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So apparently Paris Hilton bought a Jiberish Sweatshirt

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RevealingSkirt
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I searchbarred and nothing had been made about this yet.
According to multiple sources, Paris Hilton bought a Jiberish sweatshirt from Radio in Aspen.
Or so the story goes.
The first tweet was from Josh Bishop reporting this, then multiple re-tweets.
What do you guys think?
Good/Bad for Jiberish's rep.
I guess its a positive move in the sense that a huge star (of porn) is buying their stuff, I mean shes a bitch and damn picky i'm sure. But on the other hand, I think its kind of shitty because shes a damn trend whore and quite frankly Jiberish is already mainstream enough in the snowsports industry, last thing we need is fucking kids that have nothing to do with the sport walking around with it on like its damn ed hardy or abercrombie shit.

Discuss!
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Throwaway.closed
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shit. make jiberish only avaliable to skiers and boarders

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Hack.The.Pow.
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I care cause......?
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.catierob
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 before you know it shes gonna be dating a pro lol

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Static
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how dare you?! she's a nice lady!
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1337
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this this this
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RevealingSkirt
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Shoot! Gosh darn it!
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Mr.Panda
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I'd still fuck her as long as I had a rubber.
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panojibber
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Although Jiberish is a dope brand and I'm stoked on their success, it is still a business and they will always be looking to expand in any way possible. I'm sure the good folks at Jiberish will be stoked.
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prontocuts.com
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thats it, im buying the aristocrat now
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hawaiiansteeze
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a bunch of my friends in school that dont ski or board rock jiberish cuz my friends and i wore it and they thought it was dope. i mean thats what a company wants right to make a profit and get its merchandise known. they can blow up as long as they offer there stuff to us earlier than the normal public :p
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Slinger1x1
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who..... gives a shit?
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Mr.Panda
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Click for larger image

But, but... it's Paris!
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RevealingSkirt
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Ahhhh I'd stick it in her.
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steezemeister
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but...but...her forehead...it qualifies as its own time zone!
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henrytargett
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i dont think this is good for jiberish?

pics?
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t_rob
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fuck that, i'd hit it raw. if i knocked her up i'd be famous-er
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Mr.Panda
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But she is rich as hell. And you are fucking her, not making love to her.
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gstaff
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bahahaha.  thats a good one.

who really gives a fuck.   jiberish is dope,  let them expand
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Shredneck
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this
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spliff.Life
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i agree to some extent but theres no possible way obviously
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Mr.Panda
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Good point... but what about the potential for herpes and shit?
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iLLbiLLy
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pics or it didn't happen
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t_rob
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it is a trade off i am willing to make.
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Mr.Panda
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Haha, ok... I personally, would wrap up with super thins... and then inconsiderate driver her and then commence DESTRUCTION!!!!
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MacNsteez
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who cares about what shes wearing all i care about is whats underneath
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SMH[-__-]
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pics or it didn't happen
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appa
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classic. but yea pix or it's fictional
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spliff.Life
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well get pics in a few months when she gets another dui fucks taylor lautner or some shit and is wearing a jiberish hoodie
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blong131
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id hit it. just sayin.
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Davy.Crockett
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im kinda skeptical i need pics
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geteducated
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i'm laughing at all the people who think this is a big deal.
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Kapital
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This is right on the money
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theabortionator
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I don't own any jiberish and probably won't buy any. The vibe surrounding it is already retarded.

Like something you have to have that's super cool. Are you ordering any jiberish this year? Who cares.

I have a badass homemade hoodie, that's one of a kind. Works for me and People have been digging it. And i didn't spend 1 million bucks on it.
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Twinjibber77
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It's usually $95, but i'll cut ya a deal for $1,000.
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gnarrr
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probably the best possible decision jiberish could make.

















































































NOT.
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remove
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eh she probably picked out one of the most expensive things in the store that happened to be that hoody
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Travapple.
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the drug dealer at the liquor store wasnt a straight shooter?
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JayDope
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hey theres skittles in there!
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PeterNorth
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i hope she pics me. when i turn pro of course hahaha :)
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Mr.Panda
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Who was that guy? HE WAS SO MEAN!!
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silex
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lolz
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dross250
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I for one just hope they start making XXS Jiberish for those of us with anorexia, gawsh. /sarcasm
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JayDope
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don't let the beard fool you, he's a child
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cfox
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hah i think its funny.
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Mr.Panda
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DON'T GO IN THE BATHROOM!! THERE IS A TIGER IN THERE!

No there isn't....... HOLY FUCK!
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JayDope
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tigers love pepper they hate cinnamon
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Big_Spence
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If this is real...

RAGE.
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Abc567def
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Carlos
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prontocuts.com
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I really dont understand why anyone would be mad, this is prolly some of the best publicity jiberish will get. Can you imagine paris on the cover of some gossip mag, rocking jiberish?
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