So it's two days before Christmas.  I haven't done any shopping, pretty much everywhere is out of things to buy.  I'm trying to find a gift for my girlfriend.  I've been begging her to tell me for the last two months what she wants, and each time she says nothing...whatever.  I also need a good thing to buy my brother, like a videogame.  Stressful day comin up.

so I'm cruising around the internet today, and I find this.  Absolute gold, it had me laughing good.

If I ever get arrested, I want to look like those people.  Anyway, this has to be short, I have Christmas shopping to start, along with 50% of you other male NSers.  Merry Christmas, and be safe!