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I think Chris (Technopotamus) must be busy

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PopsicleStand
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Cause I havent seen him post today. He must be adding peoples' piggy banks up for them or something.

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Oct 26 2011 2:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
its discopotamus to you, sir
Oct 26 2011 2:49PM
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PON3
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Oct 26 2011 2:51PM
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TOK
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I like this.
Oct 26 2011 2:52PM
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PopsicleStand
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always technopotamus in my heart
Oct 26 2011 2:52PM
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soulskier
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i hear him and the Rhymenocerous are working on a new track

Oct 26 2011 2:52PM
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seward
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i heard he is just out for a job and will be back on later.

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Oct 26 2011 2:57PM
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seward
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jog

fuck

Oct 26 2011 2:58PM
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Mr.Huck
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I heard he has been working on his new music video.

Oct 26 2011 2:59PM
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TheHamburglar
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he's just gettin some gas

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Oct 26 2011 2:59PM
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.Hugo.
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I heard he found a new lady friend
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Oct 26 2011 3:04PM
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seward
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LOLZZZ!

that pic is so much better.
you win
Oct 26 2011 3:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
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OMG first name basis, hi Adam!

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Oct 26 2011 3:13PM
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PopsicleStand
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oh man, that hurt. haha
Oct 26 2011 3:16PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I heard he's at home and doesn't want to be bothered.

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Oct 26 2011 3:38PM
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Mr.Huck
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I heard he's contemplating a lifestyle change.

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Oct 26 2011 4:00PM
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PopsicleStand
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I heard he was stuck in traffic

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Oct 26 2011 4:05PM
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Randy_Quench
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I heard Theron ate him...

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Oct 26 2011 4:05PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i hear he's sleeping
Oct 26 2011 4:08PM
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yuck
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lololol that was actually hilarious
Oct 26 2011 4:08PM
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feihlination
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i hear he is singing

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Oct 26 2011 4:12PM
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soulskier
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i heard he's joining the choir Click for larger image
Oct 26 2011 4:12PM
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feihlination
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no wait, i hear he is too busy clapping his fat belly right now:
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Oct 26 2011 4:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I heard the monkeys were teasing him again

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Oct 26 2011 4:23PM
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Mr.Huck
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Nah. Monkey was just trying to hitch a ride.

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Oct 26 2011 4:28PM
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feihlination
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maybe he is just... in the splatter zone? looks like there is no computer in the splatter zone
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Oct 26 2011 4:28PM
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feihlination
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unnecessary. way to ruin an extremely well-designed thread with above-average funnyness in subsequent responses.
Oct 26 2011 4:31PM
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.Blake.
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I heard somebody just called him to tell him about this thread and to let him know he is missed.

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Oct 26 2011 4:38PM
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feihlination
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i forgot:

inb4 technopotamus/chris/discopotams/iammadopotamus or whatever
Oct 26 2011 4:43PM
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.Blake.
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He told me he's out stalking little girls

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Oct 26 2011 4:43PM
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PopsicleStand
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I heard he was taking dancing lessons

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Oct 26 2011 4:47PM
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.Blake.
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I heard his body is going through changes and he is not happy about it

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Oct 26 2011 4:56PM
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stickski
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lol, love this thread
Oct 26 2011 5:03PM
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corona
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I heard he got a girlfriend

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Oct 26 2011 5:07PM
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PopsicleStand
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I heard he had been working out and just finished up with a protein shake

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Oct 26 2011 5:09PM
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Blurst
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I heard that he had a kid
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Oct 26 2011 5:09PM
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feihlination
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lolz
Oct 26 2011 5:11PM
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Asterisk
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I hear he's gettin down at the disco

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Oct 26 2011 5:12PM
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Blurst
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btw this is the best thread i may have ever seen on ns
Oct 26 2011 5:13PM
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Randy_Quench
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with uncooked ramen noodles?
Oct 26 2011 5:14PM
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GayWolf420
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I would never even contemplate eating his holyness that is the technopotamus.
Oct 26 2011 5:14PM
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Asterisk
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Yeah.. doesn't everyone?
Oct 26 2011 5:16PM
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yeahno
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HAHAHHAHAH this thread is gold
Oct 26 2011 5:16PM
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corona
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I heard he got a sex change

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Oct 26 2011 5:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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jk, i love the shit out of you guys. now then...


OH HEY GUYZ

This thread rocks my fuckin hippo sockies off. My brosef Von Dudenstein blake (Blake.B omg he's on NS too!) texted me and told me i needed to stop huffing dust off and fighting dragons in my back yard and come check out this thread, so i did.


Let me show you, by way of picture, my reaction to reading the various hilarious posts:

I laughed
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i cried
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i came
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i came again, god you guys are good.
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anyway i was at the doctor's because i have poison ivy because i'm a big pussy and wanted to make sure it wasn't TEH AIDZ or something else. just poison ivy. just a pussy. then i was at the gym working out, but now I am here and very thankful to see adam's awesome thread
Oct 26 2011 5:20PM
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.frenchy
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I actually heard he was having a baby?

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Oct 26 2011 5:20PM
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Bubba-Snax
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if hes studying philosophy should we call him a platopotamus?

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Oct 26 2011 5:20PM
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.spaghetticat.
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inb4 name change
Oct 26 2011 5:23PM
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Blurst
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that ones already covered.
Oct 26 2011 5:24PM
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PopsicleStand
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fuck, my picture would have been so fucking awesome

http://www.flickr.com/photos/67307569@N00/2368770111/
Oct 26 2011 5:25PM
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