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Police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face

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.ALOC.
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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face?lite

What the fuck?


13 years ago
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Anathema
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what the fuck is right.

why wouldn't he chew on his ass. so much more meat on an ass than there is a face..
13 years ago
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hot.pocket
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Seriously the first thing that popped into my head.
13 years ago
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roor
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Got to love pcp
13 years ago
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Dr.Gnar
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Fuck! The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!
13 years ago
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ShredMasterPlus
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What the flying fuck. I don't know why he couldn't have tasered him or something first though. thats disgusting either way

13 years ago
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Mr.LemonPie
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Because he was killing someone else. What if the taser didn't do the job, and in that extra 30 seconds was the difference between life and death for the victim?

I am almost always against cop shootings when the other person is unarmed, but this is one of the exceptions.
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Nurgle
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He was chewing off someones face... I would not even chance using a taser the fucker.
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ShredMasterPlus
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Yea thats true. Kind of sketchy to shoot someone on top of someone else though must have had his body off to the side or something

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miroz
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We're ignoring the fact that he was also naked during all this. Like also wtf.
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theBearJew
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Yes of course. Because he was chewing another humans face...

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SeanTom
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annnnnnd it's over. Just that one dude, sry
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GayWolf420
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Fuck the police!
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sherwood4099
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It's UrbaN BeAch WeEkend in Miami again homie! There's tons of violence every year at and around this event. Good shot in my opinion he was eating someone's face. Guy is lucky that cop acted decisively hope he survives.
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pbandj
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PCP is a hell of a drug.
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sherwood4099
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Good shoot*
13 years ago
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Davy.Crockett
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this
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Joonas
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thats why they have tazers.. Wouldnt suprise me if the officer didnt even get investigated for the murder.
13 years ago
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JDA
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Why the need to shoot when the 2 people were so close together? Could have easily ricocheted into the other guy!
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Poems
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Im so confused. How did the naked dude end up in front of a parking garage if he was shot six times?
And also
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Casper.
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lol
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soulskier
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how does one eat another's face? if he was killing the guy though, deadly force gets deadly force
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GrabsForFun
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Charlie_Kelly
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Zombies. Im praying he is patient zero. I've been waiting for a zombie apocalypse for soooo long.
13 years ago
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.Hugo.
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I woulda bit that fucker and seen how he liked it. Give him a taste of his own medicene
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Chief.Queef
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I'm guessing he quite likes the taste of hi
13 years ago
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Chief.Queef
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I'm guessing he quite likes the taste of his own medicine
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CliffyByro
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what. the. fuck.

seriously.

what.

major props to the cop, this is a prime example of when it's okay for a cop to use deadly force IMO
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Craze
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This is just the beginning, the dude that got bit is about to turn into a zombie in the hospital and fuck shit up. All i gota say is im glad the zombie Apocalypse is starting down south gives me time to prepare.  
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Spinoza
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lol same here. If I have to go I want everyone on earth comin with me. The problem is having family to worry about, if I'm in the apocalypse (zombie or w.e) I want to just have myself to worry about
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sherwood4099
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Because its not murder in anyway...
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maynaiseman
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I just feel bad for the dude that got his face gnawed off. Having to tell every person he meets for the rest of his life that his face is deformed because a naked man ate it.
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lands11
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Fuck that, this is when it is 100% OK for a cop to shoot. Fuck tazers, fuck pepper spray, fuck a baton. The man is eating someone else's face on a highway........naked. If you are that far gone, then fuck you. There is no "ethical argument" around this, the man was eating off another mans face, EATING HIS FUCKING FACE, humans don't do shit like that. Not to mention after being shot once the man continued to eat the other dudes face WTF!!!!!!!!! Shit if you told me a civilian shot the man I wouldn't give a fuck. I honestly can't even believe there are people in this world that don't think this man should have been shot, anyone who does is a god damn idiot. Imagine you're the guy who's face is being eaten by a naked guy, I'm sure who would want the man dead.


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shocker611
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youre gonna be fucked in the zombiepocalypse when you try to taze em all
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PopsicleStand
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as far as context for this shooting, it should be noted that the other man had "critical injuries" and is "fighting for his life" at the hospital, and it seems they were fighting before the naked guy even started chewing. I think the cop probably saw that the victim was in danger for his life, which is probably why the attacker got shot.
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ReelTeamSix
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hahahaha
13 years ago
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JzD.
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Ready your weapons!
13 years ago
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ReelTeamSix
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http://www.mapofthedead.com/map/
this will hopefully be a useful resource when you guys need to make a plan for survival
13 years ago
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theBearJew
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the tazer would have then tazed the dude who had his face chewed off. I dont think the man being eaten would have appreciated that. I am sure he is happy they just fucking killed the guy.

And Fuck. I live in Orlando. I will see this soon. Gotta start my zombie preparations..
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J_Christoph
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atleast im gonna have a while to prepare myself
13 years ago
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*spike*
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this is so fucked up!
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Mtougas
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I was hoping for more information as to any reason why the man started eating his face. Also to the mental condtion of the victim. Hopefully there is continued investigation as to why. Very curious.
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Dr.Gnar
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Cops have the right to use deadly force (the GUN) in the event that someone's life is being endangered, do they not? If they tazed the guy, his jaw might lock up on the victim's face, or also electrocute the victim, possibly causing him to bleed out faster.
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pbandj
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i can almost with 100% certainty say the the guy who was naked was on angel dust (pcp). look up the typical behavior of people on it and you'll see why... cops have put 12 rounds into people on that stuff and they've kept coming at the cops. scary shit..


and the mental condition of the victim has to do with what exactly?
13 years ago
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Mtougas
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See if there zombiefied I guess? haha

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akarlsen
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when everyone has lost their jobs and stuff and everything is going to hell, i am going to get a hous at my local ski hill so i can shoot zombies while i ski and when i sit in the ski lift.
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PopsicleStand
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as far as my personal experiences go (and they seem to run about middle of the line around my area) bath salts are much worse than PCP. More aggressive, more energy, more delirium, more everything.
13 years ago
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AWALLRUS.
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really fucked up if you ask me.

i'd shoot that fucker too.
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Lucas
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Also to people saying he shoul have been tazed. Do you really believe someone who almost ate another mans face deserves to live? Fuck that people like that need to die.
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pbandj
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Bath salts definitely crossed my mind, but as I haven't read much about them aside from what come up in NSG (which I take with a grain of salt), I can't really comment on them.
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PopsicleStand
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Understood. We obviously both agree the attacker was not in his right state of mind haha.
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