and poaches your private space from right under your

nose. for the next 10 minutes your sitting there trying

stop the urge to strangle the prick to death. Below are

ten simple but effective ways to truly piss the ass hole


1. Put your poles across the seat.

2. Rock the chairlift back and forward.

3. Cough violently then take a fit (remember don’t fall of the chairlift).

4. Talk loudly into your phone.

5. Burp the alphabet.

6. sneeze in there face (then apologize and do it again).

7. Don’t put the safety bar down.

8. Smoke a big fat reefa.

9. Act obnoxious

10. Make farting noises.