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How long would it take for lebron to learn how to kfed?

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yungSB
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This is is an alternate reality where lebron CANT kfed already because we all know that legoat can do anything he wants in this universe. Say it takes him 5 minutes to learn pizza and french fries, 1 lap of hitting the terrain park, and maybe a good 2 minutes of hiking. Overall 18, maybe 19 minutes from first clipping in to learning the kfed. Does skierjon have competition?

this is what LeSteez would look like.
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SuperiorKalmar
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Very lebron thread
2 months ago
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Eli.braun98
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hes got a fire fit
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Globalsnowmonkey
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LeGoat could learn anything he wanted in under 30 seconds
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Christian_Bale
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LeFed
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cool270out
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He would super fed his first run in skis and it would be drippy
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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_brrett
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Idk how long a kfed would take but I assure you he wouldn’t be on those 171 jellyfish wets
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HappyGuy
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Are you kidding me? LeSkier could probably k fed in give or take 5 minutes at most, (including the 4 minute lift ride). Concerning people are starting to doubt LeGoat.
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Dobbyda
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Legoat could probably kfed a jump
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CalumSKI
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he rides custom 210cm wets
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Christian_Bale
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CalumSKIhe rides custom 210cm wets

LeGoat needs tanks. With his raw power and athleticism a pair of wets would fold like a foam noodle
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Lebron scream if you love kevin federline
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Shifty_God
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Vishnu pro model next year is going to be the LeTank
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snorman
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The real question is would he use pivots?
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Don_Kedic
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He would need extra baggy pants to hide that Lerection #king
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Vzx
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snormanThe real question is would he use pivots?


yes
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Andi_G
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if you ask lebron he'll say he told tyler barnes to name it that
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jsender
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bro he could quad 2340 bring back 1800 first try off a 2 ft kicker with crocs on instead of ski boot
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HypeBeast
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Depends how much money you're offering him.
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RolloPolloDollo
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LeKnuckleHuck X Games 2026??
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gvski13
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Men are built different. It took my 5'9 160lb bf to hit rails after 3 tries. He got bored and decided to go switch. One try. Lebron would learn kfed as soon as he could balance if we asked. Lb2? Theres a reason babe ruth was so good at baseball
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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PAUSE
Don_KedicHe would need extra baggy pants to hide that Lerection #king
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