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moarplease
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I am in agonizing pain right now guys and I need some advice. Kind of embarrassing but here we go.. I am suppose to be meeting this girl tonight at a party and I'm 90% sure she wants to hook up.  Due to my foreshadowing of said event I decided it would be a good idea to trim my pubes.  At first I was just going to take a razor to it but ultimately decided it would be more efficient to trim with some scissors first to make it easier with the razor.  So i broke out a nice pair of scissors and started to go at it over the toilet. I was pulling my hair tight with my other hand in order to increase the amount of hair being snipped off with each slice.  I have done this before with no problem so I thought I had it down and was being pretty lax about the whole situation. I was getting the hair near my shaft when suddenly I was hit with a sharp pain.  I didnt notice that I had pulled up some skin next to my shaft.. I took a nice chunk of skin right off and blood instantly started to pour out.  I couldnt tell you the last time i shed a tear until now.. It hurt like a bitch. At first I put pressure on it with a facecloth but that did not help. Right now I have an ace bandage wrapped around said area but I can see blood seeping through at the moment.  I'm not sure whether or not to inform my parents because based on my observations this injury could need stitches. I wasn't using dull scissors boys and girls, I was using some pretty heavy duty CutCo ones. They cut through my skin like a knife in butter. Right now it hurts to walk and I am soon going to text the girl telling her I have to bail for some other stupid reason.  So how should I handle this situation? Tell the parents or wait it out and  hope it closes up itself?

Sparknotes: I wasn't paying attention while trimming my pubes and I took off a nice chunk of skin near my shaft. Yes, I feel like an idiot.
Aug 23 2011 10:33AM
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VT_FLO
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you might need stitches on your dick, no joke.
Aug 23 2011 12:53PM
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-Mugatu
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Shitty situation dude. How I normally base my visiting of doctors in leu of an injury, is if you immediately get that "oh fuck, this is bad" feeling where you ultimately know you need to act on it. If you did not get that feeling then you should be good.

I el oh el'd because at the side advertisement while reading this thread it had a hair growth ad.
Aug 23 2011 12:54PM
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Sitch.
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holy shit that must suck can imagine whats gonna happen when you get that morning wood
Aug 23 2011 2:03PM
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rankstank
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Ha mine was a "hair removal pubes" ad
Aug 23 2011 2:03PM
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marsh.
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evan, are you aware its naptime?
Aug 23 2011 2:06PM
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Big.L
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Hahah man that's some situation, but you should just tell her, say you wanted to look good for her and then whip it out and be like the guy in 40 year old virgin with the patches of skin all over his chest, but in this case it's on your pubes, who knows maybe she's a freak and thinks thats sexy an will still wanna shlob on the knob, I'd say go for it
Aug 23 2011 2:26PM
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pmw
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what shitty advice
you should probably stick your head in a toaster
Aug 23 2011 2:40PM
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marsh.
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yah this
Aug 23 2011 3:00PM
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rareison
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Shitty deal man. Just listen to everyone's advice.
Aug 23 2011 3:31PM
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Huck_Norris
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moarplease:  Inventor of the at-home circumcision kit.  Just add water, scissors and inattention! 

Aug 23 2011 3:35PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha

but anyway OP that blows but just be safe--if you are unsure whether you need to see a doctor, go see one. dont wanna roll the dice with your dick. tell us how it goes!
Aug 23 2011 3:38PM
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HamFaceGirl
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hahahahahahahahahaha wait your 13? Damn kids and their sex these days...
Aug 23 2011 3:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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lol, summer NS just got a whole lot better ! :)

but serious now, all you need is a bottle of wodka and a thread+needle

step 1 disinfect cut+needle with wodka
step 2 drink the wodka
step 3 stitch the wound
step 4 .....
step 5 profit ?
Aug 23 2011 3:41PM
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charmander
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we cut my dogs ear pretty bad when trimming her fur, and she needed stitches. sounds like you do too bro!
Aug 23 2011 3:49PM
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moarplease
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thanks for the advice guys. I actually told my parents and they insisted on going to the doctors. I got it all stitched up and its pretty sore but Ill be good in a week.
Aug 23 2011 7:58PM
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moarplease
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well im not 15 years old, i've been fucking bitches for awhile now so they didn't care at all obviously.
Aug 23 2011 8:03PM
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AWALLRUS.
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HAHAHA I'D HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THAT.

-HEY MOM, WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, I CUT MYSELF
-OH NOE, WHERE?
-....DOWN THERE
-WHAT THE FUCK HOW?
-WELL I WAS GONNA GO FUCK THIS BITCH BUT I DECIDED TO TRIM MY BUSH WITH SOME HEDGE TRIMMERS, LONG STORY SHORT, MY PENIS IS BARELY ATTATCHED, LETS GO
-......
Aug 23 2011 8:09PM
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moarplease
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hah went something like that..
Aug 23 2011 8:10PM
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HamFaceGirl
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I thought you were 13..
Aug 23 2011 8:49PM
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Nathn
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You say your pubes were long enough to grab and pull, yet this thread suggests your pubes should not be this long yet. This of course makes it impossible for you to have injured yourself in the first place making it possible that you are in fact older than this thread suggests...

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Aug 23 2011 8:54PM
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moarplease
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i never said i was 13..........
Aug 23 2011 8:59PM
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J.M
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^bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned
Aug 23 2011 9:00PM
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Nathn
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first
Aug 23 2011 9:05PM
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ABdrummer
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inb4

Aug 23 2011 9:09PM
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monkatizer
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i think you ment bleeding....
Aug 23 2011 9:10PM
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Dwarftosser1
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^TITS!
Aug 23 2011 9:21PM
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BieberHole69
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hahahahahaha this will be the first time I've actually seen a post that has been removed. inb4 ban hammer
Aug 23 2011 9:22PM
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moarplease
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yeah dude he's so cool
Aug 23 2011 9:22PM
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CAPSLOCK*
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google ads knows whats up

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Aug 23 2011 9:40PM
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moarplease
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I almost forgot to tell you the best part..when I called the doctors office I was put on hold due to a busy day and this is the song that was on....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av3e
Aug 23 2011 9:52PM
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DailyCommute
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i think this guy nailed it
Aug 23 2011 10:14PM
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Rachy
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NSG has been amazing tonight. I'm sorry for your pain, but thank you for the story.
Aug 23 2011 10:21PM
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theline
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dude, suck it up and go to the fucking doctor. it'll be embarrassing, but better a hour or so of embarrassment then a possible lifetime of zombie dick.
you don't want that man... cuz when girls see that deranged shlong, well...

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Aug 23 2011 10:27PM
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DailyCommute
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i think you guys are missing the overall message here. look at the OPs last post.. the youtube video...
Aug 23 2011 10:38PM
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A.Eberhard
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Well now that you are all sewn up... pics of said girl?
Aug 23 2011 10:39PM
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J.M
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/637909/
Aug 23 2011 11:22PM
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elemeno89
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you answer and your bane, duct tape.
Aug 23 2011 11:26PM
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kamron_708
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Hey good advice here, fuck her but absolutely no foreplay, just have er turn around and do the bitch, when ur done, blame her and tell her it's her blood.
Aug 23 2011 11:31PM
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moarplease
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for people who never saw this the first time i posted it. you all lose
Aug 23 2011 11:41PM
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r0dubs
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LAWL
Aug 23 2011 11:46PM
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JIBpsy^^
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You probly should have just poured whiskey in it then rinsed it our with a hose slapped a bandaid on it then drank a bottle of Robitussin Dm
Aug 23 2011 11:59PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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ouch pulling that off is going to suck










maybe i could help
Aug 24 2011 11:30AM
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HamFaceGirl
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I GOT IT!!!! THIS MAN IS A TROLL





































THIS GUY IS A FAKE
Aug 24 2011 11:45AM
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DailyCommute
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yea I lost
Aug 24 2011 5:19PM
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thebeesknees
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This whole thread is just making me cringe...
Aug 24 2011 5:22PM
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DailyCommute
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OP is a troll. though the story is very offsetting
Aug 24 2011 5:25PM
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monkatizer
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Aug 24 2011 5:37PM
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moarplease
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Thanks a bunch guys.
1. Friend bets me that I cannot create a 3 page thread.
2. Make up story
3.???????
4. Profit!!!!!

won 20 bucks thanks to you goons. I have been reading NSG for years but never made threads because I find them pointless.  As a result of me hating NSG, especially in the summer, my friend bet me that I couldnt make a thread that would obtain 100 replies.  Well thanks to you gullible people I won 20 bucks. Thanks again.
Aug 24 2011 10:16PM
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kamron_708
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I still liked my contribution
Aug 24 2011 11:10PM
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marsh.
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fuck you OP.
Aug 24 2011 11:49PM
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