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Who would win a fight?

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Lanemeyers
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Mike Tyson or the Bears?
Aug 23 2002 12:14PM
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Skibum420
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da bears
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Aug 23 2002 12:16PM
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Lanemeyers
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God or da bears?
Aug 23 2002 12:29PM
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Rossiscratch
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ditka

Aug 23 2002 1:14PM
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dyna-dogg
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How about Rumsfeld vs. Cheney?

Milhouse vs. Ralph Wiggum (Simpsons)?

Paula Jones vs. Monica Lewinsky?

Pamela Anderson vs. Carmen electra?

Better question - How do we get these fights to actually happen?

Aug 23 2002 1:16PM
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Lanemeyers
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Obviously da Bears would win them all! Even if they weren't invited! As far as making them happen goes, ask Ditka. Da Bears!
Aug 23 2002 1:21PM
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hanklambo
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who would win in a fight, a hurricane or ditka?
ditka! ditka!
wait...what if the hurricane was named ditka?
ooooooooooooooooooh

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Aug 23 2002 1:26PM
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Lanemeyers
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Ditka multiplied by 10 vs. da bears?
Aug 23 2002 1:27PM
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dyna-dogg
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is Ditka still coachin' da bears? Who's coachin' da ten ditkas?
Aug 23 2002 1:32PM
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Maximumsushi
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Bob Saget vs. A Threshing machine??

or

Gary Coleman vs. a fist-fighting chimpanzee??
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So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
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Aug 23 2002 1:32PM
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Lanemeyers
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Da bears are coachin Ditkas (x10) and ...

Saget vs. Gary Coleman, refereed by Ditka??
Aug 23 2002 1:40PM
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dyna-dogg
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Saget gets his ass kicked by any and everything. He is the lowest on the fights-we'd-like-to-see totem pole. Let's hope he meets that thresher.

Ditka vs. 3lbs. of Polish Sausage?
Aug 23 2002 1:47PM
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Lanemeyers
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Ditka is 3000 lbs. of Polish sausage so, obviously the answer is clear....Da bears!
Aug 23 2002 1:53PM
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misty_flipper
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how about B. holmes vs. cusson
Aug 23 2002 6:22PM
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misty_flipper
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how about B. holmes vs. cusson
Aug 23 2002 6:27PM
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BrodyLeven
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holmes acts liek a faggot cusson has a mullet. they both die of stupidness

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Aug 23 2002 7:00PM
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BrodyLeven
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cusson does have a mullet, right?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Aug 23 2002 7:00PM
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misty_flipper
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first off, cusson, no longer has his mullet, but neither are fags, and two of the most hardcore fuckers in skiing.
Aug 23 2002 7:37PM
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Sean14456
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to answer the original question, da bears
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Aug 23 2002 7:40PM
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Maximumsushi
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What about a bob barker robot vs. an orangatang with scissor hands?
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Aug 23 2002 8:46PM
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Drail
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i dont' know, i don't follow basketball. but i think tiger woods team will win the stanely cup this fall, his pitcher's been on his game all season.

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Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 23 2002 9:42PM
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BigPerm
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who would win..... DIKTA or GOd?
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Aug 23 2002 9:48PM
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BigPerm
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Trick Question....DIKTA is God

haha, thats gotta be the funniest skit ever
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Aug 23 2002 9:49PM
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BrodyLeven
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yeh..i dont even remeber typing that whole stupidness faggot thing. weird.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 23 2002 11:37PM
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BlindFaith
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How about Ditka vs. a hurricane?

Wait, wait, wait....what if the hurricane was named 'Ditka'?





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Aug 24 2002 12:29AM
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hanklambo
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jeez, i already said that...

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Aug 24 2002 1:33AM
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