me and see a pool of dried blood on my sheets. Weird. Must've gotten a bloody nose I thought to myself and then I look in the Mirror and see this.....

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and found my bike in my living room like this

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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy. I cant open my left eyelid. STILL, even as I type this. Some of my friends are saying i hit a car, some are saying I got jumped, and I can't fucking tell what really happened.



Regardless, I digress. I'm going to the clinic to get checked out by a doc soon but this got me thinking. What's your craziest drunk party night NS? good or bad, either way, shit happens, and it usually makes for one hell of a story. Lets hear em

P.S. dont really care if this is repost, these events just unfolded on me and im interested haha
13 years ago
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JeremyClarkson
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At least you didint get behind the wheel.....
13 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
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good job mang
13 years ago
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Cat_Steezens
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well it appears to me that you may have crashed on your bike and seriously hurt your face.
13 years ago
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Jane6
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heres a song to cheer you up lol :)


13 years ago
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PJS.
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5:1 is not a good ratio, One Direction.
13 years ago
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HWW
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Car accident seems more likely when I look at your bike.






for lols
13 years ago
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Jane6
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sounds like a party to me.
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Spinoza
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d'fuck is this shit
13 years ago
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coolflash8
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13 years ago
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PJS.
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as long as there's no eye contact
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1337
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why would you not go to the clinic before posting on ns

dont fuck around with a head/eye/face injury
13 years ago
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accualyisdolan
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Nice
13 years ago
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CrotchKiller
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yolo
13 years ago
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edai
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any real man knows that your bitch if you get it fixed before telling people about it
13 years ago
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1337
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Who my bitch?
13 years ago
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onearmwanderer
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Don't want to parent ya but looks like you weren't wearin a helmet bud. Hope no permanent damage.
13 years ago
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PJS.
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because you can definitely just "fix" brain injuries
13 years ago
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Willgum
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I read the title as " We'll fuck this evening" and i got excited and aroused
13 years ago
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DADDYlongLEGS
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Looks like he got in front of the wheel hahaha
13 years ago
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line686
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Pigeon.
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i got smashed at my aunts house, which is on a lake. so while heavily intoxicated, i wanted to go put my feet in the water. i brought 4 beers with my, double fisting, with two in my pockets down steps. on the docks, i finished my beers and casually drank my other 2. then i started puking a shitload into the water and went back up the stairs into the house started to get undressed. i managed to get my shirt off and blacked out. woke up in the morning wearing nothing but 2 pairs of underwear, which were soaked. i though i pissed my self, but then noticed my skin had water on it, and my hair was wet. no idea what happened but im pretty sure i had a hazy memory of walking back down the stairs to the lake and falling in. not sure if it was a good night or a bad night but a good story.
13 years ago
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edai
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you know what i meant dont bust my balls
13 years ago
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Backyard.Skier
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gnarly man
13 years ago
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accualyisdolan
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You know you can get a bwi crazy
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timmi
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Dude as many times as I have woken up and not been sure what I did, I have never looked like that. You are awesome at partying.
13 years ago
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geteducated
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got your halloween costume here for ya.

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13 years ago
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SpaghettiWizard
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holy fucking shit.


awesome

13 years ago
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CrotchKiller
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LJ looks hardcore in that picture
13 years ago
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128368798788
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Checked into the hospital, frontal sinus is cracked and have 2 small fractures above the eye brow

optic nerve is swollen, not damaged and im blind in the left eye currently. Dr's don't know if its permanent or temporary, so only time will tell

Currently, Im in University Hospital at the U and will be checked in for another 2-3 days

they're giving me high dose steroids and anti-inflammatory drugs

1) thanks for all the support (?)

2) wear a helmet and travel in crews kids. went solo last night and now look at me

3) only one person has responded with a crazy drunk story. WTF

I nearly kill myself to start this thread and no-one has anything?

come on...... but thanks for the support!!! hahahaha
13 years ago
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crab_pretzel
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jesus fucking christ. get well man, i hope you pull thru all right.

and seriously? asking what our craziest drunk story is? id tell you if i knew but honestly i never stay in one place on nights like that and its nearly impossible to piece it together later because id have to track down so many different people.
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tgm
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535
13 years ago
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timmi
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hehe you can't use the internet


(put that link in between these tags [IMG] [/IMG] )

13 years ago
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freestyler540
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HOLY DUDE MAN!

How can you not remember that? I hope your injuries arent permanent

13 years ago
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B.Aussie
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haha shit that sounds like a hectic night. Hope you regain your sight!
13 years ago
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Toasty.
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I drank a bottle of vodka in about an hour, blacked out in front of an MP, hit my head on the concrete, had to get my stomached pumped. and woke in a hospital strapped down to the bed. All in germany. Theres my story.
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Officially lost all eye sight in the left eye. The optic nerve has swelled up and doctors say it probably won't be coming back. Shit sucks. Just wanted to say thanks for all the support and hopefully skiing is not effected too badly in the long run. Its been a hard week to say the least but shits fine.

Let this be a lesson to all, if you're getting blackout, its probably best just to suffer the consequences of staying where you are.

Dont fuck up like I did
13 years ago
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MFM
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Holy shit, that fucking sucks! sorry for your bad luck but i guess you can say goodbye to depth perception.
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Puns
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wow. I hope you feel better and it doesn't bring you down too much. Good luck, vibes
13 years ago
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Damn. Are you going to wear an eye-patch? Please wear an eye-patch.
13 years ago
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128368798788
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On the plus side i'm now a case study and in two different medical journals for optic nerve trauma.

#famous
13 years ago
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Bar_Down
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Fuck, that sucks man. Vibes.
13 years ago
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Puns
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haha sick! watch out, soon you'll be on ellen
13 years ago
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Alexander_Keith
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Eye am in shock
13 years ago
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2_fadez
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fuck. thats crazy. vibes bro. hope for the best
13 years ago
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manutdsaol
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Jeez man that sucks. My friend ended up with no sight in one I and they gave him a fake one, if you look at his face for 5-10 seconds you can tell it's fake, don't know if you'll need one though. He is doing completely find with only one eye, he even races mx. Don't worry man, you'll pull through.
13 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
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That's the attitude man!

Sorry to hear it though that is really shitty keep your chin up.
13 years ago
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spliff.Life
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lol punny!




Ive had some nights like that, not to that extent (KOW)
the worst is waking up at home and realizing your car is also at home
or once i woke up with the full double knee, double elbow, and back roadrash and a scraped up longboard
13 years ago
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bakedpow
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i loled.

immediately after that i was like that thing is gone for gooood.
13 years ago
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rzarector
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haha wow that's a real bummer man, but now you have a pretty cool story to tell people about how you lost one eye.

best wishes
13 years ago
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Malcolm
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If your apartment has stairs then I know exactly what happened
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