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A pow ski that makes the ARG look like a twig

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Crocodile
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Know some people who tried these bad boys out in whistler
http://www.garywayneskis.com/garywayneskis.com/Home.html

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Skis for men, allegedly mind blowing in pow, and close to life threatening on groomed due to omnidirectional base.

Thoughts?
Jul 27 2011 6:20AM
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kingskier
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weiirrdd
Jul 27 2011 6:22AM
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razors-chaz
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180mm waist!?! Thats just planed down snowboards
Jul 27 2011 6:25AM
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los.pinguinos
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hmmmmm
Jul 27 2011 7:20AM
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RyandaGod
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I like the reference to boogie nights. And those utensils he calls them look redic. Not surprised people are doing weird things like this being basically anything will ski pow lol
Jul 27 2011 7:31AM
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J.Shep
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This takes the thought that width underfoot is all that matters in a pow ski to new heights.  Looks like you could impale someone with one of those things.
Jul 27 2011 10:02AM
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crab_pretzel
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reminds me alot of a waterski. and i dont mean a wakeski
Jul 27 2011 10:04AM
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Njens.
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that's retarded
Jul 27 2011 10:28AM
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RIP_leos_shack
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Looks like it would float like none other but so unversitile like if you had to go through trees you'd be fucked.
Jul 27 2011 10:52AM
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alex.bgk.
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exactly like a water ski

Mcconkey already beat these guys to it
Jul 27 2011 11:14AM
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Willard
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I want those simply to make heads turn in lift lines
Jul 27 2011 11:24AM
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californiagrown
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you are fucking retarded. that is where they would shine.
Jul 27 2011 11:35AM
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Download-My-Apps
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everyone i met that has tried these has loved them. I'm still skeptical
Jul 27 2011 12:13PM
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howlongcanausern
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notice how backseat he is in the bottom right picture. either he has piss poor pow form or those skis are lacking in some way.
Jul 27 2011 12:37PM
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wintersway
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videos in here: https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/616421/
Jul 27 2011 12:44PM
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RyandaGod
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im intrigued by the idea of skiing sideways with the spoonlike underfoot. I wonder if it would be possible to hit stuff while going sideways... interesting
Jul 27 2011 12:57PM
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General_Ripper
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oh you mean like a snowboard
Jul 27 2011 1:37PM
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Njens.
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good luck finding a break that will fit
Jul 27 2011 7:52PM
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beater_bob
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i would love to ride these at a mountain where there is no traversing at all
Jul 27 2011 8:02PM
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californiagrown
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you wont be using them in conditions where brakes are needed.
Jul 27 2011 8:07PM
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stickski
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I want these! haha
Jul 27 2011 9:23PM
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MothaHucker
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he was fuckin killin it
Jul 27 2011 9:30PM
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Crocodile
Posts: 281 - Karma: 11
I regret to inform you that you are incorrect.
Jul 28 2011 3:32AM
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family_vacation
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RR skis are awesome in the trees?
Jul 28 2011 4:30AM
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eddy9
Posts: 383 - Karma: 216
park version????

Jul 28 2011 5:21AM
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Toasty.
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the part where they just did a little 360 while ridin was sweet. i always do that on my ep pros

Jul 28 2011 5:34AM
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ISellMeth
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They totally killed the pond skim haha
Jul 28 2011 5:40AM
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Toasty.
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that they did kyler
Jul 28 2011 7:44AM
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mountainviper
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After watching the vids it looks to be like they're driving the tails as it's the most effective way to turn do to the spooned underfoot....like they're using the shape of the tail to carve the snow instead of the underfoot edge....if that makes sense.
Jul 28 2011 9:16AM
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MrLarsen
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Reminds me alot of having a scaled down twintip surfboard on each foot
Jul 28 2011 11:14AM
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Jaskier
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i would love to try those on a bottomless day, but i guess those are the only days they would be any good in.
Jul 28 2011 11:58AM
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p.hawks
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i thought the same thing. I think this is prbly the one time it is acceptable for a gaper to ask if you are using waterskis haha
Jul 28 2011 12:27PM
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Goku
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skiing is about 2 years behind snowboarding with everything
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Jul 28 2011 12:51PM
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I.B
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DPS spoons are sicker
Jul 28 2011 12:57PM
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.nasty
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those look super unnecessary. ski's like the ARG have enough float as it is. making anything bigger is just a waist of materials and time.

and do they think that's the first time anyone has discovered you can spin around the pivot on rockered skis?

n00bs
Jul 28 2011 1:58PM
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MothaHucker
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word up
Jul 28 2011 2:07PM
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californiagrown
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ARG's are already too fat IMO. They take away some of the softness on powder landings because they are soo fat.
Jul 28 2011 2:13PM
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I.B
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They look like a set of tits.
Jul 28 2011 4:21PM
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Crocodile
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Sick thing is you can borrow them for free when you go cat skiing in the whistler area, only downside is the binding is like a 20-30 din race thing
Jul 29 2011 3:08AM
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Gstrong
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that's ridiculous .
Jul 29 2011 3:43AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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They should make some Stewie Griffon face topsheets for them
Aug 4 2011 11:20PM
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jkauffman22
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They would be so sick to try out
Aug 4 2011 11:28PM
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.Hugo.
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Aug 5 2011 9:40AM
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DGski
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I would love to try these out on groomers just for fun
Aug 5 2011 11:39AM
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