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May, 2025

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This is not a pyramid scheme...

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theabortionator
Posts: 52624 - Karma: 174,589
So a few weeks ago @TRVP_ANGEL approached me with a plan. For only $500 I could get member of the month, upgraded in the algorithm, and a sticker pack...

I know Eheath has a knack for shadowbanning the truth, but I am proof that discreetly sending @TRVP_ANGEL money will not only get you success in life, but solve all of your financial issues.


**I have not now or anytime acccepted from or given money to anyone on this website. My words are my own. I cannot be bought but I will insure this investment will pay off big time**


Dude I'm typing can you pull the gun away? Jesus!?!?. Nobody held a gun to my head and these statements are mine alone...

**This thread was edited on May 1st 2025 at 8:50:17am
a month ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52624 - Karma: 174,589
I am definitely not chained up in a basement in Canada probably suburbs of Toronto screaming help if anyone hears anything strange. I'm fine, we're all fine... At least they left me a half a pack of cigarettes close enough to pick up with my mouth, and the lighter close enough to my hands to get weird
a month ago
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VTshredder69
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a month ago
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FakeKalmar
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I knew MOTM is rigged.

I have had my eyes on it after I realised I could be the only eurotard with 2x MOTM in the world.

I'll get it during the summer. Superior NS summer 2025! Lets fucking go!!!!!!!!!!
a month ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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SuperiorKalmarI have had my eyes on it after I realised I could be the only eurotard with 2x MOTM in the world.


oh i'm gonna fucking cook you dude
a month ago
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FakeKalmar
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je_t.aime_canardoh i'm gonna fucking cook you dude

You are not that guy pal. You don't want to get destroyed by The empire of Kalmar.
a month ago
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theabortionator
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SuperiorKalmarYou are not that guy pal. You don't want to get destroyed by The empire of Kalmar.


I feel you, I def added it to my resume. 2x MOTM on an obscure skiing forum.

Figured it's gotta be worth at least an extra 10k a year
a month ago
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