Inspired by pro runners, cyclists, and triathletes, I have started to purposely pissing off of chairlifts to save time whilst lapping the park. These elite athletes drain their bladders on the move to save valuable minutes over the course of a race. Applying this skillset, and I emphasize that it is a skill, to prevent precious time going to waste on a shift at the park has meant that the only two places I will be from the hours of 09:00, when lifts open, to 16:30, at close, will be either hitting a rail/jump or be on the lift. So be it if a wayward stream of piss lightly soaks my Arsenic big strides and drips down to be absorbed by my zipfits sitting snuggly in my full tilts, it'll be worth it if i can spend an extra 10 minutes hitting massive zero spins and continuing to fuck up kfeds, the progress is worth it.
So I ask you to ponder this: if you already eat lunch or smoke a blunt on the lift, why not also take your bathroom breaks on the lift as well?
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