If you follow #snowboarding or #skiing on instagram, you've more than likely come across your share of snow sport shit posts. 90% of the pics under those tags are Russian chicks duckfacing for their boyfriends in the vicinity of snow. Actual skiing and snowboarding is scarce. After clicking on one of this fledgling influencer's glam shots by the mountain, I was excited to see a video of actual skiing in his profile. I tapped on it expecting some shitty turns, but what I ended up watching is one the funniest things I've seen.

I went back and forth on posting dude's actual insta, but I've seen what savages you all can be. I decided to just save the video and post it here so you guys don't end up bullying this oligarch in training to an early grave. Enjoy.