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The official Charmander though of the day.

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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
hey all.

how's life?

now on to my thought,
THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON TO SMILE.

i mean really, no matter what someone is worse off than you, and if nothing else you're alive, thats gotta count for something right?
I'm tired of all these rich kids that make their own problems up and pretty much fuck up their lives then bitch about it.
let's just make a list of 5 things that should make me happy;
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-i have a home
-i have 2 beautiful dogs
-im comfortable
-i have internet, thus endless entertainment
-i can look forward to shredding gnar this winter

with all that, which is only 5 simle things we pretty much all have, how could i feel bad about myself?


i think ns is great,but theirs too many "im drunk and depressed" threads, no offense to people that make those kinds of threads.


sparknotes: dont be a lazy sack of shit. and read it,.


ps. Steppenwolf is awesome!
Aug 21 2008 10:20AM
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BrokenBones
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 694
FAIL.
Aug 21 2008 10:21AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
well no, not really.
Aug 21 2008 10:23AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
i like reading depressed threads. it makes me feel good about myself
Aug 21 2008 10:24AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i said no offense was intended.

my whole point was that we, on ns are very privelaged individuals and should all be more thankful and less emo. (not calling you emo btw)
Aug 21 2008 11:43AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
haha this gave me a good laugh. thanks for the advice mr rogers
Aug 21 2008 11:50AM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
good point..at least we're not in the middle of a war zone or something
Aug 21 2008 11:53AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
Charmander's not 12

he has a good point tho
Aug 21 2008 12:51PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
and you DO know whats ahead of you?
Aug 21 2008 12:58PM
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Poppins
Posts: 440 - Karma: 30
hmm.

my thought for the day, fuck bitches: get money!
Aug 21 2008 1:38PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
im with you man i went through some tough shit for like a year but then i realized that im so fucking lucky i went to rwanda this year and last year and really changed my perspective, good thread dude +k
Aug 21 2008 1:41PM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
i tottaly agree man +karma for the thread
Aug 21 2008 2:17PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
10 outta 10 k my friend nice fourtune cookie philosophy
Aug 21 2008 2:51PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
thanks dr.phil
Aug 21 2008 2:56PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
i hear ya man. also, i loved your spark notes, i'm sick of the spark note bull shit. if you are going to contribute to a thread, you need to read the whole thing.
Aug 21 2008 2:57PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
I'd give you more karma, but you're already at 10/10
This made my shitty day not quite so shitty tho, thanks
Aug 21 2008 5:38PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
HAPPY THOUGHTS

1.) Dolphins are mammals too
2.) I met stiflers mom
3.)NOthing else.


Life really does suck
Aug 21 2008 5:40PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
dude i just surfed for 4 hours
solid 5 foot swells with an occasional 7 or 8
life does not suck at all
and dolphins ARE mammals too!
Aug 21 2008 5:43PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
bump for happy thoughts.
Aug 21 2008 10:50PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
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Aug 22 2008 12:06AM
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BrokenBones
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 694
Why so serious?
Aug 22 2008 12:09AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
but he is a homo that likes cock....and that is factual.
Aug 22 2008 12:11AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
yes.

im actually bi, so, that means i like pussy too.

why hate?
if your not hating then we can still be friends.
Aug 22 2008 12:14AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
im gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say it was a joke because you should know better then to announce your gay on NS, or the internet at that




and I think ill be the first ever to say:

Advanced searchbar! Im pretty sure Unicorn had a thread just like this except it went to like 4 pages
Aug 22 2008 12:22AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
its not a joke hes announced it alot before. who am i to judge
Aug 22 2008 12:30AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
uhm, its not a joke buddy, and im not the only not straight kid on ns, im not gonna drop names though.

and, well maybe he did. i didnt think to search.
Aug 22 2008 12:34AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
I'm just bummed that my summer job is over today. I had a great time and I'm going to miss some of the kids. But I'm smiling looking back at the great times I had
Aug 24 2008 9:25PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
yeah man I hear ya.  nothing ever really gets me down, and I've had a lot, and I mean a lot, of shitty things happen to me.  I don't think its possible for me to feel depressed.

like you said you just gotta take pleasure in the little things.
Aug 24 2008 9:27PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
I think you just wrote this to hide the fact that deep down you are in fact confused and depressed. I'd be too if I were you.
Aug 24 2008 9:57PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Can we hold hangs and sing around a camp fire too?
Aug 24 2008 10:01PM
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charmander_sucks
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
WILL YOU STFU NOBODY CARES
Jan 9 2010 11:02PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
will you read the date?

but the i saw your username and LOL'ed.
Jan 9 2010 11:03PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
cool fuckin story hansel
fucking not

Jan 9 2010 11:04PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
i am all in favor of the ban hammer for yourself as well

oh and great thread charmander i loves it
Jan 9 2010 11:07PM
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Crack.
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Haha you're such a joke.
Jan 9 2010 11:13PM
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COrider
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excuse me sir but that is rude, Click for larger image
Jan 9 2010 11:14PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
kinda surprised this got bumped
Jan 9 2010 11:18PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Lookit who bumped it... your NS stalker.
Jan 9 2010 11:19PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
haha i noticed
Jan 9 2010 11:22PM
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AcidKing
Posts: 284 - Karma: 10
Who cares if he says he's bi over the internet? I'm bi too, it doesn't make anyone less of a person. Just means you like people and have no bias against male or female.

It's all good, charmanders right, man. There's always a reason to smile and be happy even in the worst of times. You should always look at the positive of things. I recently was arrested and now have to go through a lot of shit to clear myself of this. It's a shit situation but I'm looking at the positive of it. I made a mistake, I'm learning from the mistake and will never let it happen again.

Everyone smile, it's a lot more fun than being a fucking downer like everyone else.
Jan 9 2010 11:29PM
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charmander_sucks
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Oh you know what screw you,
YOu STAL ME,

f'n jerk got out a here
Jan 10 2010 12:24AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
ya thats great, but imagine how cool it would be to never do laundry again, have a personal chef, and get unlimited pussy, i might trade my family for that deal, maybe
Jan 10 2010 12:36AM
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charmander_sucks
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
magic carpet ride sucks!
Jan 10 2010 12:37AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
But there's nothing you and I can do, you and I are only two, what's right and wrong is hard to say, forget about it for today, we'll stick our heads into the sand, just pretend that all is grand, then hope that everything turns out ok
Jan 10 2010 1:07AM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
lollipops
Jan 10 2010 1:22AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
fuck you dude
-i got a laptop for xmas :)
-my parents care for me
-it got dumped on 2 feet in montana!!!
-i get my license in 20 days
-my girlfriend has big boobz.
Jan 10 2010 1:31AM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
yep, thats so true. i thought about this earlier because i got in trouble and wasnt alowed to ski for a week, and thought hey at least i can afford to ski in the first place, and atleast i actually get to experience skiing more than most people, etc. thinking about the negative things does nothing but bring you down.
Jan 10 2010 1:59AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
how the hell can you guys be sad when looking at a charmander?

those things are so fucking cute
Jan 10 2010 2:04AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Cause we know one day it will evolve into a Charizard and those things can wreck shit.
Jan 10 2010 2:05AM
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Scott29~
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And they dont even fucking listen to you when you give them commands~
Jan 10 2010 2:16AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
"What, you talking to me bitch? I'LL BURN YOU!!!!"

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Jan 10 2010 2:17AM
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