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asking chicks out...

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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
alright im dumb...
ive been talking to this chick for awhile, ive hung out with her a few times, i like her alot and she likes me.. and i want to ask her out but i dont know how to go about doing that....
i need help.. whats the best way to ask her out?

any help would be good

yes yes.. dumb post..








I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Aug 25 2002 10:23PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
you say 'listen you little slut, we're going out now... if you have a problem with it then i'm gonna kill you' and if that doesnt work then try something like 'hey i like you, and it seems that you have similar feelings towards me, and i was thinking we should go out sometime'
Aug 25 2002 10:25PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
be honest dude, just say what you feel, take the same confidence that you get when you land a new trick, and transfer it into other parts of your life, like this one.

good luck man.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 25 2002 10:25PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
just go for it. if you know she likes you then there shouldn't be a problem. just be (appear to be) confident. if possible

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For when held in,
Doth pain the host,
But when released,
Pains others most.
Aug 25 2002 10:27PM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
ask her if she knows what a trouser snake is. if she says no, then your mission is simple.


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 25 2002 10:30PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Wait a minute. Did I just hear Dirty being nice?
What's going on in this world?

Anyway dude, sincerity is the key to a woman's heart. If that doesn't work, try sex.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
Aug 25 2002 10:33PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
well the trowser snake thing wont work since we just watched jay and silent bob last week at her house.. and besides im gonna do something better than that dumbass... im still trying to work up the confidence to ask her







I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Aug 25 2002 10:33PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
tell her that you have this 'front tail' thing, and that it's really neat.
Aug 25 2002 10:36PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL! front tail! oh god that is money!

Just give it shit, what's the worst that could happen...she says no? Oooooh big deal! How old are you, like 16? trust me, there is nothing that she could do that would irreperably (sp?) damage you for the rest of your life.

It's pretty much like this. She says yes, you get your manmeat licked. She says no, you get your manmeat licked by some chick who finds guys on the rebound attractive ;-)

have fun d00d

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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Aug 25 2002 10:48PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
hahahahah FRONTAIL!!!! that was hilarious. Yea i would agree wtih yeti on this one if you know she likes you just get some cinfidence and ask her cuase she will most likely say yes. I have a similiar situation
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Aug 25 2002 10:57PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
yeti's take on this whole thing is definately the best so far

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
Aug 25 2002 11:01PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
hell yeah!!... i just asked her and she said yes right away! alright sorry for wasting space with this thread.. and thinks for the 'help' i guess...





I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Aug 25 2002 11:02PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
i have to tell you guys her exact words cause its kinda funny.... Brandon!!! i thought that you would never ask- (a little laugh) of course i will!




I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Aug 25 2002 11:05PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
just hope she'll act that way when you ask her for some. minus the laughing...
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Aug 25 2002 11:07PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Congrats! Its nice someone can have a functional relationship for a change!
~ Today is the tomorrow you were dreaming of yesterday ~
Aug 26 2002 12:27AM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
what's this whole 'relationship' thing you talk of?

'The 90s are kiling me. I should not have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're going to kill him anymore. I've got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. '
Aug 26 2002 12:51AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I'm a relationship person. I don't really like one night stands (although they could be fun), but I can't seem to find a nice guy to have a functional relationship with, so I'm glad someone has got one!
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Aug 26 2002 12:54AM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
i have one. i've been in one for a whole 10 months now, and its very functional.
Aug 26 2002 12:59AM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
one time i let someone kick me in the balls.
Aug 26 2002 1:01AM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
how did you ask her?
Aug 26 2002 1:05AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
I was going to suggest wearing clothes for once, but you seem to have it.

yay
Aug 26 2002 1:07AM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
yeah, i've been with my girlfriend for 4 months now (a new record for me) but get this: she's a snowboarder......

'The 90s are kiling me. I should not have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're going to kill him anymore. I've got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. '
Aug 26 2002 1:27AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
There are NO skier chicks around here, and the snowboarder chicks are bitches
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
Aug 26 2002 7:58AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
i just checked out your profile and the girl you say is nearly your girlfriend is seen taking her pants down on the website babelandusa.com (the one in the middle. check it out. its very amusing.
Aug 26 2002 9:15AM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
chris, there definetly are, you just arent friends with any of them



~*Sinking Into Sweet Uncertainty*~
Aug 26 2002 10:49AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
hahaha yeah right, racing chicks dont count
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
Aug 26 2002 11:38AM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
thats not what i meant



~*Sinking Into Sweet Uncertainty*~
Aug 26 2002 11:38AM
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yetirolfe
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but it isnt so bad to see the racer chicks in there nice spandex race suits!!!
Aug 26 2002 2:44PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
to ask someone out just say hey would you like to pet my fur?
Aug 26 2002 2:45PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL oh my god taimaishu you just got 0wn3d!!!



'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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Aug 26 2002 5:26PM
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LifeJacket
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'I'm still Ugly'
Aug 26 2002 5:33PM
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CTripper
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true, but the racers around here are beastly
skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
Aug 26 2002 8:12PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
I have to go with Sarah on this one... i would like a relationship but i just cant find the right guy...
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Aug 26 2002 9:43PM
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lagwagon
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DUDE i_am_retarted is sooooo funny, if ben kicked in the nads too, by my mates girl, it hurt like fuck so lucky i was drunk, ahahaha
your my new hero, funny ppl rule.
random comments like that are so funny.

man i sound gay.
Aug 27 2002 5:15AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
oh shit it is the same on as on www.babelandusa.com, same things in her hair and everything
haha, that dude actually tried to trick us?
and who found that out first anyway
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Aug 27 2002 5:35AM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
just find the clitoris







heard that on south park
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Aug 28 2002 1:14AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Yeah I agree about snowboard chicks being bitches, CTripper... the cool thing is though, once you can do 900s, they all mysteriously turn into willing sex slaves...

'And if ignorance is bliss, then WIPE THE SMILE OFF MY FACE!' -Zack de la Rocha
Aug 28 2002 6:57PM
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yetirolfe
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true dat
Aug 28 2002 7:24PM
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Capurnicus
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i love to be able to say ' i have a girlfriend' it just kicks ass
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Aug 28 2002 7:31PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
chef, where's the clitoris?

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
Aug 28 2002 8:23PM
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Sean14456
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yeah timaishu got 0wn3d, omg how did you find that bigrich?
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Aug 28 2002 8:31PM
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i_am_retarded
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HAHAHA! that's the raddest thing i've ever seen! so tibiashu, did you acctually think you'd get away with it?? hahahaha!!!!!

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Aug 28 2002 8:46PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
that thing in my profile is something retarded that my friend did awhile agop when he hacked my account. but i really do have a girlfriend that i just asked out



I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Aug 28 2002 11:42PM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
haha!! so he hacked your account about 4 times posting messages saying that it really is her and she is a model and has foster parents and shit like that. sounds a bit too elaborate for me, i reckon you just thought you could pull the wool over our eyes


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Aug 29 2002 7:02AM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
relationships are dumb in my opinion....honestly, they're just a way of saying the three dreadful words 'i love u' offically. they're a trap! get out while you still can!!! jk. personally, i would rather hang out with a guy, go ride
go-carts, or SKIIIIIII!!!!!



luv,
Sonya
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i just really want to go skiing right now
Aug 29 2002 7:33AM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
yea i want a gf but im 13, so ill stick with friends-that-are-girls.
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Aug 29 2002 2:20PM
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Lanemeyers
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I wish I could date thirteen year olds now! How old are Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen???

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

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Aug 29 2002 2:22PM
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