Thanks to everyone who tuned into the Dew Tour Live-Stream to watch Doug Bishop talk about stuff. We appreciate it, really, we do. We had a great time skiing, watching skiing and all of the shenanigans on the side. Flabongo’ing in Lesh’s plane was pretty fucking cool.

We love to have a good time, and to share that with you is awesome, but, y’all need to start paying attention in school. We received around 50 snapchats per day of y’all punk motherfuckers pointing out how obviously hungover/drunk Doug “Big Rig” Bishop was. We get it, we were fucked up last night.

Because we’re professionals. Don’t try this at home kids.

Also, pay attention or I'm telling your mom.

Thanks for reading, y'all. Be on the lookout for the new On the Road With Mr. Bishop, which is right below this text.

http://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/801321/On-the-Road-With-Mr-Bishop-S2E3-Dew-Tour