The nice thing about living back in New England is that there’s this gigantic body of water called an “ocean” and you can do some pretty awesome things on or in it. This past weekend, I spent some time doing some stereotypical white-boy things.

Wearing plaid shorts.

Drinking craft-brew seasonal beer like Sam Adams Summer Ale.

Rocking a pair of boat shoes.


Individually, these things are all great, HOWEVER when you combine them into one big simultaneous event you’ve got the makings of the ultimate whiteboy day.

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