Newschoolers.comÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s longtime news editor and general miscreant Ethan Stone has left Portland, Oregon for the yuppie kingdom of Boulder, Colorado and a job with Storm Mountain Publishing. Ethan will be working hard all summer with Matt Harvey to create Ski Time magazine, in addition to providing editorial content for Freeskier.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m mad as hell and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not going to take it anymore,Ã¢â‚¬? Ethan says. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Why slave for pennies from NS when IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m already rocking a new Escalade from my Freeskier paycheck?Ã¢â‚¬? DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry though, he assures us that heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll still be repping NS and making innappropriate comments about FreeskierÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s target market at every opportunity. WhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s better, Ethan will travel to Europe next winter to finish school and advance the front line in NS.comÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s move for global domination. Ã¢â‚¬Å“By the time IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m done, every bartender in Munich will know about NS,Ã¢â‚¬? Ethan says. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Maybe some skiers too if I decide to go riding. But, you know, the Alps just donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t hold that much attraction for me.Ã¢â‚¬?
Ã¢â‚¬Å“This is the second time IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve Ã¢â‚¬ËœhiredÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Ethan to come work for me,Ã¢â‚¬? Ski Time editor and Newschoolers.com founder Matt Harvey says. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hopefully this time he does a better job, that slacking piece of shit.Ã¢â‚¬?
You can send your hate mail to Ethan at firstname.lastname@example.org.Ethan marks his territory in Mammoth, CA. Photo: NoPoles.