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Tales of a street sweeper. Epic read

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0ptions
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Firstly I don't care if this is a repost. Second it's a very long read but it is epic, if you saw the thread about the drug dealer in NYC is similar to that, but not quite on the same level.

http://zentatsu.com/zloc/Street%20Sweeper%20Tales.pdf
Aug 23 2010 12:11AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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tldr, so threads for later.
Aug 23 2010 12:55AM
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soulskier
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. battery is just about dead
Aug 23 2010 12:58AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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just spent over an hour reading thru some of that. funny stuff, good find!
Aug 23 2010 2:34AM
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NOSNOWJUSTICE
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This stuff is awesome.
Aug 23 2010 3:26AM
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Ethan.G
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read the first one, it was pretty funny.

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Aug 23 2010 3:37AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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read it all. really awesome.
Aug 23 2010 4:50AM
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worldwideweapon
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just finished, people should really read this i cried i laughed i screamed i came, it was a good story.
Aug 23 2010 4:54AM
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Negro_Jesus
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 23 2010 5:18AM
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JibbaTheHutt
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haha just read the first one..pritty funny
Aug 23 2010 5:36AM
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NOSNOWJUSTICE
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Definately a good read all the way through


and I HATE reading... normally. haha
Aug 23 2010 6:11AM
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steezemeister
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that was actually really good... really funny, really sad, just a good read


thanks
Aug 23 2010 6:19AM
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bighit
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loved every second of that. god dam that was a great read. READ IT!
Aug 23 2010 8:22AM
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loganC
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First story was ridiculous. Threads.
Aug 23 2010 8:38AM
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blong131
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jsut read it all in one sitting (gotta love a day at work with nothin to do) and it was a really great story. i could totally see a movie being made around that.
Aug 23 2010 9:14AM
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skithesprings
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thanks asshole, i just spent an hour reading that stuff, haha.

good find
Aug 23 2010 9:38AM
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Username_42069
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threads for later
Aug 23 2010 9:40AM
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PeteySkeety
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that was super fuckin long
Aug 23 2010 9:41AM
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No_Dub
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funny shit
Aug 23 2010 9:42AM
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_CC_
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my threads
Aug 23 2010 9:44AM
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pmw
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haha i just got to the part where he clocks the guy with the broken pallet

this is going to be fun

threads!
Aug 23 2010 9:53AM
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pmw
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD
Aug 23 2010 10:20AM
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pmw
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i ain't no ma'am
Aug 23 2010 10:50AM
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soulskier
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i lost 10 pounds! good read
Aug 23 2010 10:53AM
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Zent33zy
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treds
Aug 23 2010 10:58AM
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pmw
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You see, like most guys, I can't back down from a wager. It's a personal insult to everything I
hold sacred. Look me dead in the eye and say, "I bet you can't do...." and chances are, I won't
back down.


him and tom wallisch think alike!


Aug 23 2010 11:41AM
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MitchConnors
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can someone post the link of the drug dealer story? I remember it but cant think of the thread title
Aug 23 2010 11:54AM
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Skittle.
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such a good read thanks for posting it
Aug 23 2010 12:02PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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Wow same exact thing. Bored at work so I read it all.

Really, really great read. If you ever have a half an hour or so, definitely read it all.

The part about his gf dying got me.
Aug 23 2010 12:13PM
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0ptions
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When he met with her dad, it was so sad.
Aug 23 2010 12:18PM
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50in07
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Threads for later.
Aug 23 2010 12:19PM
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CluckaChuck
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haha that was great
Aug 23 2010 12:57PM
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proZach
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amazingly good. full spectrum of emotions on that. and hilarious
Aug 23 2010 1:17PM
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A.Eberhard
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Threads for when I have time to read 90 more pages.
Aug 23 2010 1:27PM
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Username_42069
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i just read the whole thing, and it was entertaining and all. but, the guy seemed like a douche. "im a big guy and i know how to fight", beating up on teens with ricers, a frat sweatshirt was mentioned, and of course we won street sweeper olympiad being the new guy, idk the whole vibe. and i feel he embellished a great deal with his stories. just my thoughts
Aug 23 2010 1:27PM
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pmw
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i seem'd to encounter a LOT of holes while reading through it as well. the whole scene where he get his nick-name "bruiser"
the time line just didn't make sense
Aug 23 2010 1:33PM
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0ptions
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I'm sure there are parts that are embellished, but it doesn't take away from the story I find.
Aug 23 2010 1:35PM
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Midge.
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that was a good way to waste most of my day. thanks for the read man.
Aug 23 2010 1:42PM
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AALT
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THREADS.
Aug 23 2010 2:22PM
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Jodi
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the emoticons annoyed me.
Aug 23 2010 2:25PM
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.Roockley.
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i wouldn't say i wasted my day reading that, i enjoyed reading it

it was actually pretty good, definitley worth a re read later

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Aug 23 2010 2:41PM
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Balto
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my sister's BF (bogers on here) is a street sweeper...
Aug 23 2010 2:41PM
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kootenayklaus
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ahaha i loled so hard at the trippin emo kids in the parkin lot section
Aug 23 2010 2:48PM
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connory998
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/539252/
Aug 23 2010 2:54PM
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ECB
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haha so good
Aug 23 2010 3:01PM
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r0dubs
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treads
Aug 23 2010 3:28PM
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Negro_Jesus
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this is also a good read
Aug 23 2010 4:01PM
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jfoley019
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Thank you for posting this, it was a good read for work this morning.

Aug 23 2010 4:35PM
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DAMICO
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mis threados
Aug 23 2010 4:35PM
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gwhitey
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threads
Aug 23 2010 4:36PM
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dbricknasty
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good read, thanks for keeping me busy at work today
Aug 23 2010 8:01PM
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