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The only guy in the canyon who can do it.

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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,914
Okay look ive been addicted to f** hands. and if you dont know what this shit is you havnt skied alta and seen every fucking g** ass dumb ass looking guy do this shit. But like wtf. why do i do this this is dumb. sorry im addicted to being like that. Its stupid.



Next. I saw this bad ass bitch carrying two pairs of skis in to my aparment building the other day. And me being a dude I was like damn shawty maybe I should help. Turn the corner. her dude thing which has been my neighbor for 9 years is in a cast on crutches. talked to guy, he got fucked up on thursday and broke his ankle. alta clinic and all.



idk this is life. Also, we are really lacking here, ur squeeze is like sr210. Ran through like any state road, except this one needs special attention.
3 months ago
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Cream69
Posts: 12 - Karma: 189
Get those hands out and be free brother
3 months ago
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partyandBS
Posts: 5988 - Karma: 93,011
your writing is intoxicating (but not in a romantic way)

what the fuck are f** hands? fox hands? fat hands?? fig hands??? jk assuming its fag hands. os that the same as jazz hands? or something like this??


3 months ago
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Biffbarf
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There's a rash of ns schizo going around what's happening
3 months ago
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,914
It’s fag hands. Sorry for making it pc. I’m addicted.
3 months ago
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dognutsdogfart
Posts: 2646 - Karma: 35,378
BiffbarfThere's a rash of ns schizo going around what's happening

the amount of terrible threads and mental breakdowns in the last couple days has been incredible
3 months ago
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BallClapper
Posts: 3722 - Karma: 16,889
End of season and people are freaking out cuz they still can’t kfed. (Me included)
dognutsdogfartthe amount of terrible threads and mental breakdowns in the last couple days has been incredible
3 months ago
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Cream69
Posts: 12 - Karma: 189
Y'all tripping because you can't find the hole that's sitting right in front of ya
3 months ago
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Cream69
Posts: 12 - Karma: 189
Powder skiing is inherently dumb as shit
3 months ago
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je_t.aime_canard
Posts: 625 - Karma: 7,536
Cream69Powder skiing is inherently dumb as shit


you clearly haven't snorted enough coke in your life
3 months ago
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Cream69
Posts: 12 - Karma: 189
I'm waiting for my first beer before that
je_t.aime_canardyou clearly haven't snorted enough coke in your life
3 months ago
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joog
Posts: 144 - Karma: 1,195
You gotta get down valley man ur going crazy up there
3 months ago
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brownetown
Posts: 502 - Karma: 4,963
mikemOkay look ive been addicted to f** hands


Please elaborate for those of us not constantly inundated with brainrotting SLC smog
3 months ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9756 - Karma: 65,907
Fuckin mountain people, yall are insane
3 months ago
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iDontHitRails
Posts: 292 - Karma: 2,824
Anyone know where i can get lessons on these “fag hands”? It sounds like the piece of the puzzle I’m missing on becoming a good Alta skier
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partyandBS
Posts: 5988 - Karma: 93,011
iDontHitRailsAnyone know where i can get lessons on these “fag hands”? It sounds like the piece of the puzzle I’m missing on becoming a good Alta skier


it’s surprising similar to holding ski poles
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TRVP_ANGEL
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if china ever drops the nukes lets bump up slc a few places on the priority list
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