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Chefs of Newschoolers Official Thread

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Skibumsmith
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What you cooking up newschoolers? Post pics of your latest creations, whether it be michelin star quality or drunk inspired cuisine. Is it 2am and you just realized you can put peanut butter on pizza? Snap a pic with your phone and post it here!

Share recipes, cooking tips, favorite kitchen gadgets, expensive knife porn, etc...
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Skibumsmith
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I downloaded the paprika app last year when I blew my knee. This app is sooo sick. You just copy the URL of a recipe into the app browser and it downloads the recipe but filters out all the BS about its origins. Then you can click "add to grocery list" for when you go shopping later.








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Mingg
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Damn. Of all the photos of food I take, apparently I only send them on Snapchat and never save them lol. Here are some of my favs from the past few months

Chicken bacon ranch pizza, everything made from scratch. It was actually so good lol. We used garlic butter on the crust then topped with regular red sauce, diced chicken, onion, bacon, banana peppers and then a ranch drizzle. 10/10 idk what we did but it was the best thin crust pizza I’ve ever had lol


Giant pierogis. I believe we did chicken wing, loaded potato and then maybe one more? I don’t know. I just remember it being a huge pain in the ass to make lmao
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Skibumsmith
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Mingg

Giant pierogis. I believe we did chicken wing, loaded potato and then maybe one more? I don’t know. I just remember it being a huge pain in the ass to make lmao

Holy shit 🤤
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Biffbarf
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Typical sunday night meal

Jk this was Thanksgiving my fam doesn't do turkey because who the fuck cares about turkey. Shit's so cash. Sweet thread idea stoked to see it
2 months ago
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FakeKalmar
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I can heat up dino nuggies
2 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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Pesto chicken pizza. Used sun dried tomato/olive tapenade instead of sauce.
2 months ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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made some breakfast burritos from scratch the other day, with a homemade avocado, jalapeno, onion, tomato, and garlic salsa. Will send pics when im home
2 months ago
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Jems
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treebeard
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My wife is a ridiculously good cook (perks of a Punjabi wife lol), I'm not too bad myself. We love food.


Sourdough pizza, zucchini habanero mushroom (joint effort):


Samosa and pakora (hers):



Lamb kebabs (mine, peep the dad plate):


I straight-up can't remember the name of this one, we found it in a middle eastern cookbook, it's basically a savory pastry that uses super thin sheets of phyllo-like dough. Usually filled with some kind of meat, we did mushroom instead:

2 months ago
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Lonely
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Crab Rangoon
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2YearParmesan
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Nothin’ crazy but whipped up some dank banana bread the other day for ski weekend, the crew loved it

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Biffbarf
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2YearParmesanNothin’ crazy but whipped up some dank banana bread the other day for ski weekend, the crew loved it



Banana bread? At work dude? Hell yeah
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treebeard
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BiffbarfBanana bread? At work dude? Hell yeah


Scratching your eye bro, but it's still itchy dude? Hell no
2 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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Good banana bread is the shit. That looks amazing!
2 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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One of my go-to appetizers:
endive topped with brie, smoked salmon and a slice of citrus. A pinch of coarse salt thrown over the top doesn’t hurt either.
2 months ago
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GayWolf420
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Please rate my homemade street tacos
2 months ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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^^ How I feel rn
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SlushSeason
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je_t.aime_canard











^^ How I feel rn


I'm kinda surprised you can even get hot dogs and tortillas in Italy
2 months ago
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Lippamani
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Best I can do
2 months ago
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Skibumsmith
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Lippamani

Best I can do


I can't remember the last time I saw an adult drink a glass of milk.
2 months ago
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Lippamani
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I ain't even dat old bruh.
SkibumsmithI can't remember the last time I saw an adult drink a glass of milk.
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Jems
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wow thought this thread was actual food service workers and not mfs in their home kitchens

anyways here’s another beef dick


2 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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Only paid gigs these days are private parties but trying to keep the skills sharp with occasional get togethers at home.
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Mingg
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My boyfriend had work and I was off. This was my attempt at convincing him to let me be a stay at home wife/mom and I’d cook him lunches like this everyday lol. It’s just couscous pearls, chick peas, broccoli, onions and peppers with a Tunisian spice blend and lemon creama. We didn’t have chicken or I’d have added that lol
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cool270out
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Jemswow thought this thread was actual food service workers and not mfs in their home kitchens

anyways here’s another beef dick



lol same, I was stoked. But it’s just a bunch of dinners from home
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SlushSeason
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Steak Frites with entrecôte sauce. Not the most photogenic but it was delicious
2 months ago
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je_t.aime_canard
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SlushSeason


Steak Frites with entrecôte sauce. Not the most photogenic but it was delicious


entrecote is fucking sick mate, délicieuse
2 months ago
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bennwithtwons
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Post bike ride caprese
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theabortionator
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First time trying a philly... Would have grabbed better rolls but didn't want to drive to the other store while things were busy.

Def could improve somethings next time but came out pretty tasty.

Nothing too fancy but I was happy with it
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bennwithtwons
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My first focaccia. Have a couple revisions to make for round two but I polished this thing off in no time
2 months ago
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GayWolf420
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Jemswow thought this thread was actual food service workers and not mfs in their home kitchens

anyways here’s another beef dick




Brother, did you not read the initial post? "Whether it be Michelin star quality or drunk inspired". Let artists do their thing.
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Jems
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GayWolf420Brother, did you not read the initial post? "Whether it be Michelin star quality or drunk inspired". Let artists do their thing.

despite working at a restaurant i barely know how to cook this entire thread if better off than me
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Skibumsmith
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GayWolf420Brother, did you not read the initial post? "Whether it be Michelin star quality or drunk inspired". Let artists do their thing.

I just put the driest fucking $4 steak from Safeway into the pressure cooker with nothing but Bud light. Art is subjective!
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theabortionator
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SkibumsmithI just put the driest fucking $4 steak from Safeway into the pressure cooker with nothing but Bud light. Art is subjective!


Food is food, unless you fuck it up too bad. Then you have 2 options, drink more till its the best meal, or scrap it and go with plan B... Yolo

**This post was edited on Apr 19th 2025 at 8:00:24am
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PartyBullshiit
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Making some
smoked turkey tonight.
2 months ago
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CatdickBojangles
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PartyBullshiitMaking some
smoked turkey tonight.


Don’t put your dick in it.
2 months ago
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PartyBullshiit
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CatdickBojanglesDon’t put your dick in it.


Why are you sticking your dick in Smoked turkeys?
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Celery
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A collection of pizza I've made at work
2 months ago
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Biffbarf
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Keeshlife or something idk I didn't ski today
a month ago
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HypeBeast
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PartyBullshiitWhy are you sticking your dick in Smoked turkeys?

Because he's out of apple pie
a month ago
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HumanGenius
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bennwithtwonsMy first focaccia. Have a couple revisions to make for round two but I polished this thing off in no time

Focaccia is such a crowd pleaser. This is my go to for house parties
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muffMan.
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HumanGeniusFocaccia is such a crowd pleaser. This is my go to for house parties





Legit the easiest bread to make. I love it

this was a cinnamon roll focaccia I made a couple months ago.
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PartyBullshiit
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Grilled carrots with grilled branzino. Also did roasted purple artichoke with roasted fingerling potatoes




a month ago
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Skibumsmith
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Oxtail Pho

**This post was edited on May 1st 2025 at 8:31:24pm
a month ago
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bennwithtwons
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Italian night!
fresh focaccia, best one yet
caprese salad
gnocci with broiled tomatoes and prosciutto wrapped chicken thighs
a month ago
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bennwithtwons
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Eggy bites
12 days ago
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cool270out
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I don’t have a pic but y’all gotta try grilled romaine. Just cut a head in half, add some oil and seasoning and grill till there’s plenty of burnt bits. Add some veg and protein
12 days ago
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PartyBullshiit
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Smoked some pork butt a week or so ago. Smoked some wings last night but no pics of those unfortunately




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