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Mr.Bishop
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We'd like to extend a warm NS welcome to the newest member of the team... Malcolm Arcand.

You've seen snarky posts and gnarshmallow mastery out of him... but super intern Malcolm has been helping us out around the office for the summer.

After doing many hours of slave labour (including buying beers for meetings) Malcolm has earned his position on staff.

Moving forwards, he'll be our store bitch... shipping all your orders, pressing shirts, keeping the office clean and whatever else Me and the rest of the boys can throw at him.

So anyways... toss him a bit of love, and make sure to stop by the office one of these days. Seriously, we have so few members pop by lately...

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RudyGarmisch
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I'll drink some beer with ya Doug, got airfare compensation?
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,071
HORRAY!
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,399
Nice Malcolm! Nice to hear there is a new mod
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
damn, i was wondering when they would appoint a new mod. malcolm, we are not worthy!
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
uh oh...i don't trust malcolm one bit...i've got my eye on you buddy

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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
wait what's going on??? his name is orange now, is he an undercover mod now?!
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,399
There are mods that are blue names too, and some mods are orange names ( like nopoles) some dont want all the attention, or want to keep the orange name.
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
oh damn then now i'm going to have no idea who i can piss off and who i shouldnt
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Malcolm
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yay! im stoked to officially be a part of the team. more people should definitely stop by the office. the new office is much bigger than the old one. theres so much room for activites!
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no_steeze
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is it possible per-say for one to do aerobics in said location?
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
or have a ns orgy, per se?
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no_steeze
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lol, cum
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
yay malcom!
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
exactly
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Holte
Posts: 10751 - Karma: 7,996
good deal. I'm about to order a ton of perfectly pressed shirts.
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
ill more mods
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8849 - Karma: 6,712
yee malcolm!

my friends a proooooo nser!
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Congrats!
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
shits legit!!!
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
Congrats buddy, you deserved it. Hip Hip Hooray!
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
and kicking boards and smashing pumpkins.

and why is Malcom's name orange and not red?
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 151
Word! and +stoke Malcolm!
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,399

On the online list his name is orange, but when you click his profile its red??

Just me?

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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
came here to ask that.
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,399
Ok he's red now.
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
Hell ya Malcolm!
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Elmo.
Posts: 4320 - Karma: 669
probably its red now
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,399
Yes, I know. Read comments above...
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
I am very guilty of this, I lived at the office last year and i wish i could come by like i used to
maybe with the school year comin around ill get to help out more

anyways stoked for Malcolm he always worked the hardest out of us interns so its no surprise that he is now a member of the staff, great to see all that hard work pay off for him!
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neutralzombie
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if not there's a swing dance studio upstairs, and a dance club downstairs, but i'm sure they'd love to see your moves.
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
congrats. so now everyone else will stop complaining about who should be mod right?
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broto
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red name?!














































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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Fuck yeah! Well deserved.
Happy for you.

Where exactly is the office?
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.frenchy
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Its in Montreal. Or do you mean the street?
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broto
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DID YOU NOT SEE THE WORD EXACTLY?!!? OH FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!

/teehee
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.frenchy
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EXACTLY WHERE?!!!

exactly where on the east coast?

Or exactly where in montreal?

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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,673
touche.
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 638
Yay Malcolm!!!!!!!
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,501
thanks! and we're at

3713 St.Laurent
Suite #301
Montreal, QC H2X 2V7

you guys should drop by if ever you're in the area!
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T-Holt
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Fuck, I was just in Montreal.
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chapz
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fucking right malcolm! you deserve it the most
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
congrats!
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
Now that you have a red name, does that mean you will stop making funny posts?
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
you better not mess up my t-shirts
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
i forgot to ask you
do you like guacamole???
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Malcolm
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ive never tried it but it kind of looks like baby turd
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 306
Do you lose the red name when the internship is over?
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