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The tale of unimaginable dread and sorrow 🙁

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Lip_on
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One day… your at eldora with your homies celebrating the great snow you’ve been having. All the homies prepared and you brought your Jerry ah grill lighter to spark the J. You have an A tier rotation with the homies and get smeeked with some bonus cart rips as well. You have a swell time lapping the park spamming kfeds and lip back 2s off every rail. Your having the time of your life, then… banned 😨. I was banned from Eldo, stricken from my passion torn away from my true lover. :( mom smelled the za. It would be weeks passing and you slowly forget the song of the snow cutting under your core shotted ON3Ps, the faint echos of steez and lift cigs washing away from your mind. The symphony of profanity and laying into Jerrie’s blocking the way, just as I lost my way. I tell this tale as warning to all you youngins. Don’t get caught with the za or it will be your last.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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ripping crack is faster
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clueless.64
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partyandBS
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im sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort
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je_t.aime_canard
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partyandBSim sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort


i understood that it was his mother, not Eldora, who banned him from going out. A wee bit ambiguous
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partyandBS
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je_t.aime_canardi understood that it was his mother, not Eldora, who banned him from going out. A wee bit ambiguous


ahhhh not the resort. okay. forgive me for i have misinterpreted. my apologies young @Lip_on
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BallClapper
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A true role model.
partyandBSim sober now but i have drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, ate acid, and had mushrooms at ski resorts consistently for about a decade and never once got in trouble. you’re probably just a fuckin idiot. take that shit to a vail resort
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oldmanski
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Sounds like you need to be doing some chores around the house to do a little kiss ass. Then maybe, just maybe, she will let you ride again.
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stove
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you could also try not listening to her. you’ve been not listening to her all this time. i don’t see why you would start now
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cyphers
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“broooo i have no idea how my mom noticed she has like heightened senses or some shit”


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stove
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partyandBS
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homie hasn’t been on for 2 days since posting this. i guess they don’t have wifi in rehab
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luckyducky
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Be like “mommmmm I know it takes one to know one!”
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I mean this extends past eldora. This is just being a teenager.

**This post was edited on Apr 12th 2025 at 12:02:01pm
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Lip_on
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partyandBShomie hasn’t been on for 2 days since posting this. i guess they don’t have wifi in rehab


Just got out 😭
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Jibbcore
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Nobody believes you smoke weed
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Lip_on
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JibbcoreNobody believes you smoke weed



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