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Chandler Rezac ? F*&% oprah

by SASS-Global
Oct 15th 2011 - 0 comments

I would bring Eminem Cabarete because he is pretty beast. HE also probably isn’t that good at wind surfing, and it would be fun learning how to do that shit with him. Eminem is like my favorite guy in the whole f#$%ing world. I mean…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Billy Devito ? Sparting with Surfacus

by SASS-Global
Oct 15th 2011 - 0 comments

I would go surfin with Spartacus himself, because he would just adapt to it like it was nbd. And he’d say “Jupiter’s cock” if he bailed, and that would be funny as hell. Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Taury Person ? A Day in My Life

by SASS-Global
Oct 15th 2011 - 0 comments

A Day Surfing with Marilyn Monroe would be amazing. The mere fact that me and her would be together in bathing suits would be breathtaking. First I would make sure she wore a g-string and then get her out paddling on a long board. I…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Bill Smith ? Surfing thru time!!!!

by SASS-Global
Oct 13th 2011 - 0 comments

I would have to pick Albert Einstien so once he figured out time travel we could slip thru timne on our boards checking out all the monster waves of yesteryear that were missed cause we had to work inside on beautiful surfing days! To my…Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

James Benson ? Someone who knows the feeling?

by SASS-Global
Oct 13th 2011 - 0 comments

It’d be way too damn easy to choose Craig Kelly, Gerry Lopez, or some other archetypal soul-surfer-type to learn from and hang out with. But let’s be honest: In the water I’d never keep up with them, and out of the water I’d be so…Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Patrice St-Amour ? wish to be airborne

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

I think it would be Shane McDermott, because i remember wen i was watching for the first time the movie airborne in 1993, it at this moment that started my dream of surfing. Since then every time i see a movie about surfing i just wish i…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Jason Suarez ? Ned the Shar!

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

I would like to surf with Rob Machado, because i enjoy his style in surfing and how he can be relaxed on a wave 100% of the time. If i could surf with him it would be the best time of my life! I would…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Steve Carias ? BAM Surfing

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

“I would take my brother. It would be chill surf session. Relax on the beach, hit the waves and try to impress the ladies watching, with our beginner skills haha. Vote and if you vote I will tell you all about the trip. take it…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Hugh Robbins ? Surfing in Nantucket, MA

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

It’s tough to say but surfing is to me more of a lifestyle than even DUBSTEP. I wake up listening to DUBSTEP, each all of my meals while playing DUBSTEP, go to sleep listening to DUBSTEP and even playing DUBSTEP when I shower. Okay, so…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Ryan Anderson ? My Surfing Bud

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

If I could go Surfing with ANYONE I would have to choose Travis Pastrana. I am a BIG Dirtbike fan and I LOVE to go out and ride at our friends dirtbike Track ,which they very much "love" Rockstar drinks (AWESOME!)….and actually drink one every…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Cris Forbes ? I?d go Surfing with Santa!

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

If I got a new Rockstar surfboard for Christmas i’d be stoked to go surfing with Santa. Dude, we all know he goes out every Year on his sleigh, man I bet he knows some pretty gnarly moves haha!  Santa will be checking his list…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Bethany Endicott-Their ? KABUKI GIRL LOVES ROCKSTAR!!!

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

WHO: MY SEESTUH-IN-LAW…KAREN E. THIER…I AM A 47 YEAR OLD ROCKSTAR LUVUH…WHO DRINKS IT EVERYDAY AND CHEWS THE GUM…I WAS TURNED ON TO THE GUM BY MY SEESTUH-IN-LAW…WHY I WOULD BRING KAREN IS…BECAUSE SHE IS FUN…LOVES LIFE…AND HAS BECOME ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS…IF NOT…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Jesse Cloos ? Get Some!

by SASS-Global
Oct 12th 2011 - 0 comments

If i could go surfing with anyone dead or alive it would have to be David Hasselhoff. That guy can sure pick up the chicks. He can  serenade them with his soothing voice and whisper sweet nothings into their ear.  If i were to wipe…Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)