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How do I let people know that I'm hesh at the beach?

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ChrisBasil
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Are big strides acceptable as a bathing suit for spring break? Vishnu should make pool floats. Jetskis? Anything to let the public know.
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Slowbro
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Arsenic adventure shorts, wack sunglasses, and a stupid looking hat
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WilliamHenrikg
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partyandBS
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little know fact, the @VISHNU logo is actually derived from the shape of the borat mankini. the dot is actually a belly button.

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Andi_G
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skinny jeans and cigs are always the solution to being hesh anyway
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bootspace
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hesh would involve being at hood instead of the beach (unless you surf)
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Farmville420
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If the water is warm enough to swim without a wetsuit then the beach is not core and you're a poser and you should probably quit skiing
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dwt802
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SlowbroArsenic adventure shorts, wack sunglasses, and a stupid looking hat


Adventure shorts make for great beach shorts 100 percent
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KilaTsunami
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Personally I just rock my answer pants, and my Line “I AM A SKIER” t shirt and go up to people individually. I’ll make my way up & down the beach reiterating the fact that I’m almost/basically sponsored, and can Kfed pretty much everytime. I belittle them for all the obvious L’s like: Renting skis, skiing at Stratton, and for not knowing about the niche brands we love.
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SendyMcSendyface
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Didn’t Jskis used to sell these? Rocking this and a tall t at the beach seems pretty core.
partyandBSlittle know fact, the @VISHNU logo is actually derived from the shape of the borat mankini. the dot is actually a belly button.

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KilaTsunami
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SendyMcSendyfaceDidn’t Jskis used to sell these? Rocking this and a tall t at the beach seems pretty core.


They did, I’ll sell u mine. Only used it for a couple seasons.
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bootspace
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13 layered tall t’s, each a little smaller than the last, each a little more weed-smelling than the last
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